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by Hardly Ideal
Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 521
Views: 41867

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Faceless> Actually there are 10 genders, binary and non-binary *hurls tomato* <@Friday> Romo what are you doing for halloween <@Friday> are you dressing up as a cat <fbm> dressing as a different breed of dog <@Romosome> I do not know yet Friday <@Romosome> I should have a party <BrentDroid> Silver...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:29 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 435
Views: 30933

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

I work for a tool crib company; basically fancy, networked vending machines for tracking tools in secure areas. Track wrenches and gauges and scanners in places like aircraft hangars and industrial areas. We're preparing for a trade show at the end of the month where we hope to demo for police depar...
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:16 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 417
Views: 18012

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

If there's one good thing about life in 2017, it's being able to retweet this directly to the President of the United States.
by Hardly Ideal
Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:07 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 212
Views: 13113

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

When they blame victims for how they were dressed, I often hear it compared to someone getting mugged after flashing a bunch of hundred dollar bills. But I don't remember seeing anyone on Facebook or Twitter imploring us to think of the poor thief's future in that case.
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:08 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 208
Views: 16041

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I was briefly lucid this morning! I understand the main trick to lucid dreaming is some sort of "reality check," where you notice something is off and signals that you're in a dream. The common ones I hear are to hold your nose to see if you can still breathe or try and poke through your o...
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:05 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 521
Views: 41867

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

I guess so? I'm not sure, neither of us have been online in a while. Lexi used to be downright commanding with her blood tank in dungeons, and even then she joked that all she did was Deathstrike. I mean, there's peaks and valleys in every population, but I imagine a class that's so badass right out...
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:06 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 521
Views: 41867

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

A conversation my wife and I had while going to see my mom. But because I don't like drawing people I know and it's a Warcraft joke, I had her draenei and my paladin tell it instead. https://orig00.deviantart.net/47e5/f/2017/286/a/a/dunning_kruger_by_yoji00-dbqh3zj.jpg (also, this is why I didn't si...
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:44 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1184
Views: 60614

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

"Look at how poorly this patient is doing," he says as he stands on their oxygen tube.
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:05 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Eeeeew
Replies: 178
Views: 10540

Re: The Eeeeew

I won't pretend to know much about the Spain/Catalonia situation, but I still wonder and worry if Russian ratfucking was involved here. I think back to the CalExit thing that happened after the last US election. It'd been joked about for years, but there was a tiny, honest push for it after Trump go...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:35 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: QUILTBAG
Replies: 254
Views: 21364

Re: QUILTBAG

by Hardly Ideal
Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:13 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Disasters, natural or otherwise
Replies: 34
Views: 1029

Re: Disasters, natural or otherwise

I was gonna ask, should I panic? Y/N

I think we're going to be safe in downtown Santa Ana, but holy crap that's a lot of very close smoke.
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:34 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1184
Views: 60614

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

We're already living at the intersection of Satire and Reality, so I wouldn't be surprised if this became real by the time I finish typing.

I mean, Bill O'Reilly just the other day echoed an Onion article about how mass shootings are the price of freedom.
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:56 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1184
Views: 60614

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

I'm not sure which shithole prison systems the US compares to, partly because it blows my mind how awful ours can be. Like, the one that sticks in my head was this incident at a private prison in Arizona, where a woman had to get a C-section. For whatever reason, the medical staff decided to treat h...
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:39 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 571
Views: 41460

Re: Obituaries

Mongrel wrote:AOL instant messanger

Another one of those "wait, they were still alive?" obituaries.
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 521
Views: 41867

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

(playing Dark Souls III with my wife watching, facing the dual Watchdog NPCs at the entrance to Farron's Keep) Lex: You're fighting them naked? Me: Yeah, their attacks are just too strong, so it's better to just strip and avoid them entirely. I had a problem like this once before. Lex: Are you doing...
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 202
Views: 11863

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

I keep hearing people say that bump stocks "simulate" full-auto fire, which just strikes me as transparently euphemistic. When your gun is vomiting 500 rounds per minute, there's nothing "simulated" about it. Like, okay, the gun is still technically a semi-auto; if the stock were...
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:12 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 212
Views: 13113

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

A woman who spent a month taking selfies with assholes who catcall her.

Sounds like a good idea, but I really can't believe some of those guys. Like, they're actually smiling in some of those pictures.
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:32 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 435
Views: 30933

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

I think I saw a raven walking to my car this morning; living in an apartment complex with just one spot per unit, I'm always having to park on the street. But it's not so bad, since half the time it takes me down a street lined with some enormous trees. It's a nice change from Seal Beach, where peop...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:57 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 202
Views: 11863

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

Oh yeah, and O'Reilly literally just called this shooting "the price of freedom." This is the price of freedom. Violent nuts are allowed to roam free until they do damage, no matter how threatening they are. Unless they're a black 12-year-old kid, of course. Gotta gun those fuckers down wi...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:36 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 202
Views: 11863

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

This Shooting Isn’t About Gun Control We Refuse To Pass, It’s About Access To Mental Health Care We’re Continuing To Gut , editorial by Paul Ryan Not to go on too big a tangent, but does anyone remember that creepy phone call from Silent Hill 3? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpLjF0xTPHc I have a ...