I feel like the forces of good need an equally terrifying symbol we can set on fire and raise our fists around It's not fair that only evil people get to do cool, powerful looking rituals These counter-protesters arrived in the town to object the group's ability to host a rally about their controver...

Maybe he's a MTG player and he's getting out his Sultai deck and he's not used to the new names for the wedges yet No, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE! NAYA ZOO TIME!!! Wooded Foothills, crack, shock a Stomping Ground, Nacatl, pass *moves d20 from 20 to 17* Swamp pass Foothills, guide, swing, guide trigger, push ...

Yeah, I'm gonna take R^2, Mongrel, Grath, and Esper out of the roster so they won't even show up. I'll leave Sora and Mothra in since they hardly got any screentime. There are harder game modes too, like a shorter game (9 days instead of 15, which sounds easier except the final sieges aren't toned d...

God damn it I just realized what Mongrel was doing with that stick

STILL

FUCKING

POSTING

Okay first off, I'm not going to be paying you to make a website that will be free to visit. That doesn't make sense.

How are people this fucking stupid? Do you just drink lead paint every night for dinner?

https://i.imgur.com/M4zzkU8.jpg A Mountie leads us through the snow to our new homes. https://i.imgur.com/2Jo98i9.jpg What indeed?! https://i.imgur.com/PZvS9NY.jpg He resumed wandering the wasteland, punching anything in his way. https://i.imgur.com/ea5xr07.jpg Mongrel continues to whine about ever...

Mongrel patches us up a bit on the way to the final challenge. https://i.imgur.com/XoGl65J.jpg Here we go. https://i.imgur.com/ZkAkGbs.jpg We floor it, bail, and ram the car into the horde. Grath lets everyone know what he thinks about zombies. https://i.imgur.com/LyIIIMd.jpg https://i.imgur.com/vkw...

https://i.imgur.com/TrE3S0U.jpg We hold off the undead with our bullets and molotovs. The entire group other than Mothra gets caught and bitten multiple times. I whip out the chainsaw and charge in to the rescue. R^2's extra HP comes in handy, saving his life. https://i.imgur.com/fZvYYvQ.jpg The mo...

https://i.imgur.com/9x1dUYh.jpg This is it. Notice the time. The previous siege was the longest we'd had up till now at 1.5 hours. This is a four hour siege. I gear everyone out to maximum lethality. https://i.imgur.com/XuU8bKG.jpg R^2: Tire iron, Shotgun, and 4 molotovs. https://i.imgur.com/yITj7u...

https://i.imgur.com/SZcricD.jpg The first of three final challenges. This one isn't so bad, compared to the other two. You have to defend a single room cabin. https://i.imgur.com/GzEYrUx.jpg Zombies constantly falls from the ceiling in clumps of 5-7. Endless undead pour through the door. With littl...

https://i.imgur.com/rcTg10c.jpg Hey, it's Mothra to save the day! He's only got 1 HP, but if I take control of him he's the perfect person to use that Bardiche. Sorry, Esper. You've been helpful but I really need a big bruiser. https://i.imgur.com/v7GGcGQ.jpg More free food. https://i.imgur.com/3T9...

https://i.imgur.com/qHRb7g2.jpg Burning House? There's got to be something good in there, right? Fuck it. We're almost to the border and I need to find SOMETHING powerful. Maybe I'll get a flamethrower or something. https://i.imgur.com/bfq9UHL.jpg The inside is an inferno. Zombies periodically fall...

https://i.imgur.com/IylwEOY.jpg We find little ammo, but a good amount of food and gas. The gas is nice as we were almost out. This should be enough to see us the rest of the way. https://i.imgur.com/5yJGg9Z.jpg Another positive camp event. Free food, or free morale. I take the food. https://i.imgu...

https://i.imgur.com/ZlXmpzY.jpg Next camp event is a positive one: Esper gets a free fitness increase. https://i.imgur.com/Sfn94rI.jpg We could probably have Grath shoot it open easily with his S-tier shooting skill, but I have R^2 (with his S-tier mechanical) jimmy open the lock. https://i.imgur.c...

It's based on the car's stats, a muscle car for example could probably make it. Nothing is ever 100% guaranteed though, to my knowledge. I've failed checks with a maxed relevant stat before. We're in a bug with bare minimum speed/chassis, so we probably only had a 10% chance or so of making the jump...

https://i.imgur.com/LYXoZR8.jpg Small map with no cover + loads of zombies + nobody that can melee well = tons of ammo expended. Swinging a few times with the Bardiche and then shooting doesn't work as well as I'd hoped it would. We can only swing thrice before Grath starts sweating and hitting lik...

https://i.imgur.com/bvlmu3c.jpg The next event has the car breaking down (R^2 repairs it easily again) and then immediately running out of gas. This is by far the most I've ever run out of gas and had to find new cars in a run. That night, we are attacked by a bear. Grath doesn't seem to give a shi...

https://i.imgur.com/a67O1Z9.jpg Typical Silver. Being the monster that I am (And Mongrel being our medic with experience under his belt) I leave Silver behind to try to teach the zombies some fashion sense. https://i.imgur.com/ITagWkb.jpg I'd rather not risk a seige by taking shelter since we're st...

https://i.imgur.com/HVYZZDz.jpg Get some food and be tired the next day, or not. We pick the berries and gain 12 food, eating 9 of it for the night. R^2 made cobbler. https://i.imgur.com/glL9vzE.jpg Damn, if I knew the next two events would have been a grocery store and berry picking, I'd have boug...

I'm just glad you finally saw it. I'd hate to think of your life without seeing that gif. What a terrible thing that would have been. You'd have been left on your deathbed feeling like you missed something very important, and you'd have been absolutely correct.

But yes, hang out more.