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by François
Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bezos is Richer Than Creosote
Replies: 7
Views: 111

Re: Bezos is Richer Than Creosote

Amazon is as close to an AAA corp from Shadowrun as we've ever seen in real life. They're a hair from extraterroriality by now, and one might argue it doesn't even need it.
by François
Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:33 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

http://lpix.org/3180108/DW3-011-001.png http://lpix.org/3158495/princess.png : I hope for your safe return. http://lpix.org/3180109/DW3-011-002.png http://lpix.org/3158502/wizf.png : I'll cross this desert again if I have to, but do we really have to go by day? http://lpix.org/3158493/pilf.png : We...
by François
Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:21 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Short stories from around the internet
Replies: 3
Views: 1160

Re: Short stories from around the internet

...god dammit.
by François
Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:22 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

I'm not gonna lie, the first time I came upon that archfiend cat (my brother never found it back in the days where I would just watch him play, as he wouldn't obsessively talk to every animal) it creeped me right the fuck out. It's your first real sign that the Archfiend is real and present, and wo...
by François
Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:53 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

http://lpix.org/3178553/DW3-010-001.png Well that was certainly a refreshing moment after the tragedies in Noaniels, eh? We made enough money yesterday to buy Zofia an Iron Helmet from Mister Happy Bargain, so we go through his rigamarole again. http://lpix.org/3178554/DW3-010-002.png The Helmet ta...
by François
Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:24 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 931
Views: 84352

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Now I wonder what a real ninja's pay is like.

(Aside from "a dog's death", I mean.)
by François
Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Videogame music appreciation thread
Replies: 115
Views: 16583

Re: Videogame music appreciation thread

I had a Resident Evil 4 LP playing in the background for a while, and for a moment it occurred to me that some glitch in the universe could suddenly swap its save music and Dark Souls' menu music and I bet no one playing either game would realize it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BR1ZGFuuJc https...
by François
Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:18 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

Oh cripes of course it's Puff Puff. I keep forgetting that's even a thing.

In retrospect, it would be pretty skeezy to imply a teenage girl is getting tricked into being massaged by some dude.
by François
Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

http://lpix.org/3174340/DW3-009-001.png http://lpix.org/3158497/zofia.png : I figured being a hero would feel at least a little better than this. http://lpix.org/3158482/figm.png : Zofia, the portions of this quest that ended in sorrow took place long before any of us had anything to do with it. ht...
by François
Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:30 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

http://lpix.org/3158497/zofia.png : Wow. Okay, this is crazy, but for a moment I had a weird notion that I had become the king of Romaly. http://lpix.org/3171919/DW3-008-002.png http://lpix.org/3158488/king.png : Oh. Right. http://lpix.org/3171920/DW3-008-003.png http://lpix.org/3158488/king.png : ...
by François
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:50 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

I just wanted to say that Fia and Reb's midnight adventure was fucking amazing and the effort you put in to do that was not wasted Much appreciated! Sometimes there's a voice deep inside that goes "dang broseph, just stick to the game". And there's a lot of legitimate criticism that can b...
by François
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:31 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1055
Views: 86066

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

by François
Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:46 pm
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

Alright, the Tower of Shanpane. Seeing how the encounters outside were rough chuckles, I don't exactly expect to blow through this in one go. But we do need money, and this is just as good a place as any to get it. http://lpix.org/3171378/DW3-007-001.png http://lpix.org/3171379/DW3-007-002.png http:...
by François
Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:50 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1633
Views: 123135

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Maybe there's something about the nomination process that I don't understand, but even if Kavanaugh doesn't work out, I'm not seeing it making a lot of difference either way. I mean, as much as I'd like to rejoice over anyone connected to this administration stepping down or getting fired or not get...
by François
Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:00 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

http://lpix.org/3171205/DW3-006-001.png Judging from the state of disrepair this side of the Travel Door is in, and that you can't even see the building from the world map, it must have been intentionally ignored for a long time. http://lpix.org/3171206/DW3-006-002.png http://lpix.org/3171349/006fi...
by François
Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: LP Hell
Topic: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?
Replies: 53
Views: 986

Re: Let's play Dragon Warrior III: you mean they made a sequel to that one game with all the instant death monsters?

I was going to go into detail on the various seeds once we got to see more of them, but that looks like the long of it, yeah. High Intelligence does help learn certain spells sooner than the level at which you're guaranteed to learn them, but that is somewhat dubious in the long term of course. Is t...
by François
Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 931
Views: 84352

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

"Losers get 10% off anything in Wal-mart's tombstone division."
by François
Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 192
Views: 10144

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Evangelical Christianity is pretty much entirely cobbled together out of Biblical Hot Takes, isn't it?
by François
Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1055
Views: 86066

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

The prevailing notion here is that people who are happy and well-adjusted generally don't join the Nazis/KKK/4chan or any other sort of far-right reactionary movement. The rank-and-file is people who are hurting really bad ("I'm lonely and I can't find a decent job"), are lied to about the...
by François
Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:13 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1633
Views: 123135

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Dang. Did Obama sound to Trump voters the way Trump sounds to us? That would explain a lot, but...