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by Sharkey
Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:03 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Star Trek Thread
Replies: 186
Views: 14192

Re: The Star Trek Thread

Okay, giving the first (third) episode a go and hell if I can't keep thinking that Michael Ruins Everything (i.e. the last two episodes) might have worked better if they were delivered in flashbacks. You know, after we somehow established her as at least a competent or likable person. Which... this ...
by Sharkey
Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Star Trek Thread
Replies: 186
Views: 14192

Re: The Star Trek Thread

"If we kill him he'll become a martyr." She kills him. He becomes a martyr. I'm only up through the second episode but this two part pilot feels pretty self contained to me. So after sparking an interstellar war, assaulting her commanding officer and mentor in an attempted mutiny, ensu...
by Sharkey
Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1183
Views: 60300

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Mongrel wrote:Price is gone.



That one frame makes me want an edit where The Watcher merges with Barker and he regenerates into Louie Anderson.
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Disasters, natural or otherwise
Replies: 34
Views: 1004

Re: Disasters, natural or otherwise

But football.
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:43 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Race: The Final Frontier
Replies: 75
Views: 4678

Re: Race: The Final Frontier

"Never" is the only place you're going to end up once they're done moving that goalposts. These are the real insidious motherfuckers, same as the 60s. It's not the Klan you've got to worry about, it's the "moderate" many who feel like everything was fine until you started making ...
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 417
Views: 17861

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Punching a Nazi is ethically defensible, but punching a Nazi that threw a banana at you and called you an ape is legally defensible. Not talking to a cop about it is basically the only thing he did that wasn't a massive fuckup.
by Sharkey
Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:28 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 521
Views: 41730

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Sharkey> Damn cat. <Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD <Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD. <Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER <Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN. <McDohl> heh. <Moc...
by Sharkey
Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1183
Views: 60300

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Not to be a prick, but Barbuda has less than two thousand people on it. It sucks and relief is required, but the total population would fit in a concert hall.
by Sharkey
Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 417
Views: 17861

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

He's getting rid of a WASP nest.
by Sharkey
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1183
Views: 60300

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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by Sharkey
Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:26 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 207
Views: 15969

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Dreamed I was hanging out at the end of time, siphoning feeble hawking radiation off the last of the black holes and running at a crazily reduced clock speed in addition to time dilation. The last few trillion years passed in an eyeblink, and then my alarm went off. I'm glad it woke me before proton...
by Sharkey
Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1183
Views: 60300

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

But no for serious they impaneled a grand jury. They're already issuing subpoenas.
by Sharkey
Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1183
Views: 60300

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Impanel a Grand Jury Time
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(impanel a grand jury with a baseball bat)
by Sharkey
Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GooberGoats
Replies: 709
Views: 37682

Re: GooberGoats

Shut up, retard.
by Sharkey
Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GooberGoats
Replies: 709
Views: 37682

Re: GooberGoats

Man, I have no problem with pointing out what a shitshow that whole clique was back in the day, but I'd never point to it as the head of the human centipede of shitty fuckin ideas. It's less a centipede and more an ageless macho rat king, all bound together in a big ol knot of dicks and excrement. I...
by Sharkey
Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:53 am
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4344

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

I think the hunams erred too much on the side of restraint, myself included. If we'd actually coordinated and maybe even colluded a bit... ah, well. Anyway, GG, would play again and I'll try not to be hopping trains and shit next time. Sorry your planet is overrun with things or whatever. But srsly ...
by Sharkey
Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1183
Views: 60300

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

On one hand, the Times already had these emails and Butthead just vomiting them up kinda-sorta resembles transparency and a nothing-to-hide attitude, which would probably carry more weight if the contents weren't utterly damning. On the other, this robs them of the Fake News thing if the Times had r...
by Sharkey
Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 346
Views: 29864

Re: Fun Facts

I live around the corner from this monument to inanity: http://i.imgur.com/792WXTE.jpg Oregon Trail II: Let's Get The Fuck Out of Oregon I figured that was it in terms of SE Portland landmarks, but I've since come to discover that Woody Guthrie used to lease my apartment here back around 1940. Also,...
by Sharkey
Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4344

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Yay, we all suck!



Let's do spacetrek next time.
by Sharkey
Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 4344

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Either Kayma or Mothra is a paranoid, the other is the nutter and actually useful. That's the crux of the biscuit here (unless someone is thinged and bullshitting.) I'm fucking around in the desert again, but I should be back before hammertime runs out. I'm sure you guys can figure it out, but if yo...