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by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1906
Views: 157733

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

What about his promises that Taco Bell would pay for everything?
by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:04 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1118
Views: 106305

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

When Apple products break down when they're exposed to the elements in a Namibian desert. I expect dust and grit are an issue.
by nosimpleway
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 658
Views: 73786

Re: Science!

I'm working on my beach bod, which is to say I've applied for a prosthesis with a giant killer lobster claw on it
by nosimpleway
Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:37 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: NewMyewSpew
Replies: 275
Views: 43938

Re: NewMyewSpew

You can restore your PP by drinking water.
by nosimpleway
Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:42 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1118
Views: 106305

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 382
Views: 22184

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Mongrel wrote:"No, it was New Years!"


WAR ON CHRISTMAS
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:01 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 559
Views: 61758

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

The prognosis must he pretty good if the worst result of the whole experience was in your extremities and not a result of your killer mutant brain
by nosimpleway
Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:40 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 382
Views: 22184

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

The weird forehead ridges and prominent clavicles don't do them any favors, Bajoran nose ridges all the way
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1231
Views: 120654

Re: Game musings and news

I got a Steam gift card for Christmas and I have no damn idea what to do with it. Since having a baby my ability to sit down and chug away at a game for hours at a time is pretty much diminished! For the Steam summer sale I remember looking at Civ 6 at half price for a long, long while before decidi...
by nosimpleway
Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:05 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hard Modes
Replies: 17
Views: 653

Re: Hard Modes

I think it's telling that even the arcade mode of Contra had limited continues. At some point the game just up and tells you "I don't give a shit if you have another quarter, you're going back to level 1. Fuck you."
by nosimpleway
Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1258
Views: 110748

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Abandoning a child at UPS just because they wrote a letter seems pretty cruel.
by nosimpleway
Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:48 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1258
Views: 110748

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Yes, but that trash can is his home.

Now scram.
by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 24
Views: 587

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

"There are bugbears sneaking up on us. I can hear the clarinet that matches their footfalls."
by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 24
Views: 587

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

In the next game I want to play a diviner who can't "tell the future" so much as "hear the diagetic music and sound effects that no one else can".
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:36 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 38
Views: 2671

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

...so who snitched the follow-up?
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:39 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 24
Views: 587

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

I couldn't even get my players to remember how to make spell attack rolls, much less what the spell they were attacking with actually did.

This is after they asked me to switch over from a much simpler, easier-to-use system to 5e in the first place.
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:58 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1118
Views: 106305

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Maybe Tom Cruise was circling the parking lot because he was also lost and didn't know where to go. Did you think of that?

No. You only think of yourself.
by nosimpleway
Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:16 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Boys In Blue
Replies: 452
Views: 52439

Re: Our Boys In Blue

Fourth. Fifth means you can choose to say nothing instead of possibly incriminating yourself.
by nosimpleway
Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:52 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1258
Views: 110748

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

zaratustra wrote:baywoke

karma+1
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Antisocial Network
Replies: 103
Views: 5718

Re: The Antisocial Network

That's what they're promoting, at least. I don't have a dog in this race -- you let me know if you find a commissions market for half-assed lineart rubber-limb cartoon people, there's probably one somewhere -- so I haven't so much as glanced at the EULA to see how submitted content is handled.