Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2011: KEEPING THE SPIRIT OF ARCMAS ALIVE (Read 7421 times)

A² · « **on:** September 15, 2011, 06:45:06 PM »

YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

LET'S GET THIS SANTA PARTY STARTED.

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE EARNED THEIR "SENT LYRAI INFO" HAT:
Lyrai -> ENVY
Brentai -> JOXAM
Beat Bandit -> DOGSTAR
Envy -> SMILER
Kayma -> SILVERSONG
Smiler -> BRENTAI
Roger -> DOGSTAR
Roger, Son of Roger -> BUGE
Zach (Not Cloud) -> DOGSTAR
Silversong -> ZACH
Joxam -> TED BELMONT
Caithness -> ROGER
Ted Belmont, rival of Chad Dracula -> CAITHNESS
Buge -> ROGER
Dogstar -> DEFENESTRATION
Dogstar II -> BEAT BANDIT
Dogstar III, Undead -> KAYMA
Defenestration -> LYRAI

EACH YEAR, WE COME TOGETHER IN A VAGUELY ORGANIZED FASHION TO CELEBRATE THE TRUE MEANING OF ARCMAS: TRADING USED GOODS AND INFLICTING HORRIBLE DVD SETS AND PORN ON OTHERS. Or something like that.

AND THIS YEAR, IT'S NO DIFFERENT except we're starting signups 2 months early.

SHOULD YOU WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS YEAR'S DIRTY SANTA, PM LYRAI THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY OCTOBER 31st, 2011
DEADLINE PASSED.

NAME:
FULL SHIPPING ADDRESS:
NATION OF ORIGIN & CAN YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE
WHAT DO YOU ALREADY OWN?

Using a system involving taping slips of paper with names on them to sunflower seeds and getting my pet bird, I will choose matches! You'll be sending to someone, but they don't know it's you!

Once names are distributed, you have until DECEMBER 10th to inject those packages into the postal system to the lucky recipient! Doodle a dinosaur on it to mark the solidarity of the BRONTOS! (And perhaps PM me if your package includes things that family members of the giftee might faint or have a dizzy spell over. Enough people on here have family problems that we should try to avoid ma & pa gasping at Sailor Moon & The 7 Ballz)

THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE THE STRONGEST

Envy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:26:26 PM »

I have quite a bit of junk this year. :D

A² · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:27:16 PM »

whoever gets Envy is obligated to get him a spellchecker.

Caithness · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:30:24 PM »

Spellcheckers don't catch things that are also words.

A² · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:37:57 PM »

FINE A GRAMMAR CHECKER

Kayma · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:21:32 AM »

I WILL WIN THIS YEAR'S DIRTY SANTA FOR SURE THIS YEAR!

I WILL BRING ARC BACK WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

Ted Skelmont · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2011, 05:00:37 AM »

I also have quite a bit of junk! In my trunk. Well, trunks.

Spram · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2011, 06:59:09 PM »

I'm not sure but I left this board for like a year because I got offended over liberal use of racial slurs by some of you and I want to join this secret santa (I love giving as much as receiving and now I actually have junk) but I don't want to get an offensive package or get a Santa that doesn't like me and sends me crap presents. So.. can you make sure my secret Santa doesn't hate me?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2011, 03:48:10 AM »

Quote from: Demosprite on September 15, 2011, 09:27:16 PM

whoever gets spram is obligated to get him a fleshlight.

Defenestration · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2011, 04:45:42 AM »

I'll do this!

A² · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2011, 08:42:39 AM »

Quote from: Spram on September 16, 2011, 06:59:09 PM

I'm not sure but I left this board for like a year because I got offended over liberal use of racial slurs by some of you and I want to join this secret santa (I love giving as much as receiving and now I actually have junk) but I don't want to get an offensive package or get a Santa that doesn't like me and sends me crap presents. So.. can you make sure my secret Santa doesn't hate me?

No, I can't.

If you're not sure you can participate without being offended or whatever, don't. All there is to it.

Defenestration · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:13:34 AM »

A better question is why you are concerned about such a thing. I mean, how offensive could a package possibly be? This is the spirit of Christmas. Look at the older threads posting what people got. It's more likely that you get someone too lazy to mail a gift rather than being offended.

Also, "I'd like to participate but not recieve or get things things from this list of people" eliminates the entire purpose of a Secret Santa type thing.

Stop being so crazy.

Roger · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2011, 02:36:19 PM »

Is it that time of year already? Can we still sign up for two partners?

A² · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2011, 02:46:54 PM »

Sure. And I'm doing it way early this year in the vague hope of it being done 'on time'

MarsDragon · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2011, 03:17:18 PM »

I wish I had old stuff I was willing to give away, but I don't think anyone here wants knitting needles or yarn.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #15 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:00:59 PM »

Fuck it. I skipped out after nothing but bad experiences receiving (Okay Arct sent a good real gift one year but it wasn't random shit) but am willing to give it another go.

Don't make me cry, Brontos.

Büge · « **Reply #16 on:** September 18, 2011, 06:25:35 PM »

I would like to play again.

Zach · « **Reply #17 on:** September 18, 2011, 07:22:05 PM »

I'm in.

Joxam · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2011, 09:10:59 PM »

I'll be your secret santa this year.

Caithness · « **Reply #19 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:44:03 PM »

Yeah, sure, I've got some junk that someone else might appreciate more than me. Or they might hate it just as much as I do. It's a win-win!

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