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by nosimpleway
Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:57 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 28
Views: 658

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

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I am reminded that in Ankh-Morpork, walking into the Mended Drum and announcing your name as "Vincent the Invulnerable" is ruled as a suicide.

Do not taunt your DM.
by nosimpleway
Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 72
Views: 3456

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

I love the idea of some terrible monster channeling some terrible murderous magic then the fat middle-aged man cuts it off by clamping his hands over its maw.
by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158205

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

What about his promises that Taco Bell would pay for everything?
by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:04 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1130
Views: 106739

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

When Apple products break down when they're exposed to the elements in a Namibian desert. I expect dust and grit are an issue.
by nosimpleway
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 659
Views: 73990

Re: Science!

I'm working on my beach bod, which is to say I've applied for a prosthesis with a giant killer lobster claw on it
by nosimpleway
Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:37 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: NewMyewSpew
Replies: 275
Views: 43970

Re: NewMyewSpew

You can restore your PP by drinking water.
by nosimpleway
Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:42 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1130
Views: 106739

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 382
Views: 22237

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Mongrel wrote:"No, it was New Years!"


WAR ON CHRISTMAS
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 562
Views: 61925

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

The prognosis must he pretty good if the worst result of the whole experience was in your extremities and not a result of your killer mutant brain
by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:40 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 382
Views: 22237

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

The weird forehead ridges and prominent clavicles don't do them any favors, Bajoran nose ridges all the way
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1231
Views: 120949

Re: Game musings and news

I got a Steam gift card for Christmas and I have no damn idea what to do with it. Since having a baby my ability to sit down and chug away at a game for hours at a time is pretty much diminished! For the Steam summer sale I remember looking at Civ 6 at half price for a long, long while before decidi...
by nosimpleway
Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:05 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hard Modes
Replies: 17
Views: 656

Re: Hard Modes

I think it's telling that even the arcade mode of Contra had limited continues. At some point the game just up and tells you "I don't give a shit if you have another quarter, you're going back to level 1. Fuck you."
by nosimpleway
Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1258
Views: 110921

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Abandoning a child at UPS just because they wrote a letter seems pretty cruel.
by nosimpleway
Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:48 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1258
Views: 110921

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Yes, but that trash can is his home.

Now scram.
by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 28
Views: 658

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

"There are bugbears sneaking up on us. I can hear the clarinet that matches their footfalls."
by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 28
Views: 658

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

In the next game I want to play a diviner who can't "tell the future" so much as "hear the diagetic music and sound effects that no one else can".
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:36 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 38
Views: 2674

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

...so who snitched the follow-up?
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:39 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 28
Views: 658

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

I couldn't even get my players to remember how to make spell attack rolls, much less what the spell they were attacking with actually did.

This is after they asked me to switch over from a much simpler, easier-to-use system to 5e in the first place.
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:58 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1130
Views: 106739

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Maybe Tom Cruise was circling the parking lot because he was also lost and didn't know where to go. Did you think of that?

No. You only think of yourself.