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by Yoji
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:07 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 503
Views: 51648

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Robotic planter walks around to find light and shade. If you squint it’s almost cute Um, excuse me? This unique, um, creature is tasked with looking after the succulent on its back, chasing the sunlight as needed, moving to the shade when it’s had enough and doing a little angry dance when it needs...
by Yoji
Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:51 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 460
Views: 59604

Re: Emoticonolatry

Image

(not really an emoticon per se, but it feels like it'd be useful in #finalfight these days)
by Yoji
Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:46 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 692
Views: 68594

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Some exhaustive wiki glancing says they're used a lot in smaller vehicles where ease of use takes priority over relative efficiency. Snowmobiles, small tractors, lawnmowers, golf carts... huh, power tools like drill presses and milling machines? I guess that makes sense. And I remember it being adve...
by Yoji
Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1050
Views: 85687

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Aaaaand it looks like both the tweet and maybe even the account are unavailable. Probably thanks to getting a famous snarky bastard's attention.

I forget who said it, but you really shouldn't put anything on social media that you aren't comfortable seeing on the front page.
by Yoji
Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1625
Views: 122763

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

zaratustra wrote:Nobody is even listening. He's white, he's male, he's owning the libs. That's what's important.

*points at the Elton John rant*

If any other president went on like that, I'd be damned if they didn't call in the white coats.
by Yoji
Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:25 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 250
Views: 29256

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I think I was playing a VR game, or at least I got the vibe that I was playing one. It started as a kind of investigation game, but turned into a haunting simulator. It looked like there was a young woman who died in a terrible car accident. It looked suspicious, but in the end there was no evidence...
by Yoji
Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:21 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Weather
Replies: 405
Views: 41939

Re: Weather



ETA: "I need to go to the store. If I don't make it back, tell my wife... that Spirit Wolves are OP."
by Yoji
Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Race: The Final Frontier
Replies: 100
Views: 11786

Re: Race: The Final Frontier

Black state rep in Oregon gets the police called on her for looking suspicious while canvassing homes in her own district. Rep. Janelle Bynum, a Democrat who is running for a second term this fall in the state House of Representatives, said she was knocking on doors and talking to residents for two...
by Yoji
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:43 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1305
Views: 127023

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

The author of Kill Six Billion Demons was once asked about the nature of immortallity in-universe. He said it's a relative thing; a human is practically immortal compared to a mouse, but can hardly be said to even exist from a cosmic perspective.
by Yoji
Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 726
Views: 57353

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

And we're supposed to trust them after how many years of stoking the Tea Party and GOP for fun and profit?

Fat chance. You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you were just kidding.
by Yoji
Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:45 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 299
Views: 30272

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Hey, somebody's gotta be the bad guy in the History Channel documentaries fifty years from now, because fuck does this look familiar. Well, not if the bad guy in History™ Channel documentaries fifty years from now are the wimmin and the darkies and the queers and the pinko rat commies. I guess I'm ...
by Yoji
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 255
Views: 30266

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Dear wife just found out the dammsugare marzipan treats from Ikea have palm oil in them, which I guess means we're not going to be buying those anymore.* I guess that also means I'm going to have to learn to make them myself. Which means I'll have to find someplace that sells punsch. *palm oil itsel...
by Yoji
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 299
Views: 30272

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Hey, somebody's gotta be the bad guy in the History Channel documentaries fifty years from now, because fuck does this look familiar.
by Yoji
Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: War. War never changes. (Except when it does)
Replies: 250
Views: 30822

Re: War. War never changes. (Except when it does)



I need to find a decent gif of someone just numbly drinking coffee.
by Yoji
Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1625
Views: 122763

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

NEVERALWAYS BE GAME OVER
by Yoji
Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:40 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 662
Views: 61495

Re: Obituaries

Koko, the signing gorilla, passed in her sleep at age 46.

Wonkette wrote:She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.
by Yoji
Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:21 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1625
Views: 122763

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Pffffhah. Just like a day after I yelled at him on Twitter about it, President Shitpost says he's going to stop family separation via executive order. Translation: the whole family goes to jail together. Also, this twitter thread explains why things are going to get much worse: 1009461137669283840 ...
by Yoji
Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1625
Views: 122763

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Pffffhah. Just like a day after I yelled at him on Twitter about it, President Shitpost says he's going to stop family separation via executive order.
by Yoji
Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:04 am
Forum: Media
Topic: TV Series On The Television
Replies: 478
Views: 41703

Re: TV Series On The Television

To be unfashionably late to the party yet again... Boy howdy if A Handmaid's Tale isn't the single most bleak series I've ever tried watching. God damn. Like, you settle in, turn on your TV, and decide to put on another hour of watching people in impossible situations being tortured horribly. I'm re...
by Yoji
Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:35 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 498
Views: 50423

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

It's nearing nap time, so we better get kiddo to the park and let him burn off some energy... wait, they have an honest-to goodness sandbox. We better bring sand toys! (fifteen minutes later) Oh crap, there's a whole church's worth of families here. Oh crap, their kids want to play with us... well, ...