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by Hardly Ideal
Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:07 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1395
Views: 77354

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

I hear that there was a bipartisan talk during the Shithole Shutdown held in Susan Collins' office. Apparently they resorted to using a talking stick, and at once point it was "forcefully delivered" to another speaker, missing its mark and breaking a glass elephant on a shelf instead. Wow...
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:19 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1395
Views: 77354

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

"I'll sue you" is kind of like Trump's version of "bazinga," anyway. He says it all the time, but it doesn't really mean anything.
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 577
Views: 48282

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

[15:26] <Brentai> Man it's still weird to talk about Nazis like they're an actual thing that exist. [15:27] <Brentai> It's like you go out and your mother's like "Okay honey be careful watch out for velociraptors." [15:30] <Brentai> You go to work and there's a velociraptor sitting in the ...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:35 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 546
Views: 45913

Re: Science!

I think Kelly died in 2009, but Google says bottlenose dolphins can live for 40 years in the wild.

Also, these things are too smart. Never trust a creature that smiles all the time.
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:12 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1395
Views: 77354

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

I was just thinking about all the awesome titles and honorifics I see flying around. Shit like all the various permutations of "patriot" and "moral" and etc. I can't help but think that you can't call yourself those kinds of things without sounding like you're just grandstanding,...
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:15 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 442
Views: 24347

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

If there isn't some generator for those comments by this time next week, I'll be disappointed with the Internet.

Also, "DELETE UGH" just about sums up Milo Yianowhatever.
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:35 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 125
Views: 14164

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans

Man, I wish I could do a good Mucha drawing like that.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:13 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 223
Views: 19228

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I was in a region of the frontier that was facing forces of darkness. I mean actual darkness-based malevolent powers, not just trite shorthand for eeevil. And it seemed to come in three distinct phases. First, there were the possessions. The victims' skin would turn black, and they'd start climbing ...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: I, uh, actually drew something
Replies: 39
Views: 4261

Re: I, uh, actually drew something

Let's see... go on about how shitty the holidays are going to make me feel? Or spam Armored Core drawings? https://img00.deviantart.net/33c5/i/2017/354/3/d/_s__ac4a_striker_by_yoji00-dbrikv5.jpg Kind of related: Does anyone know a way to make a YouTube link play at a different speed? Kind of like ho...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 223
Views: 19228

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Alexis says that Doc McStuffins is invading her dreams now. She and my son were somehow driving through space in a car. Before long, they encountered some kind of alien battlefleet. A huge line of all kinds of warships, all in perfect formation with weapons armed and ready. But as they kept driving,...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:26 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1224
Views: 97808

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

I guess we can add "anatomy" to the list of things Millennials are killing. Fuckin' elbows, how do they work?
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1395
Views: 77354

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Did anyone catch Wonkette's reveal for the cover of the GOP tax bill?

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by Hardly Ideal
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:02 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 827
Views: 62471

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Jesus Headsploder Christ, that is legitimately disturbing to read. Like, if you gave that to me as part of a movie script for an insane character, I'd groan and tell you to dial it back because nobody actually writes like that.
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 447
Views: 35412

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Since my son started going to preschool, I've had to get up earlier than I've been used to; shower, pick his clothes, prepare breakfast and lunch for him and my wife, all that stuff. My first alarm goes off around 6:00am, and depending on the time of the year, that means I'm up slightly earlier than...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 686
Views: 41178

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Well, for Alabama standards, it was a fucking landslide. I forget who (Lawrence O'Donnell, I think), but someone on MSNBC pointed out that the last Senate race in the state was in 2014 and the Democrats didn't even put a candidate forward. It was pretty much Jeff Sessions vs write-ins, and he won b...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 686
Views: 41178

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

I love how Wilbur Ross looks exactly what you imagine a guy like that to look like. I've only heard the name, but never put a face to- *click* -oh yeah, no kidding. Also too, has anyone else heard about how Moore is apparently garbage at horse? I don't know how to ride and Twitter is so hysterical ...
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:12 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 686
Views: 41178

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Putin is more kin than Americans? Gaybashers of a feather flock together?

Any idea what he said at the end?
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:54 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 460
Views: 38414

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

I thought that was a globe for a second.
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1100
Views: 75106

Re: Game musings and news

As someone on Tumblr said, it's been a year and a half, and we're still not sure if Death Stranding is actually going to be a game instead of a movie.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:17 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 546
Views: 45913

Re: Science!

Heh, I remember seeing those in a middle school textbook. Never saw the internal mechanism until now, though.