a Knytt-like

*slams down money*

> Anime is real
- Anime is not real

Okay guys, enough messing around: The truth is Hideo Kojima can absolutely do that

Standard disclaimer: I do not agree with everything in the above video. My posting a political video does not imply that I am in full agreement with the ideas expressed in said video.

Don't know if this is quite a "video essay" but a Ted Talk that isn't just some dipshit trying to sell something that doesn't work is notable.

Me (28 F Drow Paladin) and my big muscle demon partner (29 F Tiefling Barb) recently had sex for the first time. I noticed that after getting aroused, her eyes turned blue (they are normally yellow slits) and also she caught on fire, but it was blue. The fire tickled a little when I touched it but o...

hahaha oh man i bet thats going to go really well for them

Headcanon: Warhammer 40k Orks were just a really aggressive Myconid circle that went into space

Was playing Baldur's Gate 3, and fighting one of the Myconid Ages ago (god I'm old) I had my PCs go into the Underdark and encounter the Myconid. This was in like 2002 or something. None of them knew what the fuck a Myconid was, at all. I described them in detail and talked about how they had human...

strange dogs laying in ponds distributing really huge sticks is no etc

do you have any cool spells i can have, i just like spells, not going use them on you or anything later haha oh cool you found an elder god in a temple soaked in blood and writhing with thousands of dead souls? cool, here's a spell that sucks haha, not like the spells i'm not going to use on you lat...

anyway, find the albinauric woman

"the first magic system was easy to understand and use, clean and simple. everyone fucking hated it so now it's this impenetrable behemoth of twisted runes and unpronounceable nonsense. If you fuck up at all a demon breaks free and kills you"

I'm going to put this into my campaign

all these wizards who just copy the other wizards and nobody knows what the fuck anything does or why it's there but if you deviate the magic just doesn't work inexplicably

Dreamed I was sneaking through a big fancy castle in the next FromSoft action-RPG, with large open windows that allowed some particularly comely harpies to fly in and out to attack trespassers with hit-and-run tactics. I crept into a well-appointed master bedroom to see if I could have sex with one...

if a real contender ever did come along, WarThunder would simply leak their specs to the enemy

Great, now when I scroll, my brain is picking out stuff I think Yoji's kids would enjoy

here you go kiddos