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by nosimpleway
Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:32 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 827
Views: 61914

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

This is America, you don't criticize the choice of Baby Containment Field I've chosen to use in my own home.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:23 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: navigating the overworld
Replies: 52
Views: 5131

Re: navigating the overworld

One-woman Woman's March
by nosimpleway
Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1379
Views: 75755

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Made with the whole family, not just the juice.
by nosimpleway
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:25 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1379
Views: 75755

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

It's sort of like the rule about not eating at any restaurant that has a sign up saying "Good Food". This is getting increasingly off-topic but I've been squinting at Panera ever since they adopted "clean" as their go-to advertising term. like talk about self-damning with faint ...
by nosimpleway
Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Weather
Replies: 384
Views: 28408

Re: Weather

Fahrenheit or Celsius?
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:59 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 32
Views: 888

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

If a woman vacuums your flaccid penis into her vagina as you sleep, does that mean the date is better?
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:53 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Randomization
Replies: 53
Views: 6032

Re: Randomization



Sometimes "midgame enemies in the very first room" isn't the most ridiculous thing a Randomizer can do.
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:10 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Randomization
Replies: 53
Views: 6032

Re: Randomization



So I figured out how to do captions in Movie Studio. So that's pretty cool.
by nosimpleway
Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:50 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 576
Views: 47600

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<fmm> Saw this: <fmm> Your Star Wars name = put a space randomly in your favourite pasta dish. <fmm> mine is Carb Onara <viashino> Bolognes E <viashino> seems fine <Mongrel> Chicken Mar Sala <Mongrel> Wait... hang on... <Wrathy> Mac Andcheese <Iteration> Momspag Hetti <Glocks4Interns> TGI Friday's ...
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:13 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 248
Views: 21219

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

In the last election Colorado had an item on the ballot that was, in essence, "Hey, should we maybe stop actual slavery in our prisons?"

The response of the state of Colorado as a whole was "........ehh..."
by nosimpleway
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:28 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 248
Views: 21219

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Just follow the script.
by nosimpleway
Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 388
Views: 33558

Re: Fun Facts

"Square dancing is a conspiracy"
lolwut
"based in racism and anti-Semitism"
oh well that makes sense go on
by nosimpleway
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:30 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 576
Views: 47600

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

[18:32] <R^2> When I have children the first word I will teach them is "brains" [18:32] <R^2> For a while I will have an adorable little toddlerzombie stomping around my house. [18:36] <Caithness> is that really how it works? [18:36] <Caithness> children aren't like birds [18:36] <Doomyki...
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: An Open Market on Economics
Replies: 151
Views: 14465

Re: An Open Market on Economics

Somebody leaves a fiver on the table and you have to take it direct deposit instead of just stuffing it into your pocket?
by nosimpleway
Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: An Open Market on Economics
Replies: 151
Views: 14465

Re: An Open Market on Economics

Leave cash tips when you can. No paper trail like adding the sum to your debit card receipt.
by nosimpleway
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:25 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1379
Views: 75755

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Jackson. Johnson was the first president to get impeached, but it was for firing a guy on his cabinet who had tenure, rather than genocide.
by nosimpleway
Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:51 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!
Replies: 128
Views: 5063

Re: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0965.png http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0966.png http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0967.png There's nothing to do across the bridge but go into the forest. I know, I checked every map ...
by nosimpleway
Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:47 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!
Replies: 128
Views: 5063

Re: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0951.png We can go check in with Garax, who has no idea whatsoever that we already won and is totally not going to go back to taking over the world when he gets out. Wink, wink. Not that you can see him winking under the helmet, but still....
by nosimpleway
Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:30 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!
Replies: 128
Views: 5063

Re: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0937.png There's another lengthy conversation at Morgan's house over another fine dinner of whole roast pig, pie, and tomato salad. Lyssa overexaggerates her heroism, Isabella drinks up every word, Samantha doesn't want Morgan to leave aga...
by nosimpleway
Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!
Replies: 128
Views: 5063

Re: Another LP? It must be Friday! Let's play Windseal!

http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0933.png One last CAT UPDATE before we head back. http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0934.png http://nosimpleway.brontoforum.us/letsplay/windseal/windseal0935.png Morgan's up to old tricks. http://nosimpleway.bront...