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by Friday
Sat Dec 15, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: I Forced a Bot
Replies: 4
Views: 74

I Forced a Bot

I Forced a Bot to read all of The Seven Deadly Forums, Pyoko, WFE, and Bronotoforumus then asked it to write a thread on its own here is that thread Bullshit: A wolfgame for seven to nine Poster: Iron Mongrel Hello and welcome to am I a narcissist? Players will vote for who can remain after I clean ...
by Friday
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 733
Views: 80322

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Brentai> You know how it's implied that the reason McCree dresses like a old timey cowboy in the future because he's just a huge nerd who likes Westerns too much?
<Mr_Saturn|laptop> a yeehawaboo
by Friday
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:20 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 51
Views: 1440

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

Dragon Quest is a weird mix, because while it's colorful, vibrant and cheerful, it also doesn't shy away from just showing dead people on the ground. In fact I'd argue that its generally nice, storybook atmosphere makes moments like Aktemto a lot more impactful.
by Friday
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:49 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 23
Views: 259

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

My favorite Dnd moment was when my players arrived in a new kingdom, and the King, having heard of their exploits, invited them to dinner so he could meet them One of my players was playing (at the time) a super prim and proper Lawful Good Elven Female Bard, who was also a Princess trying to win her...
by Friday
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:38 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 23
Views: 259

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

But seriously being a DM is fun as hell

I wish I had players like you who would do voices

please tell me you do Kazz's Dog voice sometimes
by Friday
Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:35 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)
Replies: 23
Views: 259

Re: Xanathar’s Guide to Cleavin’ a Goblin Clean in Twain (D&D)

Seems like the amount of work the DM has to do vs the amount of effort the players have to put in is super uneven? hahahahahah hahahahah hahah hah But seriously whenever I tell one of my players to do something to take it off my shoulders (which I do whenever I can) and they complain about the work...
by Friday
Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:03 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Gamerbois Gone Wild(ly Racist)
Replies: 128
Views: 16924

Re: Gamerbois Gone Wild(ly Racist)

PewHitlerJewKillerDieJewsDie edges ever closer down the hysterically common path of 1. "haha I'm just joking, don't be butthurt" 2. "haha my jokes are a little over the edge but come on guys, free speech" ---> 3. "hey these other guys who hate jews and blacks are cool, go hi...
by Friday
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:52 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 326
Views: 18307

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Imagine a man who runs a red light because he's texting. He's texting because his parents texted a lot and so did his friends. As he's running the red light, he flips his car and dies. "Ah, that's too bad, poor guy," you say. "If only he wasn't brainwashed by society into texting and ...
by Friday
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 326
Views: 18307

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Let me put it this way. If, in five months, it turns out that the Sentinelese are all dead from something he gave them before they managed to shoot him full of arrows, (an outcome that IS VERY POSSIBLE IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW) are you still going to feel sorry for this guy?
by Friday
Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:46 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 326
Views: 18307

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

I'm not sure "the math checks out" if you scale up the numbers to show how absurd that belief is, even for a fanatic. Imagine a species of Aliens that has colonized, say, 1/3 of the galaxy, and contacted hundreds of other species (some of which live in this galactic civilization) discovers...
by Friday
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 51
Views: 1440

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

I haven't really mentioned this yet, but I love the style and bright colors of the NES DW overworlds. It's really amazing.
by Friday
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 326
Views: 18307

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

I actually did feel a little sympathy for him, in a "wow, that poor ignorant sheltered idiot" kind of way, but then I read the article and found out he knew the health risks (and by health risks I mean GENOCIDE RISKS) to the tribe and fucking went anyway.
by Friday
Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:13 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 131
Views: 8809

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

The Raking thing has become such a meme around here that my mom, who doesn't even know what a meme is, texted me "oh shit, we forgot to rake the river" when the sac flooded a few days ago.
by Friday
Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:48 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 51
Views: 1440

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

other new notions


my name is Cristo and I will kill this boss with Beat
by Friday
Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:42 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1084
Views: 100739

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

The only thing I care about is I hope he didn't infect them with anything before he died. "First one to heaven wins" indeed. He knew all the risks to their health and went anyway? Jesus fucking christ Hail Satan! This wasn't JUST a blind fool. He knew the risks (to them) and fucking went i...
by Friday
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:53 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 51
Views: 1440

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

I had no idea "smack" was a sound effect for a kiss as a kid, so I just assumed DQ couples were really into slapstick as some weird japanese joke.
by Friday
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 733
Views: 80322

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Friday> yeah! and who didn't find an old rusty sword lying around and slowly forge orbs into it until two hired prostitutes paid to cosplay the sprite and the girl made motions at my dick and <Friday> uh <Friday> what was i <Friday> talking about <Friday> REVIVED THE MANA SWORD <Brentai> I do have ...
by Friday
Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:51 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!
Replies: 51
Views: 1440

Re: It's raining protagonists: Let's play Dragon Warrior IV!

Oh, Zed, you bloodthirsty freak.

This is the chapter my brother got stuck on because we didn't own the game so he'd rent it and get to this part and start the gp grind but always run out of time.

And of course, on re-rent later, the file was always overwritten with FUCK.
by Friday
Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:33 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 131
Views: 8809

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

Hawaii is out, (for now) as it was my mom's plan for after her mom dies to retire. We might actually be moving to Seattle so she can be closer to her mom to take care of her. She wants to wait a year, so she says, to finish her job here while we rent in the meantime. Problem is, actually finding a p...
by Friday
Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:28 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster
Replies: 38
Views: 2351

Re: Words that make you want to choke or at least slap the poster

also holy shit, I could start an entire thread about how much I hate gift etiquette.