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by nosimpleway
Mon May 20, 2019 7:19 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick
Replies: 577
Views: 63535

Re: Pros and Cons of Punching a Nazi Just Square in the Dick

Tired: milkshake duck
Wired: "Milkshake, duck!"
by nosimpleway
Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game hacks
Replies: 41
Views: 7678

Re: Game hacks

For maximum painlarity you can tether the three together Chaotix-style
by nosimpleway
Sat May 11, 2019 10:27 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Internet Drama
Replies: 46
Views: 566

Re: Internet Drama

I have read that if a lady isn't paying any attention to you, she'll at least yell at you for sending unsolicited lewds. That counts as talking to a girl right Nobody was sending dick pics when taking a photograph took several hours. Renaissance dick pics, oil on canvas, meticulously-rendered light ...
by nosimpleway
Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1187
Views: 122803

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

What else would you put in an Aviary of Doom
by nosimpleway
Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:02 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 776
Views: 95066

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

I'm sure the jexpert worked very hard to get his joctorate, or JhD.
by nosimpleway
Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:20 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 579
Views: 69405

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Friday wrote:I hate to inform you of this but you currently have the best and most powerful character on your team and it's all downhill from here

no i'm not talking about the main character or his hometown girlfriend


Wait Alena is in this
by nosimpleway
Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:21 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 146
Views: 10376

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

I liked the part at the end where Alena jumped out of the wagon and basically did a Shun Goku Satsu for a thousand or so HP over the next couple turns
by nosimpleway
Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:32 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Randomization
Replies: 96
Views: 12585

Re: Randomization

That's kind of odd: I just played a seed for Legend of Zelda and never picked up a candle. I missed out on a bunch of free-money secrets from never burning any bushes, so cash was kind of tight and actual shops selling things other than potions were scarce. By the time I was mostly done, I figured I...
by nosimpleway
Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 615
Views: 72297

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

A while back someone posted about corvids with human hands on Mastodon and it turned into a whole thing . Fast-forward a couple weeks and I'm trying to spend more time creating again and diving back into vector art for the first time in about 15 years. https://i.imgur.com/ZHRamzW.png
by nosimpleway
Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 146
Views: 10376

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

"This is a pretty good level-grinding spot, if we need a level-grinding spot."

*everyone gains like two levels each by just exploring the dungeon*

Okay then.
by nosimpleway
Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:32 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Nintendo movies are going to keep being a thing so here's a thread so i can post pictures of detective pikachu
Replies: 11
Views: 856

Re: Nintendo movies are going to keep being a thing so here's a thread so i can post pictures of detective pikachu

Ludicolo as a barista seems like an odd choice. I guess I'd go the obvious route and have a twitchy, jittery mon do the job, like Vigoroth or something.

Or maybe a Drowzee or Munna, for irony.
by nosimpleway
Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 146
Views: 10376

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

A dungeon you can finish in one trip. What is the world coming to?
by nosimpleway
Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:52 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Crimson Deceased Absolution Also
Replies: 19
Views: 1039

Re: Crimson Deceased Absolution Also

An elk and a horse teaming up to kill Friday is probably the most plausible RDR2 story I've heard.
by nosimpleway
Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:44 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 2018
Views: 185850

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

The comment is half-serious. Having an executive branch that can circumvent checks and balances whenever they feel like it is, God help us all, quite possibly the event that will get congress and the judiciary to check or perhaps balance.
by nosimpleway
Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 2018
Views: 185850

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

If this jackhole is allowed steal money for his idiotic pet project, as I understand it there's nothing stopping some other jackhole later on from circumventing congress to pass legislation that's actually popular with the majority of voters. Ya know. I'd call our national healthcare system a crisis...
by nosimpleway
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 146
Views: 10376

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

Leave the jokes to Taloon, folks. You don't want to try making dad jokes unless you're an actual dad.











You don't want to commit a faux pa
by nosimpleway
Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A Holiday Appears!
Replies: 184
Views: 31023

Re: A Holiday Appears!

The event we're doing at work today is the "Chocolate Explosion".

so apparently we're naming our holiday events after adult films

which I guess makes as much sense for Valentine's Day as anything
by nosimpleway
Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:42 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Boys In Blue
Replies: 501
Views: 60562

Re: Our Boys In Blue

This could have been avoided if that cop had had a gun
by nosimpleway
Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:42 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 146
Views: 10376

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

Found on Discord and presented without further comment:

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by nosimpleway
Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:29 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 146
Views: 10376

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

P/Saro is so casual about the whole thing. "That's not a bad cup of Joe, Rosa. It's been a hell of a night, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to resurrect a long-dead evil god and annihilate the human race. Which is what I'm doing. Are those new shoes? They look good on you."