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by Sharkey
Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:05 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Essential Games By Platform
Replies: 23
Views: 342

Re: Essential Games By Platform

Aw heck, I always have to throw in MULE. It was originally for Atari 400 or 800 or whatever, and maybe my bias is showing, but I liked it best on the Commodore. There was an NES version, but the sound was flat and the graphics were more of a sidegrade than an improvement and I kind of hate it. AFAI...
by Sharkey
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:44 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Essential Games By Platform
Replies: 23
Views: 342

Re: Essential Games By Platform

Aw heck, I always have to throw in MULE. It was originally for Atari 400 or 800 or whatever, and maybe my bias is showing, but I liked it best on the Commodore. There was an NES version, but the sound was flat and the graphics were more of a sidegrade than an improvement and I kind of hate it.
by Sharkey
Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 737
Views: 57816

Re: A Magical Gathering

"how girl fite?" is so disgustingly common in real life it's actually absurd, like all these men think that women can't fucking pull triggers with their weak little arms or some shit. Ignoring the fact, of course, that the most badass pirate of all fucking time was female. I was so sure t...
by Sharkey
Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:58 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: VIDEODROME
Replies: 559
Views: 44881

Re: VIDEODROME



I don't know what kicked off this recent steamed ham renaissance, but I'm okay with it.
by Sharkey
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 69
Views: 2546

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

Aw hell, I missed this. Anyway, it won't be a surprise, but is anyone way into Judge Dredd? Because I've got a whole damn box of 2000ADs from the 90s I was hoping might find a good home.
by Sharkey
Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 390
Views: 35962

Re: Fun Facts

So, like, Farsi? I don't even know, other than that the grammar is comparatively easy but the pronunciation is a pain in the dick without example. Come on over and whisper your mother's name into my ear or something because that's the only way I'm going to get it.
by Sharkey
Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:34 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 228
Views: 20974

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Not exactly a dream, but all the closet lights are on again and we never use those normally. Last time that happened I was sleepwalking and having a minecraft dream, all placing light sources to get rid of spawns in the house. I don't remember anything this time, though, and I don't want to set up a...
by Sharkey
Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:14 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 390
Views: 35962

Re: Fun Facts

Did a chick? Dad a chum?

For serious, coconut crabs are rad. They're probably terrible pets, though. I kind of want one just to put a little fear into the cats.
by Sharkey
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 219
Views: 16493

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

Is it okay if I like owning and shooting guns but also think that most people, including me, probably shouldn't have them? Because I am willing to give up midnight blacklight scorpion plinking if it means a bunch of people won't get shot all the time.
by Sharkey
Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:03 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Star Trek Thread
Replies: 216
Views: 18881

Re: The Star Trek Thread

Okay, giving the first (third) episode a go and hell if I can't keep thinking that Michael Ruins Everything (i.e. the last two episodes) might have worked better if they were delivered in flashbacks. You know, after we somehow established her as at least a competent or likable person. Which... this ...
by Sharkey
Tue Oct 03, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Star Trek Thread
Replies: 216
Views: 18881

Re: The Star Trek Thread

"If we kill him he'll become a martyr." She kills him. He becomes a martyr. I'm only up through the second episode but this two part pilot feels pretty self contained to me. So after sparking an interstellar war, assaulting her commanding officer and mentor in an attempted mutiny, ensu...
by Sharkey
Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1412
Views: 85881

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Mongrel wrote:Price is gone.



That one frame makes me want an edit where The Watcher merges with Barker and he regenerates into Louie Anderson.
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Disasters, natural or otherwise
Replies: 34
Views: 2096

Re: Disasters, natural or otherwise

But football.
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:43 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Race: The Final Frontier
Replies: 83
Views: 7206

Re: Race: The Final Frontier

"Never" is the only place you're going to end up once they're done moving that goalposts. These are the real insidious motherfuckers, same as the 60s. It's not the Klan you've got to worry about, it's the "moderate" many who feel like everything was fine until you started making ...
by Sharkey
Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 445
Views: 27998

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Punching a Nazi is ethically defensible, but punching a Nazi that threw a banana at you and called you an ape is legally defensible. Not talking to a cop about it is basically the only thing he did that wasn't a massive fuckup.
by Sharkey
Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:28 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 583
Views: 51922

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Sharkey> Damn cat. <Sharkey> Kitten. Whateveyrh.uyuh <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD <Sharkey> CLIMBING ON MY FUCKING HEAD. <Sharkey> KNOCKED OVER MY FUCKING BEER <Sharkey> No. Friend had it. Raised a whole clutch of them. itter. whabve <Sharkey> WALKING ON THE KEYBOARD AGAIN. <McDohl> heh. <Moc...
by Sharkey
Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1412
Views: 85881

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Not to be a prick, but Barbuda has less than two thousand people on it. It sucks and relief is required, but the total population would fit in a concert hall.
by Sharkey
Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 445
Views: 27998

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

He's getting rid of a WASP nest.
by Sharkey
Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1412
Views: 85881

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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