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by beatbandito
Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1097
Views: 74446

Re: Game musings and news

Just revealed by Nintendo:

Tripping in Brawl wasn't a mechanics choice, it's just all the human bones that keep popping out of the ground in all Nintendo Universe series.
by beatbandito
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:55 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 388
Views: 33547

Re: Fun Facts

TIL: During WWII Illinois (and other states) conserved metal by making license plates out of compressed soybean. Goats had a tendency to bite these plates right off the trucks, which seems to be (at least the most direct contribution to) why we have the image of goats chewing on tin cans today.
by beatbandito
Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game musings and news
Replies: 1097
Views: 74446

Re: Game musings and news

Yeah, but that's still a little... off. I remember the first game had a joke about finding the body of an unknown older civilization which was the fossil of a guy playing a Wii U. That's a ways from fields littered with human bones.
by beatbandito
Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:27 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 827
Views: 61873

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Okay but are we 100% this isn't a shitpost account?

by beatbandito
Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Zip-Zippin' Zingers
Replies: 10
Views: 1599

Re: Zip-Zippin' Zingers

https://www.tumblr.com/video/eva-420/169523474779/500/

Let me embed tumblr videos, you philistines!
by beatbandito
Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:23 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Zip-Zippin' Zingers
Replies: 10
Views: 1599

Re: Zip-Zippin' Zingers

by beatbandito
Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Let's all go to the movies~
Replies: 959
Views: 63373

Re: Let's all go to the movies~

I saw The Last Jedi last night and the main takeaway was that I felt the pacing was ruined by its full metal alchemist / trigun habit of making dumb jokes the bread to sandwich any scene that might have otherwise been remotely dramatic. But then we left the theater and my mom said she didn't expect ...
by beatbandito
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: TV Series On The Television
Replies: 408
Views: 30376

Re: TV Series On The Television

Runaways is scary for me because either it's not true enough to the source and I'll hate it no matter what, or it will be dead-on and thus be terrible by season 3 at the latest.
by beatbandito
Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:39 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Fun Facts
Replies: 388
Views: 33547

Re: Fun Facts

While doing completely innocent research into just how creepy the implied romance of a manga I'm reading is, I learned this is the first google result for "age of consent japan". https://2static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Gtgets+off+to+gore+gtquotlol+at+least+im+_f6dc43ff55f8efb63efd1d52ffaaa4f6....
by beatbandito
Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:18 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 188
Views: 19166

Re: Avatars

new year new style
by beatbandito
Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:12 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 399
Views: 42706

Re: Emoticonolatry

Image
by beatbandito
Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:56 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 65
Views: 1687

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

Did... did one of you send me a Dirty Santa package? I came hoe today and there was a box ready for pickup at the post office. I sent the package having gotten your info as though you joined in normally and was later informed that wasn't the case. Inquire further with people who understand the natu...
by beatbandito
Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:21 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 65
Views: 1687

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

Oh boy, wonder who this box could be from? https://i.imgur.com/nv2Ldb4.jpg A transformer and 6" wolverine figure with 100 points of articulation? Hey Roger! https://i.imgur.com/z9jmQyQ.jpg What the transformer will look like fully transformed from now on, whether it was intended or not. https:/...
by beatbandito
Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:19 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1379
Views: 75684

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

It was originally going to be "Unum, always unum, despite e pluribus haters"
by beatbandito
Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:08 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hottest Hottest Winners
Replies: 51
Views: 2466

Re: Hottest Hottest Winners

This was our chance to hurt Friday as much as she's hurt us. Give in to the hate!
by beatbandito
Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:53 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 65
Views: 1687

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

I have also now received one (1) package.
by beatbandito
Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:51 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 723
Views: 53698

Re: A Magical Gathering

How did anyone make it past the first paragraph?

title: pleasepleasepleaseplease pretend this is important

thesis statement: I literally don't know the most basic aspects of this game
by beatbandito
Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:17 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT
Replies: 65
Views: 1687

Re: DIRTY SANTA 2017: YOU MADE IT

Not to get too spoiler-y, but just checked and one package should've arrived yesterday morning.

If we could get a round of received updates just to make sure that is indeed true I'd appreciate it.
by beatbandito
Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:36 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Noise We Enjoys
Replies: 207
Views: 16182

Re: Noise We Enjoys

Brandi Carlile - The Joke


Deer Tick - Sea of Clouds
by beatbandito
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:33 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Netflix and Kill Me
Replies: 73
Views: 5368

Re: Netflix and Kill Me

Its your own fault for watching something written by Max Landis. He's got some great elevator pitches, but has an aversion to world-building that could only come from deep childhood trauma caused by lego abuse. Also he accepts culpability about as well as Hillary Clinton, so I don't expect it to cha...