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by Yoji
Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:13 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: "Unrest In the Middle East" - a valid headline for over 2000 years.
Replies: 8
Views: 71

Re: "Unrest In the Middle East" - a valid headline for over 2000 years.

Right, right, right. Interrogation. Sure.

So, could you please explain that bone saw?*

*do not explain that bone saw
by Yoji
Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:04 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1017
Views: 92987

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

I guess Piers Morgan is, as of this posting, losing his shit over Daniel Craig/James Bond wearing a baby carrier? At one point he told Chris Evans that Captain America wouldn't wear a papoose, which to me sounds more like a dare than anything.
by Yoji
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:42 pm
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: I, uh, actually drew something
Replies: 46
Views: 7490

Re: I, uh, actually drew something

I finally got the guts to try some Nerf fanart of all things. Reddit seems to love it, and dA is a dead fish as usual. https://orig00.deviantart.net/dd1e/f/2018/288/d/b/nerf_or_nothin___chirma_by_yoji00-dcpiz5z.png And since this was kind of intended as a two-parter, I guess I better finish the othe...
by Yoji
Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:53 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 524
Views: 54497

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Does it read aloud regardless of whether you pick up? Because having to hear a robot advertiser might make me answer the phone with a Scottish claymore.
by Yoji
Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 235
Views: 32156

Re: Avatars

These parent-teacher conferences are kind of getting on my nerves.

Also, Luke Pearson's Hilda is a good kid's show. It beats the hell out of Peppa Pig marathons, anyway.
by Yoji
Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 526
Views: 57861

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

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by Yoji
Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:58 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1017
Views: 92987

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Sand mandalas for some, stealth painting shredders for everyone else?
by Yoji
Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 808
Views: 63966

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

This is America we're talking about. We kill our best people and elect our worst, so I'll be damned if we even see a bird crap on Trump's head.
by Yoji
Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 808
Views: 63966

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

So, has anyone else heard about how an IP address from the House of Representatives was caught editing the Wikipedia entry for "devil's triangle (disambiguation)" to include how it's a supposed drinking game enjoyed by a young Kavanaugh? He better pull out soon. If he doesn't, I'm going to...
by Yoji
Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137714

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Colbert had a good one during the Dr Ford testimony.

"All she needed was coffee? I was just watching, and I needed a venti Xanax."
by Yoji
Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 325
Views: 35094

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Good lord, I can practically hear Trump and his white supremacist ilk getting an erection over this.
by Yoji
Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:57 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 808
Views: 63966

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Watching this bullshit is making me physically ill. It's one side saying "It's the senate's duty to fully investigate this" and the other saying "we owe it to Trump to do what he wants". As I type this Lindsey Graham is literally saying "they used to not even have hearings,...
by Yoji
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 526
Views: 57861

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Heh, yeah. I heard on KPCC that the little thing's already made it onto t-shirts as the Rally Possum.
by Yoji
Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:43 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 504
Views: 47693

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Though, as I've said, if people just quit Facebook and go to Instagram, that doesn't really solve any problems. Kind of the ol' dinner problem: You ask your friends what they want for dinner, and you get three votes for pizza and two votes to kill and eat you. Sure, pizza won the day, but the canni...
by Yoji
Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:24 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1345
Views: 138534

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

Yoji's fist hovers over a glass-covered button labeled "Global Neutron Purge."

Give me one fucking reason NOT to.
by Yoji
Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137714

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Don't know. Trump is only pawn in game of life.
by Yoji
Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:00 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137714

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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by Yoji
Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:16 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137714

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Hell, he seems to be too stupid to realize how to use the word "behest."
by Yoji
Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:50 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 282
Views: 32480

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

doo dee doo let's browse This Is Colossal some moHOLY SHIT MY WALLET JUST EXPLODED
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by Yoji
Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1771
Views: 137714

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Sorry if this is old news, but I heard on Rachel Maddow that George Papadopoulos was sentenced to 14 days in jail and 200 hours of community service with a year of supervised release for lying to federal investigators. I just wanted to say that Jesus fucking fuck, people have gotten stiffer sentence...