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by Sharkey
Wed May 17, 2017 9:42 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 788
Views: 31091

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

There exists a perfectly plausible timeline where Mattis ends up president and in a couple years we'll be seeing Mad Dog 2020 campaign signs. Which is exactly the kind of stupid shit I've come to count on ever since we apparently slid out of the universe where they can spell fucking Berenstein corre...
by Sharkey
Wed May 17, 2017 4:01 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 788
Views: 31091

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Mongrel wrote:Feels a bit weird. You're a temporary celebrity again, Sharkey!


Shit. I guess that's what I get for leaving my cave in the desert for ten minutes.
by Sharkey
Mon May 15, 2017 10:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 788
Views: 31091

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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by Sharkey
Fri May 05, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 397
Views: 25658

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

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We've been too long in the black. Gone full Reaver.
Send more paramedics.

Itchy. Tasty.
by Sharkey
Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:58 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 788
Views: 31091

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

So O'Reilly and Chaffetz are both basically gone on the same day. Apparently I got genie wishes at some point yesterday morning and the genie found an "I don't actually have to tell him" loophole. Given that the president didn't fall into a dumpster filled with used syringes at the exact s...
by Sharkey
Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:14 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Play Nier: Automata already
Replies: 26
Views: 1042

Re: Play Nier: Automata already

beatbandito wrote:What percentage of the greatness would be lost if you came into this without playing original Nier?


From what I hear precisely fuck-all. Hell, apparently these are somehow a spinoff/sequel to Drakengard? I don't even fuckin know.
by Sharkey
Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:18 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 488
Views: 34357

Re: Science!

Now that is something I can get excited about. Whenever I'm punking around in the desert I'm always thinking things like "this soil and terrain would be perfect for a vinyard if there were any fucking WATER." And then I spend an afternoon trying to daydream up a way of mass producing and s...
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 788
Views: 31091

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Well, shit. I guess I won't be voting for her now.
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Replies: 563
Views: 27144

Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]

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Toughened skin; eliminates 20% of damage
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:31 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 397
Views: 25658

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Beta? What beta? You mean the paygated one they basically use as a promo tool instead of, you know, to find bugs and shit? On one hand, this and a bunch of other idiocy leaves me resoundingly unimpressed. On the other, packhounds are a riot even when they're not broken, and I sincerely hope they don...
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:18 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 397
Views: 25658

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

The latest update just hit Elite, adding, among other things: ship naming, third person camera options, and multi crew. Multi-crew is nifty, but kind of a let down in that the only roles besides a non-transferable helm are turret gunner and fighter pilot. Which is odd, given that there are matchmaki...
by Sharkey
Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 788
Views: 31091

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Pepsi: Oh fuck this is the most embarrassing thing. United: Hold my beer a minute. Spicer: Nah bruh, I got this. Also: http://isleofhalloween.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Swiper-the-Fox-Halloween-Costumes.jpg "Spicer, stop spicing!" All I can hear in my head. Every fucking time.
by Sharkey
Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:36 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 377
Views: 23496

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

That was earlier up to devil's gate. Not my place, or anyone else's, really. Claim is long expired. We gave it a little fixing up last year and it doesn't seem to have had many visitors since. Great to get away to for a while, and basically nobody knows it's there. Lots of weird old places like that...
by Sharkey
Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:04 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 377
Views: 23496

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

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I really do love it here. It's beautiful and cruel and everything is constantly trying to kill you. Kind of like everywhere else, but more honest about it. I never should have left.
by Sharkey
Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:04 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 377
Views: 23496

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY


I got fed up with the fucking world and am punking around like a crazy hermit in the desert for a while. Again. So basically Tuesday.

How ironic that something something horses.
by Sharkey
Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:54 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 488
Views: 34357

Re: Science!

Yeah, I think the chief one against is that the pair's barycenter is below the surface of the Earth. But if the moon were a third again further away that wouldn't be the case any more. The Moon is receding, but I think it'd take way to long to get that far at 3.8 cm/y... so... 33-ish billion years u...
by Sharkey
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:47 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 397
Views: 25658

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Yeah, this thing is dull as hell 99% of the time and even when something's going on it's probably in my imagination. Most of the time I'm actually reading a book or something, so it's basically like knitting. I keep thinking I should do a stream or something, but it'd be basically like Joy of Painti...
by Sharkey
Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:13 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 488
Views: 34357

Re: Science!

My favorite bit of all that has been that the same criteria that exclude pluto from planethood do, in fact, include the moon. So I guess we could technically be up to nine planets again, but I bet people would be even more bent out of shape about it.
by Sharkey
Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:20 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 397
Views: 25658

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?