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by Hardly Ideal
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:02 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 817
Views: 59572

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Jesus Headsploder Christ, that is legitimately disturbing to read. Like, if you gave that to me as part of a movie script for an insane character, I'd groan and tell you to dial it back because nobody actually writes like that.
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 445
Views: 33275

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Since my son started going to preschool, I've had to get up earlier than I've been used to; shower, pick his clothes, prepare breakfast and lunch for him and my wife, all that stuff. My first alarm goes off around 6:00am, and depending on the time of the year, that means I'm up slightly earlier than...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 669
Views: 38526

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Well, for Alabama standards, it was a fucking landslide. I forget who (Lawrence O'Donnell, I think), but someone on MSNBC pointed out that the last Senate race in the state was in 2014 and the Democrats didn't even put a candidate forward. It was pretty much Jeff Sessions vs write-ins, and he won b...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 669
Views: 38526

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

I love how Wilbur Ross looks exactly what you imagine a guy like that to look like. I've only heard the name, but never put a face to- *click* -oh yeah, no kidding. Also too, has anyone else heard about how Moore is apparently garbage at horse? I don't know how to ride and Twitter is so hysterical ...
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:12 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 669
Views: 38526

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Putin is more kin than Americans? Gaybashers of a feather flock together?

Any idea what he said at the end?
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:54 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 455
Views: 36761

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

I thought that was a globe for a second.
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1083
Views: 72557

Re: Game musings and news

As someone on Tumblr said, it's been a year and a half, and we're still not sure if Death Stranding is actually going to be a game instead of a movie.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:17 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 535
Views: 44049

Re: Science!

Heh, I remember seeing those in a middle school textbook. Never saw the internal mechanism until now, though.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:18 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1307
Views: 70369

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Mongrel wrote:CBC: Trump makes "Pocahontas joke" during ceremony to honour Navajo veterans.

"They all look like the same to me... you know? like that cartoon character?"

In front of a picture of Andrew Johnson, known for his smash hit Trail of Tears.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:33 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1307
Views: 70369

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

I think the import of that is pretty clear, but not certain and there's been no further news since. I guess we can speculate about it, but I'm not sure how useful that will be until we either get something more blatant or Trump starts doing crazy "preventative damage control" as only Trum...
by Hardly Ideal
Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:42 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 376
Views: 32162

Re: Fun Facts

Huh, the "from red to black" spin is news to me. I always assumed it was used in dread. I mean, how many other shopping days have a greater-than-zero chance of someone getting trampled to death by insane shoppers?
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:36 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 432
Views: 21318

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

You want a cool life hack? Try this:

If you're wondering who's on the wrong side of an argument between a Nazi and anyone else, just look at who's the Nazi and you have your answer. #LifeHack!
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:30 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 321
Views: 16768

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Hardly Ideal, at many points before wrote:I never used to yell at my radio. But now hardly a week goes by without something that makes me go "what the f- WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!"
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:38 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 817
Views: 59572

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Texas county sheriff wondering if he can charge someone with disorderly conduct over their "Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him" window sticker. "Many families have called that have seen that truck on our county roadways and are very offended by the language on the truck,"...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:53 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 395
Views: 41272

Re: Emoticonolatry

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by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 669
Views: 38526

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

I thought lying was a sin?

Actually, maybe that's why Roy Moore has such a boner for the Ten Commandments. He personally can't remember the rules unless they're carved into 5,000lbs of stone, just so he can be reminded what they are every day.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 669
Views: 38526

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

...establishment republicans are colluding with the Obama-Clinton Machine behind the scenes in a blah blah blah ...you're telling me with a straight face that McConnell is working with Obama? The same guy who, during the worst financial fartstorm since the Great Depression, said the GOP's number on...
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:04 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Animes
Replies: 352
Views: 27776

Re: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Animes

I've seen this described as Cormac McCarthy's The Road except with moeblobs. Bluh, pass. I can't stand that kind of thing these days. It just feels like misery porn, just watching a continuous stream of terrible things happe- Patito and I am watching this and we're pretty much in agreement that thi...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Oh those pet peeves
Replies: 338
Views: 25756

Re: Oh those pet peeves

*bad Christopher Lloyd impression*
It runs on buzz, Mongrel!
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1307
Views: 70369

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

So, it's been a year since we decided a lying, cheating asshole was the one we wanted running things. What were you doing that night? Speaking for myself, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulfJo-NmWU&feature=youtu.be#t=1m38s Seriously, I was trembling in shock. The last time that happened ...