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by Brentai
Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:14 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1222
Views: 103724

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

You know somebody out there wants to be crushed between those big beefy thighs killing me instantly.
by Brentai
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:32 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 325
Views: 18085

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

In his situation I assume refusing on ethical grounds is signing yourself up for a very Deliverance sort of fate. The worst part is there may be countless people with that kind of moral fortitude, and we'll never know their stories... or there might not. We don't know! Or at least, we can't know wit...
by Brentai
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:25 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Antisocial Network
Replies: 89
Views: 3635

Re: The Antisocial Network

I am, despite what you may think, not an expert on the topic, but I believe PornHub actually has its own content platform which allows, er, artists to get paid for the work that they submit. It's still the porn industry, so I assume at the end of the day that pro creators are still getting fucked in...
by Brentai
Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Weather
Replies: 431
Views: 49045

Re: Weather

Burn scar runs off away from where I live, but thank you. Being from the desert makes me panic at the mention of flash floods more than I ought to, but yesterday really wasn't that bad, other than I picked up a minor cold from it. It's just distressing to go full nozzle after having had practically ...
by Brentai
Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:11 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Antisocial Network
Replies: 89
Views: 3635

Re: The Antisocial Network

Nobody ever considers authorized exploits when talking about Software-as-a-Service. Well, nobody used to.
by Brentai
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:33 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Antisocial Network
Replies: 89
Views: 3635

Re: The Antisocial Network

"We're going to read your emails to try and figure out how to sell you shit."


On addresses that previously had no relationship to Verizon at all, mind you.
by Brentai
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1083
Views: 100238

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Considering that these guys are 1) self-admitted johns and 2) probably not on the IRS ledger themselves I'd say that they're sitting in some pretty fucking brittle houses. And they've reached out to a highly motivated enforcement agency.
by Brentai
Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:48 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1083
Views: 100238

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

The way you worded that I thought you meant Twitch finally broke down and started a mass pityfucking campaign.
by Brentai
Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 38
Views: 2317

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Would you want to go down on the supplicant?
by Brentai
Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:57 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 38
Views: 2317

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Time and effort pale in comparison to MONEY, the only thing that matters in life. I get the feeling the supplicant would have accepted a gift in time and effort if it had been something distinctly unpleasant like mowing the lawn or going down or punching herself in the face or whatever. See, the pr...
by Brentai
Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:31 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 325
Views: 18085

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

A sufficiently regressive human is indistinguishable from a chatbot.
by Brentai
Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:53 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: We haven't had a wolfgame in a while
Replies: 9
Views: 296

Re: We haven't had a wolfgame in a while

Only a wolfthread would go this far to make you think it's not a wolfthread.
by Brentai
Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1083
Views: 100238

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

It's 2018 and the bad guys are more willing to die for their cause than the good guys are.
by Brentai
Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: We haven't had a wolfgame in a while
Replies: 9
Views: 296

Re: We haven't had a wolfgame in a while

I vote for myself.
by Brentai
Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:33 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1083
Views: 100238

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

If you have heard the Good Word you're beholden to spread it as much as possible, so in effect it's a kind of spiritually corrupting viral meme. You know, like Goatse.cx.
by Brentai
Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Rib-Blasted and Bedunked-On by the Earth Itself
Replies: 20
Views: 203

Re: Rib-Blasted and Bedunked-On by the Earth Itself

Glad you found it at least. Hope you feel better soon (and can get some real rest at some point).
by Brentai
Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Rib-Blasted and Bedunked-On by the Earth Itself
Replies: 20
Views: 203

Re: Rib-Blasted and Bedunked-On by the Earth Itself

Urgent Care is like a $20 copay and they'll tell you in 5 minutes if you have a broken bone or not.
by Brentai
Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:38 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 131
Views: 8634

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

Seems like as appropriate a thing as any for Jerry to go out on.
by Brentai
Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:18 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 519
Views: 69713

Re: Emoticonolatry

What is it with Square and static seeds?
by Brentai
Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 318
Views: 34698

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Now I really want to make one.