Grath wrote:I'm loving this except for the scene where Wheels got to be the hero.

You too can have the power of the shinobi with strength, dedication, training, and nippon steel folded over a hundred times

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood.

Wheels finds this pretty little thing on the corpse of an assassin, puts it to use swiftly decapitating the last Mandarin, retroactively avenging Zara. He then does the thing with the scabbard where it slides up all the way and angles in etc etc http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/212483-1/Ninjas-shadow-s...

THERE'S NINJA TRAINING IN THIS GAME?

I know I haven't been around much, but it's good to see old faces!

Mongrel wrote:Yeah, this is full on nuts.

But I am petty enough to ask; it's completely clear to you we should immediately punch nazis now, right?

I genuinely would... if I was still in it. Most of us took the opportunity for the free transfer to get the flying fuck off of Hellworld I mean Balmung.

Friday wrote:Fray seems appropriately dickish for a dark knight trainer, 10/10.

Oh yeah, Dark Knight trainer is a HUGE dick. Actually the worst person of all time.

Random question, Paladins get shields with massive armor and block. What (if anything) do warriors/other tanks get to make up for this loss of passive damage reduction? Warriors have the highest DPS, highest base HP, and best damage immunity CD compared to other tanks. Which is to say compared to o...

Also, wait you were on Balmung and *didn't leave*? We all were and took the crystal DC split as the perfect opportunity to escape that cesspit.

But the game is really really REALLY good. You should really play it!

Frankly, Blossom is really overselling the multiplayer ability of the MSQ. Sure, there are kill quests in the world, a bit of fed ex, FATEs, and dungeons. You can do those together. The thing is, it's much easier to play with someone that's much newer to the game with you on a second job. Unless you...

god who is this asshole just coming out of nowhere and posting a wall of text who does he think he is

Final Fantasy XIV is my favorite MMO of all time. It also, like most things, has a few flaws. So, keep in mind Friday that your Job (class) choice literally doesn't matter. You can switch to whatever job you want, whenever you want. Leveling up an alt is not logging onto a different character, it's ...

So, I'm here replaying Sekiro from the beginning again because I had fun watching Ziiro play it. To be clear, I didn't beat it, I got to a certain ape that that attacks with his dookie, cut off his head, shat my pants, and then took a break and got distracted by something. I've heard a lot of people...

In my case doubling the RAM (which is now QUADRUPLE the supposed on-paper requirements) fixed most, but not all, issues. I would watch as the game not-so-slowly consumed every scrap of memory my computer could muster, so I finally caved. My only consolation is that RAM is universally useful and the...

"haha, my squishy caster with an unusually high AC of 19, I'm ACTUALLY IMMORTAL! What are you going to do, Wheels? This shitty warrior cannot harm me." "Superiority dice to precision. Superiority Dice to trip attack. You are now prone. Action Surge." *reaches for more dice* https...

beatbandito wrote:So I guess that means their version of tetra master will never stop sucking.

Them's fighting words son!

...Unless it's roulette rules. Then I'll change the topic of the conversation.

Well then. I am not sure what to think or even say for that matter, but you have my attention, Netflix.

Oh, and the bravado filled, completely inexperienced and foolish teenage Tarot tradition mage that was so incredibly recklessly eager to draw to summon a completely random spirit for the purpose of solving any problem in front of him it even gave Murdoch pause