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by Sharkey
Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 358
Views: 31073

Re: Fun Facts

So, like, Farsi? I don't even know, other than that the grammar is comparatively easy but the pronunciation is a pain in the dick without example. Come on over and whisper your mother's name into my ear or something because that's the only way I'm going to get it.
by Sharkey
Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:34 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 210
Views: 16885

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Not exactly a dream, but all the closet lights are on again and we never use those normally. Last time that happened I was sleepwalking and having a minecraft dream, all placing light sources to get rid of spawns in the house. I don't remember anything this time, though, and I don't want to set up a...
by Sharkey
Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 358
Views: 31073

Re: Fun Facts

Did a chick? Dad a chum?

For serious, coconut crabs are rad. They're probably terrible pets, though. I kind of want one just to put a little fear into the cats.
by Sharkey
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 213
Views: 13098

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

Is it okay if I like owning and shooting guns but also think that most people, including me, probably shouldn't have them? Because I am willing to give up midnight blacklight scorpion plinking if it means a bunch of people won't get shot all the time.
by Sharkey
Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:03 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Star Trek Thread
Replies: 206
Views: 15366

Re: The Star Trek Thread

Okay, giving the first (third) episode a go and hell if I can't keep thinking that Michael Ruins Everything (i.e. the last two episodes) might have worked better if they were delivered in flashbacks. You know, after we somehow established her as at least a competent or likable person. Which... this ...
by Sharkey
Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Star Trek Thread
Replies: 206
Views: 15366

Re: The Star Trek Thread

"If we kill him he'll become a martyr." She kills him. He becomes a martyr. I'm only up through the second episode but this two part pilot feels pretty self contained to me. So after sparking an interstellar war, assaulting her commanding officer and mentor in an attempted mutiny, ensu...
by Sharkey
Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1250
Views: 66648

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Mongrel wrote:Price is gone.



That one frame makes me want an edit where The Watcher merges with Barker and he regenerates into Louie Anderson.
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Disasters, natural or otherwise
Replies: 34
Views: 1324

Re: Disasters, natural or otherwise

But football.
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:43 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Race: The Final Frontier
Replies: 75
Views: 5114

Re: Race: The Final Frontier

"Never" is the only place you're going to end up once they're done moving that goalposts. These are the real insidious motherfuckers, same as the 60s. It's not the Klan you've got to worry about, it's the "moderate" many who feel like everything was fine until you started making ...
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 423
Views: 19888

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Punching a Nazi is ethically defensible, but punching a Nazi that threw a banana at you and called you an ape is legally defensible. Not talking to a cop about it is basically the only thing he did that wasn't a massive fuckup.
by Sharkey
Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:28 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 534
Views: 43578

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Sharkey> Damn cat. <Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD <Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD. <Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER <Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN. <McDohl> heh. <Moc...
by Sharkey
Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1250
Views: 66648

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Not to be a prick, but Barbuda has less than two thousand people on it. It sucks and relief is required, but the total population would fit in a concert hall.
by Sharkey
Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 423
Views: 19888

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

He's getting rid of a WASP nest.
by Sharkey
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1250
Views: 66648

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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by Sharkey
Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:26 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 210
Views: 16885

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Dreamed I was hanging out at the end of time, siphoning feeble hawking radiation off the last of the black holes and running at a crazily reduced clock speed in addition to time dilation. The last few trillion years passed in an eyeblink, and then my alarm went off. I'm glad it woke me before proton...
by Sharkey
Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1250
Views: 66648

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

But no for serious they impaneled a grand jury. They're already issuing subpoenas.
by Sharkey
Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1250
Views: 66648

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Impanel a Grand Jury Time
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(impanel a grand jury with a baseball bat)
by Sharkey
Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GooberGoats
Replies: 709
Views: 39213

Re: GooberGoats

Shut up, retard.
by Sharkey
Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GooberGoats
Replies: 709
Views: 39213

Re: GooberGoats

Man, I have no problem with pointing out what a shitshow that whole clique was back in the day, but I'd never point to it as the head of the human centipede of shitty fuckin ideas. It's less a centipede and more an ageless macho rat king, all bound together in a big ol knot of dicks and excrement. I...