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by François
Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:13 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hottest N64 Game (Ro64)
Replies: 20
Views: 596

Re: Hottest N64 Game (Ro64)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_ZHcNCIwI A game so faithful to Gauntlet's mechanics lives and dies on level design; GL's levels aren't exactly flawless but their variety and intricacy goes a hell of a long way. I didn't just beat it with every character; I beat it with every color of every chara...
by François
Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:36 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hottest N64 Game (Ro64)
Replies: 20
Views: 596

Re: Hottest N64 Game (Ro64)

Hybrid Heaven is one of those one-off weirdos we get sometimes, like the first draft of an incredible idea, that passed with such nigh-universal indifference that no one ever bothered to refine it into a true gem. Yeah, it's shackled to inane character design, a general aesthetic way too bland for i...
by François
Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:15 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 195
Views: 20624

Re: Avatars

Yup, it's "pantalon patte d'éléphant" on either side of the Atlantic. I had to look it up though, I was halfway convinced it'd be "pantalons bell-bottoms". Parisians sure do love their English.
by François
Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:23 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 195
Views: 20624

Re: Avatars

In French, we call them "elephant legs". :D
by François
Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:18 am
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: Can my dream become a reality? (maybe?)
Replies: 118
Views: 12186

Re: Can my dream become a reality? (maybe?)

I'd give it a shot. The worst thing that can happen is that your game doesn't get on the Switch, and it's already not on the Switch.
by François
Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hottest N64 Game (Write-Ins)
Replies: 19
Views: 458

Re: Hottest N64 Game (Write-Ins)

Hmm! Let's say, Goemon's Great Adventure, Hybrid Heaven, and... I know Castlevania 64's in there but I'd vote for Legacy of Darkness.
by François
Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:27 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1417
Views: 86451

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Nah, it's in a scene that Lucas "restored" in one of the special editions that wasn't around for very long so most people wouldn't remember it; just before the oil bath in Ep4, Threepio gets deep wrecked on a bongful of dank Corellian Green he lifted off a Jawa and waxes philosophical at L...
by François
Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:24 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1417
Views: 86451

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Ah, right, it's the additional conundrum of the people in charge of those systems at the moment also being, in a variety of proportions, cruel, greedy, ignorant and stupid. I get it now.
by François
Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:19 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1417
Views: 86451

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

It's telling that the American government has systems to remove a president who is mentally ill, but no system to remove a president who is cruel, greedy, ignorant and stupid. And you don't even need a guy with a degree to speak with him to determine the latter.
by François
Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:05 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1417
Views: 86451

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

wait what

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Aw man I kinda liked A&W.
by François
Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:31 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 702
Views: 44715

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

Huh. I know I've been a Mongrel sock puppet from the beginning, but I never stopped to consider I might not be the only one. We're gonna need a Voight-Kampf ohwait it was werewolf wasn't it of course it makes sense now every variant and refinement on werewolf has been the forum's unconscious attempt...
by François
Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:44 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 737
Views: 58132

Re: A Magical Gathering

"kind of on the fence"

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Aight sure. :D
by François
Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:00 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 390
Views: 36097

Re: Fun Facts

Random.org uses atmospheric noise as a seed; when it started out, it was literally from a $10 radio tuned to static.
by François
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:28 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 45
Views: 1712

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

I have a grown adult college-educated female friend who once asked me to help her find information online about the vulva because a) her education completely failed to give her any idea what the bits and bobs do and where exactly they are and b) she was worried she'd stumble on porn by accident. Now...
by François
Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:44 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 390
Views: 36097

Re: Fun Facts

I wonder if that holds true for people who have been raised on a language with logograms or syllabograms first, and a language with phonograms later on.
by François
Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:05 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 583
Views: 52180

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

I'm on the run from a Hutt family for betraying them to Imperial investigators; call me Chup Eggnoodleswithket.
by François
Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:29 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1417
Views: 86451

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

I don't know what the rules are in the US and how strictly they're applied, but for what it's worth, I used to be an official election observer for the Parti Québécois a while back, and I am confident that any of the tables I've sat at would have unanimously thrown that ballot out without thinking t...
by François
Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 328
Views: 21492

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

Thank you, it means a lot to hear it. I must admit I had some trepidation writing this. I understand the "believe all accusers" notion is useful, necessary even, but I happen to be in a rare situation where I myself can't quite apply it universally, absolutely, and in the strictest sense, ...
by François
Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:15 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Barefoot and Pregnant
Replies: 328
Views: 21492

Re: Barefoot and Pregnant

I've been falsely accused of sexual assault. When I was maybe 11 years old, there was one time at the pool where an older girl threw a fit and made a huge crying angry scene about how I'd have put a hand under her swimsuit and groped her breasts. I didn't do it, of course. I'd rather hang myself tha...
by François
Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:56 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1230
Views: 103960

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

Can't sully your sacred appendages with vile human blood, probs.