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by Hardly Ideal
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:36 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 426
Views: 20149

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

You want a cool life hack? Try this:

If you're wondering who's on the wrong side of an argument between a Nazi and anyone else, just look at who's the Nazi and you have your answer. #LifeHack!
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:30 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 271
Views: 15062

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Hardly Ideal, at many points before wrote:I never used to yell at my radio. But now hardly a week goes by without something that makes me go "what the f- WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!"
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:38 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 807
Views: 58171

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Texas county sheriff wondering if he can charge someone with disorderly conduct over their "Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him" window sticker. "Many families have called that have seen that truck on our county roadways and are very offended by the language on the truck,"...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:53 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 393
Views: 40681

Re: Emoticonolatry

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by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 598
Views: 36545

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

I thought lying was a sin?

Actually, maybe that's why Roy Moore has such a boner for the Ten Commandments. He personally can't remember the rules unless they're carved into 5,000lbs of stone, just so he can be reminded what they are every day.
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 598
Views: 36545

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

...establishment republicans are colluding with the Obama-Clinton Machine behind the scenes in a blah blah blah ...you're telling me with a straight face that McConnell is working with Obama? The same guy who, during the worst financial fartstorm since the Great Depression, said the GOP's number on...
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:04 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Animes
Replies: 352
Views: 27198

Re: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Animes

I've seen this described as Cormac McCarthy's The Road except with moeblobs. Bluh, pass. I can't stand that kind of thing these days. It just feels like misery porn, just watching a continuous stream of terrible things happe- Patito and I am watching this and we're pretty much in agreement that thi...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Oh those pet peeves
Replies: 338
Views: 25287

Re: Oh those pet peeves

*bad Christopher Lloyd impression*
It runs on buzz, Mongrel!
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1251
Views: 67258

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

So, it's been a year since we decided a lying, cheating asshole was the one we wanted running things. What were you doing that night? Speaking for myself, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulfJo-NmWU&feature=youtu.be#t=1m38s Seriously, I was trembling in shock. The last time that happened ...
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 213
Views: 13193

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

...take us back into orbit, lieutenant. We've seen enough.
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1251
Views: 67258

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Trump won't eat Japanese food in Japan *voice drops three octaves* You. Classless. Unclefucker. Eat the ramen. It's fucking delicious. Starchy noodles, salty broth, and fatty meats. What more could you ask for? EDIT: *clears throat, voice returning to normal nasal BS* Now I'm seeing people say that...
by Hardly Ideal
Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1251
Views: 67258

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

One of the President's biggest disappointments in office, by his own account, was discovering that he is not supposed to personally direct law enforcement decisions by the Justice Department and the FBI. No shit. Cheeto Benito should've stuck to sketchy real estate if he doesn't like playing by the...
by Hardly Ideal
Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:09 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 807
Views: 58171

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Contents of Bin Laden's computer released. Sorta NSFW Tweet Not kidding: Osama Bin Laden had a big folder of classic game emulator cover art/screens and he LOVED weird bootleg babe games (links to CIA source are provided in a following Tweet) There were also Anime porn games and a Steam account whi...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:24 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 426
Views: 20149

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Students of Columbia University protesting a Mike Cernovich speech had to deal with alt-right trolls unfurling a fake NAMBLA banner in front of them. They tore it down within seconds, but that was enough for people to start tweeting it like it was real. It feels weird to yell "FALSE FLAG"...
by Hardly Ideal
Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:00 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Boys In Blue
Replies: 376
Views: 28824

Re: Our Boys In Blue

Sometimes I really do wonder if I really should just stop seeking and linking all this bad news and wallow in happy ignorance. It wouldn't help, I suppose. I guess my worry is how long one can remain happily oblivious before reality can't be ignored anymore. Like, I have a cousin who I'm relatively...
by Hardly Ideal
Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:13 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1251
Views: 67258

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Every time we think we're at the bottom of this cave of insanity, the floor gives way and six miners fall screaming into yet another black chamber.
by Hardly Ideal
Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:23 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 393
Views: 40681

Re: Emoticonolatry

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by Hardly Ideal
Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:09 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Weather
Replies: 372
Views: 26118

Re: Weather

I need to bake a cake for Franz's birthday, but I wonder if the weather will be cool enough to run the oven. Let's check the- Huh. The next few days on the forecast are just gifs of the melting Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Arc. No temperature, no humidity, no wind, not even the little icons of suns...
by Hardly Ideal
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:04 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 827
Views: 50326

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

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