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by nosimpleway
Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 235
Views: 22353

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

"That water is too hot for sous vide" is maybe the fourth or fifth thing wrong with that picture
by nosimpleway
Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:37 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: State of the Brontos
Replies: 1065
Views: 79894

Re: State of the Brontos

Joxam wrote:the NSFW hole.


heh heh.
by nosimpleway
Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:47 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Animotion and Car Tunes
Replies: 153
Views: 14967

Re: Animotion and Car Tunes

"Mildly NSFW (boobs)" meaning "stylized full-frontal, less-stylized boobs, and a not-subtle orgy scene".

idk how you're getting away with watching YouTube at work in the first place but I feel like the content of this film is undersold a bit
by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:00 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1419
Views: 86620

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Save the dollars, kill the animals
by nosimpleway
Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 466
Views: 41312

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

I really need some sense of scale for that video because for some reason my brain immediately assumed that animal was toddler-sized even though it looks and acts like a normal rat.

Actually you know what on the topic of toddler-sized rats bathing

by nosimpleway
Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:32 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 840
Views: 67060

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

This is America, you don't criticize the choice of Baby Containment Field I've chosen to use in my own home.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:23 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: navigating the overworld
Replies: 53
Views: 5768

Re: navigating the overworld

One-woman Woman's March
by nosimpleway
Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1419
Views: 86620

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Made with the whole family, not just the juice.
by nosimpleway
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:25 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1419
Views: 86620

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

It's sort of like the rule about not eating at any restaurant that has a sign up saying "Good Food". This is getting increasingly off-topic but I've been squinting at Panera ever since they adopted "clean" as their go-to advertising term. like talk about self-damning with faint ...
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Weather
Replies: 386
Views: 31584

Re: Weather

Fahrenheit or Celsius?
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:59 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 45
Views: 1724

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

If a woman vacuums your flaccid penis into her vagina as you sleep, does that mean the date is better?
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:53 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Randomization
Replies: 53
Views: 6610

Re: Randomization



Sometimes "midgame enemies in the very first room" isn't the most ridiculous thing a Randomizer can do.
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:10 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Randomization
Replies: 53
Views: 6610

Re: Randomization



So I figured out how to do captions in Movie Studio. So that's pretty cool.
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:50 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 583
Views: 52221

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<fmm> Saw this: <fmm> Your Star Wars name = put a space randomly in your favourite pasta dish. <fmm> mine is Carb Onara <viashino> Bolognes E <viashino> seems fine <Mongrel> Chicken Mar Sala <Mongrel> Wait... hang on... <Wrathy> Mac Andcheese <Iteration> Momspag Hetti <Glocks4Interns> TGI Friday's ...
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:13 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 248
Views: 22621

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

In the last election Colorado had an item on the ballot that was, in essence, "Hey, should we maybe stop actual slavery in our prisons?"

The response of the state of Colorado as a whole was "........ehh..."
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:28 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 248
Views: 22621

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Just follow the script.
by nosimpleway
Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 390
Views: 36128

Re: Fun Facts

"Square dancing is a conspiracy"
lolwut
"based in racism and anti-Semitism"
oh well that makes sense go on
by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:30 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 583
Views: 52221

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

[18:32] <R^2> When I have children the first word I will teach them is "brains" [18:32] <R^2> For a while I will have an adorable little toddlerzombie stomping around my house. [18:36] <Caithness> is that really how it works? [18:36] <Caithness> children aren't like birds [18:36] <Doomyki...
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: An Open Market on Economics
Replies: 151
Views: 16125

Re: An Open Market on Economics

Somebody leaves a fiver on the table and you have to take it direct deposit instead of just stuffing it into your pocket?
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: An Open Market on Economics
Replies: 151
Views: 16125

Re: An Open Market on Economics

Leave cash tips when you can. No paper trail like adding the sum to your debit card receipt.