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by Mongrel
Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:43 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 446
Views: 28625

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

So apparently this is a thing now? (Twitter thread warning - Threadreader version)



I guess I shouldn't find it all that surprising.
by Mongrel
Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:39 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 52
Views: 1820

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Joxam wrote:I'm still pretty fucked up over learning that eagles are just danger parrots and not raptors...

If it's the Eagle specifically, don't worry - it's falcons which are danger parrots. Hawks and Eagles are still raptors.
by Mongrel
Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:04 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams
Replies: 229
Views: 21292

Re: In the Land of Wonderful Dreams

Longdream #1 I take the job of Mayor of Hong Kong in 1978 and have to set up a quiet deal with the biggest Triad gang in order to end an incredibly violent gang war, which has taken out the last three mayors and a number of city officials among the various incidental civilian casualties (I get the j...
by Mongrel
Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:04 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 52
Views: 1820

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

I'm still flipping my shit laughing at EXCESS TRANSITIONING KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
by Mongrel
Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:07 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 52
Views: 1820

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

The bright side is that transgender cannot reproduce, at least when the transition is finished. Wait. Is this what happened to the dinosaurs?
by Mongrel
Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 597
Views: 52678

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Friday wrote:Can you imagine if Marvel made a movie with a female black superhero


Oh fuck, a NextWave: Agents of H.A.T.E. movie would basically be the best superhero movie ever.
by Mongrel
Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:17 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 597
Views: 52678

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

Thad wrote: The people who flipped out about it were you guys. Because you felt that it should have zero black people in it instead of one."


Oh man, I'd forgotten about that particular tantrum.

And yes, the "They did: It was called Thor." trope has definitely been making the rounds.
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:28 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Comic Replacement Game 2000 - Execution Phase
Replies: 104
Views: 8103

Re: Comic Replacement Game 2000 - Execution Phase

A random cardiac diagram spouting dialogue would be kind of funny... hmmmm...
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:56 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 72
Views: 2747

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

I dunno, but Brent still needs to take pictures of the dumpster we sent him!
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:17 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Comic Replacement Game 2000 - Execution Phase
Replies: 104
Views: 8103

Re: Comic Replacement Game 2000 - Execution Phase

Buge's post reminded me that I still haven't done the last two. Sheeeeeeiiiiiit! Unfortunately Starr is under pressure to get a bunch of medical illustrations done and fast (relatively speaking) because when we all got sick in January she couldn't make any progress and now her boss is ripping her a ...
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:36 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1420
Views: 87437

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

This headline is just so much fun to read:
Manafort Left an Incriminating Paper Trail Because He Couldn’t Figure Out How to Convert PDFs to Word Files
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:34 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 705
Views: 45074

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself



And later in the same article

by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 909
Views: 61803

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats



(if you don't get it, see here)
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:28 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 597
Views: 52678

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

I can definitely see Inspector Clouseau as some kind of avatar of whiteness. I mean, it's perfect: He's awkward, completely incompetent, and wins in the end anyway.
by Mongrel
Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:26 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Noise We Enjoys
Replies: 217
Views: 18178

Re: Noise We Enjoys

Janelle Monae just dropped two new videos



by Mongrel
Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze
Replies: 382
Views: 33799

Re: The Winter Up There Must Give People Brain Freeze



Again, that theft was one of the most Canadian things of all time.
by Mongrel
Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 597
Views: 52678

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

A typically meaningful Mongrel contribution to philosophical jousting <leprosea> isnt it complete luck whether youre born attractive or intelligent or whatever? <fmm> Right but that just raises the point of: maybe a just society would compensate for those differences <Rylinks> ah yes, the 'state man...
by Mongrel
Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 705
Views: 45074

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

CPAC is on now and as expected, it's a goldmine for those who (for some strange reason) mine for nonsensical garbage. The Toronto Star is live-tweeting the lowlights:



(starts here)
by Mongrel
Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:09 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 231
Views: 17361

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys



Oopsies!