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by nosimpleway
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:47 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 141
Views: 5772

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

Could this be gaming's first example of "why don't they use a Phoenix Down on Aeris"? It beats Final Fantasy II's PC-death-fest by a few months... Excellent LP, through the series! I've still never played a main-series DQ game so prying apart all the little details and system evolutions wa...
by nosimpleway
Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 141
Views: 5772

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

Okay this ain't my first DQ3 LP so I knew the twists well in advance

but somehow SUPER HYPED FOR CHARLOCK WOOO LET'S DO THIS
by nosimpleway
Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:36 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 141
Views: 5772

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

Baramos casting Limbo is a self-Healall level supreme dick move, but that's what you get when you're up against the Very Obviously Final Boss at the end of the Very Obviously Final Dungeon.
by nosimpleway
Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:23 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1751
Views: 134298

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Math checks out
by nosimpleway
Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:44 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1145
Views: 94146

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

"Forgive me father for I have sinned" and "Sorry daddy I've been very naughty"
by nosimpleway
Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:59 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 29
Views: 589

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

"Hey, this is vegan cheese sauce. It's not made with cheese, it's got... uh, tree nuts." "Think it's cashews like you're allergic to?" "One way to find out." I read this transcript in the complaint report after one of the resident assistants found this idiot puking his ...
by nosimpleway
Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:00 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1007
Views: 90261

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

That mage spent 100 gp on spell components. He must really hate hot sauce.
by nosimpleway
Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:51 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1007
Views: 90261

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Weird that they keep giving that convicted felon show and book deals and everything.
by nosimpleway
Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1007
Views: 90261

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

A couple years ago Colorado had on the ballot "is it okay for felons to be slaves?" and the state voted that yes, it is.

I doubt they'll garner much sympathy.
by nosimpleway
Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:54 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 714
Views: 74196

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

A Brazlilian fake Brits in a trenchcoat
by nosimpleway
Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:36 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism
Replies: 138
Views: 19947

Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

That Elon Musk is a real modern-day Thomas Edison.

...we regret to inform you that Elon Musk is a real modern-day Thomas Edison.
by nosimpleway
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:14 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: What about a thread for good news?
Replies: 132
Views: 18993

Re: What about a thread for good news?

tl;dr why would you ever bother to evolve systems that can last forever just have a couple kids and then die that's how this stuff is supposed to work
by nosimpleway
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:13 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: What about a thread for good news?
Replies: 132
Views: 18993

Re: What about a thread for good news?

That and every time your tissues are damaged they're replaced by cellulose, so eventually you're such a walking mass of scar tissue that your other tissues can't do their jobs. F'rinstance, hardening of the arteries isn't an issue with the muscle tissue that your blood vessels are made of, it's that...
by nosimpleway
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:06 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: What about a thread for good news?
Replies: 132
Views: 18993

Re: What about a thread for good news?

As for immortal by treatment, there's really only so much we can do. At some point, if not killed by other causes, people simply just die of old age for reasons unknown. When your DNA replicates, it clips a couple of molecules off the end, due to the mechanics of how the replication happens. There'...
by nosimpleway
Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Oh those pet peeves
Replies: 395
Views: 41311

Re: Oh those pet peeves

Smart enough to do the math but not smart enough to round sig figs
by nosimpleway
Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:01 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 1395

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

That's beato, Mongrel, mharr, and Grath /in, with no consensus on whether to switch play styles


and atog
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by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:56 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 1395

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

Yeah, I'll mod this round.

When you /in, go ahead and mention whether you want the style we've been doing or all through PM, and I'll go with the majority vote.
by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:39 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 1395

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

Honestly I just wanted to post NANOMACHINES SON as an answer but ultimately resisted the urge.
by nosimpleway
Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:49 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 1395

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

Sure, but posting publicly means if Elon goes first he's boned, if Elon goes before about fourth he's probably boned, and if the mod picks turn order with that in mind it eliminates half of the potential Musky candidates.