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by nosimpleway
Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:42 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 927
Views: 84004

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

That Elon Musk is a modern-day Thomas Edison!

We regret to inform you that Elon Musk is a modern-day Thomas Edison.
by nosimpleway
Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:35 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 41
Views: 687

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

As much as money-grinding is a thing in DW, a quarter of an eighth of the dosh you get from fights doesn't seem significant enough to matter much.

I vote Soldier, Fighter, Pilgrim.
by nosimpleway
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:44 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 255
Views: 30251

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Slash-and-burn in some of the last _______ habitats left on Earth. You can fill in the blank with a whole damn lot of endangered and just-about-endangered species. And yes, palm oil is one of the few saturated fats that come from a plant, so it's solid at room temp. You can put it into things that a...
by nosimpleway
Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:04 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 498
Views: 50341

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Kiddo fussed herself to sleep at 7:30 and woke up hungry at... 6:30. I'm able to count full nights of sleep for the last five months on one hand, so that was a pleasant surprise.
by nosimpleway
Thu Jun 28, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Arizona is a blasted hellscape
Replies: 173
Views: 22207

Re: Arizona is a blasted hellscape

I cobsidered trying to vote the certainly-lose repulsive Republican candidates in the Colorado primaries that just wrapped... but honestly, at this point Mike Coffman could admit to killing hookers and drinking their spinal fluid and people would come out talking about how cerebrospinal fluid is ver...
by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:40 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 94
Views: 2264

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

François wrote:And besides, the pills are swallowed, Rhone is a memory; from here on out, it's all gravy.

Most people swallow pills with plain water. I've never heard of anyone washing medication down with gravy.
by nosimpleway
Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:03 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Talking Time is Down
Replies: 4
Views: 101

Re: Talking Time is Down

I mean, if you're going to revel in the differences between this forum and Talking Time, a giant avatar is a good start.
by nosimpleway
Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:56 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 94
Views: 2264

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

Haha remember when it took me like 15 tries to beat Sans?

This is so much worse.
by nosimpleway
Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 94
Views: 2264

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

Stands to reason, they support their own.
by nosimpleway
Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Poke a Mango
Replies: 114
Views: 14686

Re: Poke a Mango

After two years, well after everyone I know IRL stopped playing, they implemented trading and friends lists.

if any of you are still playing I'm 6212 1646 4124
by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 187
Views: 9890

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Friday wrote:I guess it depends on how you define the word "nice".


Okay, how about The person who can show you fundamental human decency but can't show fundamental human decency to the waiter is not a fundamentally decent person.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 187
Views: 9890

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

I dunno, I see it as "The person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person" writ large.
by nosimpleway
Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:34 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 94
Views: 2264

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

In order to not have your shit pushed in in Assaram, then?
by nosimpleway
Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hottest Disney Song!!! (Write Ins)
Replies: 39
Views: 708

Re: Hottest Disney Song!!! (Write Ins)

I have nothing productive to add but this nomination thread really reminded me of how the villains always get the best songs
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:10 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 299
Views: 30258

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Ugh, could we make voting a mandatory civil service like jury duty already?

(The answer is lol, no, never, because racism)
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:41 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1303
Views: 126894

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

The question seems pretty academic. If you're eating a scrambled egg it was never fertilized, and if you're eating Balut you're waiting until that is unmistakably a developed embryo before you boil it.
by nosimpleway
Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:34 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1303
Views: 126894

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

Most laying hens have never met a rooster. There's no way that egg is a child of any sort.

It's a shed unfertilized ovum. The eggs we eat are chicken periods.
by nosimpleway
Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:07 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!
Replies: 94
Views: 2264

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior II: Warrior Hardier!

Her "furry form"...

did y--

was she just trapped in her fursuit
by nosimpleway
Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Family 2.0
Replies: 31
Views: 1993

Re: Family 2.0

I might not have my timeline cometely straight here but I think the original was written not long after you got banned because you were stalking McDonald's Girl and we wanted no part of it.