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by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 163
Views: 8468

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Friday wrote:I guess it depends on how you define the word "nice".


Okay, how about The person who can show you fundamental human decency but can't show fundamental human decency to the waiter is not a fundamentally decent person.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 163
Views: 8468

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

I dunno, I see it as "The person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person" writ large.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:34 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 58
Views: 1073

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

In order to not have your shit pushed in in Assaram, then?
by nosimpleway
Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hottest Disney Song!!! (Write Ins)
Replies: 39
Views: 389

Re: Hottest Disney Song!!! (Write Ins)

I have nothing productive to add but this nomination thread really reminded me of how the villains always get the best songs
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:10 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 271
Views: 29022

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Ugh, could we make voting a mandatory civil service like jury duty already?

(The answer is lol, no, never, because racism)
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:41 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1291
Views: 124382

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

The question seems pretty academic. If you're eating a scrambled egg it was never fertilized, and if you're eating Balut you're waiting until that is unmistakably a developed embryo before you boil it.
by nosimpleway
Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:34 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1291
Views: 124382

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

Most laying hens have never met a rooster. There's no way that egg is a child of any sort.

It's a shed unfertilized ovum. The eggs we eat are chicken periods.
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:07 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 58
Views: 1073

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

Her "furry form"...

did y--

was she just trapped in her fursuit
by nosimpleway
Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Family 2.0
Replies: 31
Views: 1840

Re: Family 2.0

I might not have my timeline cometely straight here but I think the original was written not long after you got banned because you were stalking McDonald's Girl and we wanted no part of it.
by nosimpleway
Tue May 29, 2018 3:03 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Little Pig, Little Pig! Let Me Admin! (Security Thread)
Replies: 238
Views: 27712

Re: Little Pig, Little Pig! Let Me Admin! (Security Thread)

Yeah, the new privacy policies are just "We're gonna keep doing all the things we've been doing", the only new item being "...which are:"
by nosimpleway
Fri May 25, 2018 8:57 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior!
Replies: 53
Views: 1316

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior!

Image


"No? ...But thou must."
by nosimpleway
Sun May 20, 2018 11:51 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior!
Replies: 53
Views: 1316

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior!

With multiple people chomping at the bit (or I guess in Friday's case idly considering doing an LP in #finalfight) I move you-plural coordinate a Let's All Play or something.
by nosimpleway
Sun May 13, 2018 2:54 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior!
Replies: 53
Views: 1316

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior!

Can'st not see shit, milord.
by nosimpleway
Wed May 02, 2018 10:51 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 606
Views: 59787

Re: Science!

Wasps: zero percent mercy
by nosimpleway
Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:32 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Death Road to Brontoforumus
Replies: 80
Views: 2851

Re: Death Road to Brontoforumus

Friday wrote:Image

R^2 maxed out his cooking and eating skills.


I've never had poutine but tbh I don't get why it's considered so charmingly bizarre. It sounds like a damn fine pile of comfort food.
by nosimpleway
Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:56 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: MIA: Our Fallen Brontos
Replies: 205
Views: 22328

Re: MIA: Our Fallen Brontos

Eh, there was a whole thing in IRC that prompted this. Dogstar was, at time of resurrection, actually lurking.
by nosimpleway
Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Death Road to Brontoforumus
Replies: 80
Views: 2851

Re: Death Road to Brontoforumus

"A can of sardines, a can of pineapple rings, a bag of rice flour, a rat that Mongrel skewered while we ran through the sewers, and half an onion. I don't think I can make a meal out of this."
by nosimpleway
Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:10 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Death Road to Brontoforumus
Replies: 80
Views: 2851

Re: Death Road to Brontoforumus

"Hey guys, remember that one time i played Werewolf and talked too much in IRC and lost the game for my entire team? Yeah. Werewolves. Good times."
by nosimpleway
Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:17 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Death Road to Brontoforumus
Replies: 80
Views: 2851

Re: Death Road to Brontoforumus

I can always get a vehicle to limp as far as the nearest service station, and also I am in this game as a mechanic.
by nosimpleway
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Randomization
Replies: 95
Views: 9350

Re: Randomization

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/fffe/fe_0649.png Thanks, Pale Dim! A fifth set of Adamant finishes off my entire party's equipment. Fifth?! Yeah, Adamant was for sale in Mist, and most of this running around was to raise the dosh to buy everyone a suit. I was expecting to have to return ...