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by Defenestration
Tue Sep 18, 2018 3:33 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137785

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by...
by Defenestration
Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137785

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

If it was someone actually important enough to raise eyebrows that wrote it, I feel like resigning and then doing a tell all without being anonymous would be more effectual.
by Defenestration
Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:27 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 524
Views: 54521

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Things that have broken on me in the last 72 hours: My car My expensive audiophile headphones My boss, who took a 4 day surprise vacation right when I needed to talk to him about a semi-urgent planning manner My nice TV out in the living room My mother's entire house (this was easily remedied, which...
by Defenestration
Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:27 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 302
Views: 28617

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

So, yesterday I noticed the huge american flag of the shopping center I usually get lunch at was at half mast. This wasn't surprising. While I know that this time it was probably at half mast for McCain, it was also half mast for a week after each major shooting. What surprised me was the realizatio...
by Defenestration
Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:16 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1017
Views: 93061

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

The video doesn't appear to show the pile of people fucking in the immediate aftermath of this horrible Axe-ident.
by Defenestration
Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:49 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 753

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

I'm surprised that I never thought of that before. You're probably right.
by Defenestration
Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:34 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 753

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

The day? November 15, 2013. The North American PS4 release. The mood at work? Anxiety, extreme busy-ness. Tier One had a specialized set of people trained in the PS4's operation that were in some ways better prepared than us, just due to general exposure of how the thing worked due to number of call...
by Defenestration
Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:16 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 753

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

don't check this box if you want to save your credit card info I mean that kind of setup is why it happens so often. It is shady to not have a "Save this credit card information for repeated use? [Y/N]" pop-up, we know how normal people go tech blind when dealing with these systems. Not t...
by Defenestration
Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:02 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 377
Views: 36317

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

He probably would though
by Defenestration
Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:48 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 753

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

You might remember how one of my duties was to process refunds. For a long, long, LONG while, the hard and fast rule was that if the refund request was more than a $150, it was denied. (Note that three new AAA console games are $180.) Also, if any of the games were used long enough to get trophies, ...
by Defenestration
Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:20 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 504
Views: 47719

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

I read something that said this was another effect of the russian bot-filled social media. With millions of accounts blabbing at the puppetmaster's hand, it can lead people at the extreme ends of the political spectrum to believe they have a base of support that is actually smoke and mirrors. I have...
by Defenestration
Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:17 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1160
Views: 106959

Re: Game musings and news

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT

by Defenestration
Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 753

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

This particular one is from before I "ascended" myself, and was still a Tier One agent. In fact, it was in the first two months that I worked there. <me> So from what you said I understand your PS3 stopped working for some reason, tell me more about it. (This was a ploy to keep her droning...
by Defenestration
Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:21 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Song Stuck in Your Brain
Replies: 463
Views: 49329

Re: The Song Stuck in Your Brain



I call it the Mass Effect song
by Defenestration
Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:46 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 753

The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

So, I realized today that my NDA from my dumbest job has long since expired, and boy oh boy do I have some stories that would be fun to share openly. It occurred to me that there are other people that have such things, so here we are in a thread for only your best/worst/most fucked up stories. The j...
by Defenestration
Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: Mongrel in miniature land
Replies: 92
Views: 16691

Re: Mongrel in miniature land

Cotton definitely provides a better effect, I'm just not sure of its suitability for an explosion effect which must also hide support for a large model Gundam in parts. It's possible that Defen can use several layers with a lit cotton effect as the outermost layer, but I don't know ambitious he wan...
by Defenestration
Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:46 pm
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: Mongrel in miniature land
Replies: 92
Views: 16691

Re: Mongrel in miniature land

So, I'm not sure how much of this carries over but Mongrel seems like a good place to start for advice. I originally took up Gundam plastic model building as something I could do at work to make sure I don't fall asleep in avail or listening to old veterans drone on forever (some stereotypes are tru...
by Defenestration
Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:51 am
Forum: Games
Topic: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition
Replies: 97
Views: 18433

Re: FINAL FANTASY ONLINE 2-2 Not shit edition

You know, I was thinking about getting back in the saddle and I'm kind of a badass (check my irl license plate) but I work graveyard PST. Change your times to weekends and/or after 10 PM PST!

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by Defenestration
Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:19 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death
Replies: 363
Views: 43821

Re: Brave Soul, Who Fears Not Death

It's been a bit since I looked or cared that much, but the one that still sticks out to me is the fire graphic being replaced by a realistic fire instead of the the distinctive trailing orange wisps indicating burning humanity