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by atog
Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:56 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 228
Views: 21202

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

I was riding around in a basket bicycle made of some kind of split green wood or something else incredibly springy, but light and dry. The wheels were like 10 feet tall and thin as hula hoops. I raced over the rocky, clayey ground, ignoring potholes, stumps, and prairie dog hills as the suspension c...
by atog
Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:41 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Family 2.0
Replies: 17
Views: 446

Re: Family 2.0

I'm wondering what kind of house it'd take to contain us. There's like dozens of people on that list, so maybe more like a compound... or maybe some zany airship is more our style? Hmm, *fires up the Sims* ... :lol: atog: the vaguely not-all-there lady at the end of the block who smells faintly of ...
by atog
Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:04 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1420
Views: 87068

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

by atog
Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:28 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Animotion and Car Tunes
Replies: 153
Views: 15002

Re: Animotion and Car Tunes

"Mildly NSFW (boobs)" meaning "stylized full-frontal, less-stylized boobs, and a not-subtle orgy scene". idk how you're getting away with watching YouTube at work in the first place but I feel like the content of this film is undersold a bit what you were expecting https://vigne...
by atog
Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:10 am
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 737
Views: 58371

Re: A Magical Gathering

Mongrel wrote:Image


Season of the Witch were supposed to be opening for Necropotence, but they missed the show because they didn't pay upkeep :lol:
by atog
Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 840
Views: 67192

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Former Barney the Dinosaur actor now works as a controversial tantric sex guru Mongrel: So hey you remember the guy who played Barney the purple dinosaur? me: Lemme guess, he was a massive pedo and trapped children inside the suit during shows, for later "consumption" That moment when you...
by atog
Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze
Replies: 382
Views: 33728

Re: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze

And he's out. Guessing he took the "bedfellows" part of the old saw about politics, a little too literally.
by atog
Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:36 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 466
Views: 41384

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

Tiny Hummingbird Falls In Love With The Dog Who Saved Her

yeah worth the clickbait title methinks
by atog
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:44 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 72
Views: 2685

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

holycarp who's the Roman history buff? Grath? Lyrai? OWN UP or I'll burn these lost books of Livy* one at a time until I get some answers

*sike they're rolls of wax paper
by atog
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:44 am
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 737
Views: 58371

Re: A Magical Gathering

I can say it will get worse before it gets better - as social media and MTGO separate competitive success even further from walk-n-talk social interaction, the assholes will have more and more echo chambers to misogynize and fling feces in, and fewer and fewer settings where they are challenged to e...
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:20 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 458
Views: 38830

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

DIREWOLF FOR SALE. For all your undead deer needs. Answers to "Nymeria". Ask no questions. $Valar Morghulis OBO. U pickup.
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:15 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 57
Views: 5459

Re: Mein Kraft

Theoretically, this mod can be used to duplicate blocks. Sheepy eats one diamond ore, then drops 1-3 on shearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwb7uNE4fJ8 I guess the net cost is the fragile nature and derpy unpredictability of sheep physics. One moment, Dolly eats a precious ore, the next makes ...
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:10 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: State Censorship
Replies: 36
Views: 6165

Re: State Censorship

Now that's some statistically- and clinically-significant trolling right there
by atog
Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: State Censorship
Replies: 36
Views: 6165

Re: State Censorship

I found a loophole guys

You can say them, you just need to sneer and use air quotes
by atog
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 705
Views: 44964

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Brentai wrote:Is it weird to want to pity fuck Ann Coulter?

If sticking your nozzle into a pile of barbed-wire coathangers is your thing, then no, I guess it's fine, don't judge right?
by atog
Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:33 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 466
Views: 41384

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

How to clean a baby bat, in case you has one

by atog
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:20 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 466
Views: 41384

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

by atog
Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:20 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 228
Views: 21202

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Dreamed I faked knowing Portuguese to get a job at some froofroo boutique downtown. I knew someone who worked there, but she was like "I can only help you so much, the rest is all up to you". Edit: I didn't get the job ofc, the only Portuguese I know is the names of a few Magic cards and &...
by atog
Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:42 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 466
Views: 41384

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW