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by atog
Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:22 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 244
Views: 25188

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I was driving my mom around a mashup of St Paul, MN / Towson, MD. We stopped for ice cream, except it was a froyo shop specializing in upscale sundaes. She got an Irish teacup (a crunchy waffle mug with handle made for runny, fudgey sundaes with whipped cream and fruit) and I got a blueberry cheesec...
by atog
Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 343
Views: 26884

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Mongrel wrote:Damn John, I sure don't remember sleeping with you.

Watch what you say about my fucking mongrel shit cunt. I just bought him new glasses
by atog
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:06 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 244
Views: 25188

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Shit. I'm lucky if I can remember having been asleep. :P Sometime this week I may have had a dream. Something about going back west to visit my dad, who was totally deaf and had all his favourite old books in GIANT LARGE TEXT. I was complaining about traffic and Mongrel walked in with Mom. Then for ...
by atog
Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:35 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 88
Views: 3960

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Mongrel wrote:I don't know, but if so that's perfect.

+20 points if it was Gal Gadot, who did her stint in the IDF, I'm guessing
by atog
Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze
Replies: 396
Views: 36767

Re: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze

So I looked into this, but couldn't find anything that explained the reveal outside of heavily trimmed Trump quotes. But did Trump brag that after lying to Trudeau that Canada owes the U.S., it inspired them to do the research to reveal that we actually owe Canada? "research" Canadian gov...
by atog
Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:14 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 58
Views: 6518

Re: Mein Kraft

Does anybody still play adult legos? Because with the latest preview updates, it's beginning to look a lot like Subnautica: https://i.redd.it/evuwb6z9cnj01.png They've also added some new weapons and water mechanics, sadly that means old water mechanics (and the automated farms and machines that run...
by atog
Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:56 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 244
Views: 25188

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I was riding around in a basket bicycle made of some kind of split green wood or something else incredibly springy, but light and dry. The wheels were like 10 feet tall and thin as hula hoops. I raced over the rocky, clayey ground, ignoring potholes, stumps, and prairie dog hills as the suspension c...
by atog
Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:41 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Family 2.0
Replies: 18
Views: 935

Re: Family 2.0

I'm wondering what kind of house it'd take to contain us. There's like dozens of people on that list, so maybe more like a compound... or maybe some zany airship is more our style? Hmm, *fires up the Sims* ... :lol: atog: the vaguely not-all-there lady at the end of the block who smells faintly of ...
by atog
Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:04 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1522
Views: 103180

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

by atog
Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:28 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Animotion and Car Tunes
Replies: 161
Views: 17264

Re: Animotion and Car Tunes

"Mildly NSFW (boobs)" meaning "stylized full-frontal, less-stylized boobs, and a not-subtle orgy scene". idk how you're getting away with watching YouTube at work in the first place but I feel like the content of this film is undersold a bit what you were expecting https://vigne...
by atog
Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:10 am
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 743
Views: 63419

Re: A Magical Gathering

Mongrel wrote:Image


Season of the Witch were supposed to be opening for Necropotence, but they missed the show because they didn't pay upkeep :lol:
by atog
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 872
Views: 74932

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Former Barney the Dinosaur actor now works as a controversial tantric sex guru Mongrel: So hey you remember the guy who played Barney the purple dinosaur? me: Lemme guess, he was a massive pedo and trapped children inside the suit during shows, for later "consumption" That moment when you...
by atog
Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze
Replies: 396
Views: 36767

Re: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze

And he's out. Guessing he took the "bedfellows" part of the old saw about politics, a little too literally.
by atog
Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:36 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 481
Views: 45844

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Tiny Hummingbird Falls In Love With The Dog Who Saved Her

yeah worth the clickbait title methinks
by atog
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:44 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 80
Views: 4654

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

holycarp who's the Roman history buff? Grath? Lyrai? OWN UP or I'll burn these lost books of Livy* one at a time until I get some answers

*sike they're rolls of wax paper
by atog
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:44 am
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 743
Views: 63419

Re: A Magical Gathering

I can say it will get worse before it gets better - as social media and MTGO separate competitive success even further from walk-n-talk social interaction, the assholes will have more and more echo chambers to misogynize and fling feces in, and fewer and fewer settings where they are challenged to e...
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:20 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 463
Views: 43186

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

DIREWOLF FOR SALE. For all your undead deer needs. Answers to "Nymeria". Ask no questions. $Valar Morghulis OBO. U pickup.
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:15 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 58
Views: 6518

Re: Mein Kraft

Theoretically, this mod can be used to duplicate blocks. Sheepy eats one diamond ore, then drops 1-3 on shearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwb7uNE4fJ8 I guess the net cost is the fragile nature and derpy unpredictability of sheep physics. One moment, Dolly eats a precious ore, the next makes ...
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:10 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: State Censorship
Replies: 36
Views: 6892

Re: State Censorship

Now that's some statistically- and clinically-significant trolling right there