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by nosimpleway
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:05 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 72
Views: 19111

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

"I love dark humor. Like, you know, a mime on fire." "That's not dark humor. That's just mean. Dark humor would be, like... A guy drops out of clown school, after years of dreaming of becoming a mime. He just can't cut it. But then at what would have been his graduation ceremony, ever...
by nosimpleway
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:02 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: SNES Favorite 75
Replies: 119
Views: 4609

Re: SNES Favorite 75

31. Dragon Quest 5 The entire plot of DQ5 is just the universe punching the main character in the beanbag, over and over, until you get your spouse back a handful of plot-points before the final boss. It's just one constant, life-altering misfortune after another. When you level up, your main chara...
by nosimpleway
Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:56 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 72
Views: 19111

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

Well you see, the trick about "dark humor" is that there has to be "humor" in there somewhere.
by nosimpleway
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:28 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday

LIsten, I kept my mouth shut when Scully said she could read Sanskrit, and when Mulder said he wanted a "piece of him" I was like "fine, whatever!"
by nosimpleway
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 1559
Views: 320086

Re: Obituaries

Also extremely gay, though I don't think his loathing of LGBT+ had anything to do with his loathing of video games. It's just something else he would disapprove of.
by nosimpleway
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:04 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday


Stopped for an Ester flask
by nosimpleway
Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:46 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Final fucking fantasy 22 3/4
Replies: 481
Views: 121849

Re: Final fucking fantasy 22 3/4

Did the Gi in the Gi Cave actually come with any archers with petrifying attacks or did they pincushion Red's dad with all of those in the backstory like the first game
by nosimpleway
Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:11 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday

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by nosimpleway
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:18 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday


haha get rotated idiot
by nosimpleway
Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:25 am
Forum: :corncob:
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1716
Views: 382693

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Friday wrote:I mean come on we all know the correct move is to get a vanity plate of "NOBODY" so that when the DMV tries to bill you the other governments agencies tell it that it cannot because of the will of the gods


Polyphemus as a traffic cop, growing increasingly exasperated
by nosimpleway
Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:32 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday

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"There's got to be a better name for a movie than 'The Thing' I'm gonna watch it and report back with my ideas"

"No damn that was definitely a Thing, I got nothin'."
by nosimpleway
Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:43 am
Forum: Media
Topic: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Animes
Replies: 653
Views: 177762

Re: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Animes

Friday wrote:The game might be another matter, it could have a more hopeful message, I haven't played it.

"Change society for the better? Buddy pal friend buddy fellow brother amigo homeslice breadslice choom, you can't even save yourself."
by nosimpleway
Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:41 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday

"Is this source from 30 years ago okay to use" is a valid question, but phrasing
by nosimpleway
Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:38 am
Forum: Games
Topic: SNES Favorite 75
Replies: 119
Views: 4609

Re: SNES Favorite 75

Friday wrote:Whoops, they actually all do have one thing in common.


Yeah... poor Watanabe.
by nosimpleway
Mon Mar 11, 2024 10:13 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 2078
Views: 468507

Re: Game musings and news

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by nosimpleway
Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:20 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday

by nosimpleway
Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:17 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 2078
Views: 468507

Re: Game musings and news

It's a little weird that the big list includes several entries with "You cannot do the thing this list is for".
by nosimpleway
Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:12 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2285
Views: 237211

Re: #Tell Friday

that's where the Homer smile comes from huh
by nosimpleway
Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:21 am
Forum: Games
Topic: SNES Favorite 75
Replies: 119
Views: 4609

Re: SNES Favorite 75

36. Dragon Quest 6 I just played this for the first time a little while back. Impressions are in the Whatcha Playin' thread if anyone wants to trawl back and read those, but mostly: When you boot the game, the introductory cutscene has the hero Gohan and two other PCs, Android 18 and a guy who prob...
by nosimpleway
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:55 am
Forum: Games
Topic: SNES Favorite 75
Replies: 119
Views: 4609

Re: SNES Favorite 75

I am largely indifferent to beat-em-ups and missed Turtles in Time when it was new, but I know that Shredder's Revenge has you rampaging through the city streets in the second level and they very wisely named that level "Big Apple: 3 P.M." So I'm absolutely certain that the devteam for SR ...