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by Sharkey
Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 393
Views: 15557

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Punching a Nazi is ethically defensible, but punching a Nazi that threw a banana at you and called you an ape is legally defensible. Not talking to a cop about it is basically the only thing he did that wasn't a massive fuckup.
by Sharkey
Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:28 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 505
Views: 40201

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Sharkey> Damn cat. <Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD <Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD. <Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER <Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN. <McDohl> heh. <Moc...
by Sharkey
Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1129
Views: 55590

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Not to be a prick, but Barbuda has less than two thousand people on it. It sucks and relief is required, but the total population would fit in a concert hall.
by Sharkey
Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 393
Views: 15557

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

He's getting rid of a WASP nest.
by Sharkey
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1129
Views: 55590

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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by Sharkey
Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:26 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 193
Views: 15172

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Dreamed I was hanging out at the end of time, siphoning feeble hawking radiation off the last of the black holes and running at a crazily reduced clock speed in addition to time dilation. The last few trillion years passed in an eyeblink, and then my alarm went off. I'm glad it woke me before proton...
by Sharkey
Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1129
Views: 55590

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

But no for serious they impaneled a grand jury. They're already issuing subpoenas.
by Sharkey
Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1129
Views: 55590

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Impanel a Grand Jury Time
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(impanel a grand jury with a baseball bat)
by Sharkey
Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GooberGoats
Replies: 709
Views: 36344

Re: GooberGoats

Shut up, retard.
by Sharkey
Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GooberGoats
Replies: 709
Views: 36344

Re: GooberGoats

Man, I have no problem with pointing out what a shitshow that whole clique was back in the day, but I'd never point to it as the head of the human centipede of shitty fuckin ideas. It's less a centipede and more an ageless macho rat king, all bound together in a big ol knot of dicks and excrement. I...
by Sharkey
Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:53 am
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

I think the hunams erred too much on the side of restraint, myself included. If we'd actually coordinated and maybe even colluded a bit... ah, well. Anyway, GG, would play again and I'll try not to be hopping trains and shit next time. Sorry your planet is overrun with things or whatever. But srsly ...
by Sharkey
Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1129
Views: 55590

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

On one hand, the Times already had these emails and Butthead just vomiting them up kinda-sorta resembles transparency and a nothing-to-hide attitude, which would probably carry more weight if the contents weren't utterly damning. On the other, this robs them of the Fake News thing if the Times had r...
by Sharkey
Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 344
Views: 29016

Re: Fun Facts

I live around the corner from this monument to inanity: http://i.imgur.com/792WXTE.jpg Oregon Trail II: Let's Get The Fuck Out of Oregon I figured that was it in terms of SE Portland landmarks, but I've since come to discover that Woody Guthrie used to lease my apartment here back around 1940. Also,...
by Sharkey
Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Yay, we all suck!



Let's do spacetrek next time.
by Sharkey
Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Either Kayma or Mothra is a paranoid, the other is the nutter and actually useful. That's the crux of the biscuit here (unless someone is thinged and bullshitting.) I'm fucking around in the desert again, but I should be back before hammertime runs out. I'm sure you guys can figure it out, but if yo...
by Sharkey
Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

I already gave you my list, but for the sake of convenience and clarity:

1: Niku - Human
2: Zara - Human
3: Kayma - Human
4: FBM - Thing
by Sharkey
Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:50 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Yeah, no. I'm not that fucking clever. I'm still a sane, unturned doctor, and fanboy is a thing.
by Sharkey
Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:26 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Okay imma stop you right there... Or not really. Be a waste of a test, but the fuck ever, I think we might have this anyway. I'm not a sane doctor, but I play one in this game. At least, near as I can tell from double tapping Niku on night one. Zara was a perfectly normal human worm baby on night tw...
by Sharkey
Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4098

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

I feel almost guilty about this but I think we've got an easy human win here. We could skip a lot of shit by...

Well, it would have been easier if Caith hadn't done that.