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by Yoji
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:56 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Jernalism!
Replies: 735
Views: 164483

Re: Jernalism!

Oh hey, Ronna Romney McDaniel's already been fired from NBC . How long was she there? Like two days? That's only 0.14 Scaramuccis! But really, how fucked up was it that she was even hired in the first place? Like, you could hire me to spout absolute nonsense and give crappy interviews for far less t...
by Yoji
Sat Mar 09, 2024 10:56 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Adventures of the Longest Muskrat
Replies: 541
Views: 57032

Re: Adventures of the Longest Muskrat

I knew those emergency door release "solutions" were a death trap waiting to happen, but that's fucking grim. And that seems like a rather high-profile fatality, which makes me wonder what kind of impact it might have.
by Yoji
Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:51 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: What about a thread for good news?
Replies: 326
Views: 90164

Re: What about a thread for good news?

Huh, Ugandan women find a way to turn food waste into charcoal, helping save rainforests that are otherwise ravaged by logging? I love a good "garbage in, greatness out" story!

Also, Reasons to be Cheerful sounds like a good tab to have permanently open.
by Yoji
Mon Mar 04, 2024 2:07 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 530
Views: 150003

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Oh yeah, I used to get divebombed by the little bastards regularly. Like, I'd be walking to the front door and a tiny Stuka would angrily squeak past my head. You'd see them diving at and chasing each other, too. I always chalked it up to having such a short lifespan; two years isn't a lot of time t...
by Yoji
Fri Mar 01, 2024 8:54 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2283
Views: 236907

Re: #Tell Friday

Is that, like, two beers per person? Because with me it'd be like one for me and three for you, and I'm not sure if you're okay with that.

And I'll try my best with your puppy. I dunno, I don't have anything against puppies, I just have trouble managing small hyperactive beings.
by Yoji
Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:13 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Science!
Replies: 818
Views: 221432

Re: Science!

Huh, nobody has seen humpback whales mating until 2022? And the first photographed encounter was between two males?
by Yoji
Tue Feb 27, 2024 4:13 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: "Unrest In the Middle East" - a valid headline for over 2000 years.
Replies: 110
Views: 24451

Re: "Unrest In the Middle East" - a valid headline for over 2000 years.

A police officer approached the scene, aiming a gun at Bushnell off-camera and ordered him to "get on the ground" multiple times, while another officer yells "I don't need guns, I need fire extinguishers". hahahah i fucking love cops They really do have no other language bes...
by Yoji
Mon Feb 26, 2024 6:11 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: "Unrest In the Middle East" - a valid headline for over 2000 years.
Replies: 110
Views: 24451

Re: "Unrest In the Middle East" - a valid headline for over 2000 years.

(I guess this thread is okay for Gaza/Palestine talk?) I don't listen to the radio much anymore, so I'm not sure if anyone else has heard how an Air Force service member (spoiling for violence) fucking lit himself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy in DC and later died as a protest against the ...
by Yoji
Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:35 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Videogame music appreciation thread
Replies: 158
Views: 63569

Re: Videogame music appreciation thread

It gives me a real "fight me in the vacant lot with the geo panels that move everybody one square to the left at the end of each turn" feeling.
by Yoji
Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:32 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Brontos Are Doin' It for Themselves
Replies: 42
Views: 19139

Re: Brontos Are Doin' It for Themselves

I don't suppose anyone has any experience with umbrella repair? Bent ribs in particular? Because it's been raining every day this month (with the exception of my birthday, for some reason) and all of my umbrellas are busted in some way. I should probably just get a new one, but the way our family's ...
by Yoji
Fri Feb 09, 2024 12:22 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Birthday thread: Rebirth
Replies: 263
Views: 77470

Re: The Birthday thread: Rebirth

The world today may be a dumpster fire, but it's a dumpster fire worth fighting for.

... after I get these kids to bed, holy shit, how do they have so much room for cheap cake
by Yoji
Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Birthday thread: Rebirth
Replies: 263
Views: 77470

Re: The Birthday thread: Rebirth

What did kiddos get you for your birthday, Yoji? Well, they're kind of choosing my cake for me. Not sure which yet, but it'll have chocolate for sure. Besides that, we're going to spend the weekend in the area of Pismo Beach, looking for monarch butterflies and maybe fossils, then seeing my mom, li...
by Yoji
Thu Feb 08, 2024 12:09 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Birthday thread: Rebirth
Replies: 263
Views: 77470

Re: The Birthday thread: Rebirth

Zoinks! I'm middle-aged!
by Yoji
Wed Feb 07, 2024 4:53 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Jimmy Buffet Presents: Animal Crossing (New Horizons Thread)
Replies: 30
Views: 7374

Re: Jimmy Buffet Presents: Animal Crossing (New Horizons Thread)

Suddenly remembering that time Lucy walked in while I was drawing smut on my laptop
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by Yoji
Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:58 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2283
Views: 236907

Re: #Tell Friday

Büge wrote:[gymnast vs stuntwoman]
((assumed) stuntwoman tries to flip and comically face-plants)

I was gonna say "it's like Nathan Barnatt but sexy," and then I remembered he's kinda ripped despite the dumb persona.
by Yoji
Sat Feb 03, 2024 6:40 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1304
Views: 280255

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

The remaster for Link's Awakening was MUCH better with the items. The sword, shield, and boots get their own buttons right away and forever, and you still get two hotkeys for your other stuff. There's still some switching things around, but it sure beats having to put away and take out your sword so...
by Yoji
Thu Jan 25, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2283
Views: 236907

Re: #Tell Friday

Okay, I'm trying not to cackle like an idiot at work over a picture of an Amtrak locomotive with a supersonic shock cone. Let's check on #tell Friday and god fricking dammit
by Yoji
Wed Jan 24, 2024 4:32 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2283
Views: 236907

Re: #Tell Friday

sometimes i get jealous of younger people's cartoons because I mean like they're so much better than the toy-shilling slop we had in the 80s and 90s, and they have a ton of hot goth girls, but then I remember we had Gadget so it evens out And we still have our share of straight-to-toy bullshit nowa...
by Yoji
Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:40 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 1223
Views: 258088

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

I remember hearing for a while about the idea of the GOP fracturing between a Trump wing and a moderate wing. I can definitely imagine some goons trying to pretend they had nothing to do with that Trump guy, but you can't shake the Devil's hand and say you were just kidding.