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by beatbandito
Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:48 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1222
Views: 103422

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

can't tell if the arms are blue
by beatbandito
Sun Dec 09, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1082
Views: 99835

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop

“It almost does feel like one of those teenage trends that happen,” he said. “One juvenile seal did this very stupid thing and now the others are trying to mimic it.”
by beatbandito
Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 565
Views: 61499

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

by beatbandito
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:25 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism
Replies: 178
Views: 23236

Re: Inspirational tales of Glorious Unfettered Capitalism

Dollar Tree is where I got all my food when I was barely making rent. Good times. But like, this kind of makes it sound like it's putting my local mom and pop grocer out of business. I already can't afford real, fresh food. I was getting the same type of shit that I currently get at the stop and sho...
by beatbandito
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Switch Friend Codes
Replies: 10
Views: 1773

Re: Switch Friend Codes

SW-2532-1417-3618

let's smash, baby
by beatbandito
Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:02 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 177
Views: 25298

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans



his whole channel is the same kind of thing
by beatbandito
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:35 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: VIDEODROME
Replies: 619
Views: 70333

Re: VIDEODROME

It's everything. Really the title gives most of it away. It's Queen Latifah's daytime talk show where people who aren't particularly ashamed to say they think all members of another race are dirty and smelly, but are willing to go on a date with one. Everyone on either side of any opinion is terribl...
by beatbandito
Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: VIDEODROME
Replies: 619
Views: 70333

Re: VIDEODROME

I think this is the best full episode of a show I've found on youtube to date.

by beatbandito
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:50 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Antisocial Network
Replies: 89
Views: 3584

Re: The Antisocial Network

I would be 1000000% down for a porn site actually making the move to social media and I know at least Ted Cruz would, too. All the sexy times people from Tumblr I've seen are talking about how they're going full Twitter because it's... so inclusive and no one has issues with post restrictions there?...
by beatbandito
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:44 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1855
Views: 147774

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

"Taking Down the Mafia"™ was mostly shutting down strip bars. And cleaning up the city meant taking credit for the long-term positive consequences of roe v. Wade while quietly killing all the homeless. I can't comment too cynically on 9/11 stuff since that's such a stand alone case, but I ...
by beatbandito
Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:09 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A Holiday Appears!
Replies: 162
Views: 25194

Re: A Holiday Appears!

In my youth I acquired the unfortunate reputation for being a good gift-giver. The trick is to just listening when people talk and being able to remember the things they said later. The longer I go without extended direct contact with any of my family the harder this trick gets, and now it's giving ...
by beatbandito
Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:46 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW
Replies: 565
Views: 61499

Re: The unbearable cuteness of D'AWWWWWW

by beatbandito
Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1082
Views: 99835

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

Incels finally find a way to fuck twitch thots. The article is kind of meh but the most mainstream source I could find to link. The #ThotAudit (thaudit if ya nasty) is basically a bunch of reddit and 4chan nerds doxing the girls they've been donating their own paychecks to, to the IRS for not payin...
by beatbandito
Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:53 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 177
Views: 25298

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans

Thread split title suggestion:

by beatbandito
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:25 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Noise We Enjoys
Replies: 265
Views: 29114

Re: Noise We Enjoys

Realizing Adventures of Pete & Pete and Kids In The Hall themes both put me in the same mood.

Polaris - Hey Sandy


Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Having An Average Weekend
by beatbandito
Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 177
Views: 25298

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans

lol
by beatbandito
Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:08 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 177
Views: 25298

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans

Just like the border wall is for Muslim terrorists.
by beatbandito
Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:25 am
Forum: Community Projects
Topic: the big dumb game ideas megathread
Replies: 26
Views: 5176

Re: the big dumb game ideas megathread

One Piece (and I guess Deadfire) inspired crpg. You design a full crew with a Shipwright, Doctor, Cook, Navigator, Marksman, and Fighter. You choose one of the roles and become captain, all the rest of the crew is NPCs you have no direct control over. Leveling trees all have basic combat skills and ...
by beatbandito
Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:01 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 732
Views: 79789

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

I see the mana pun was dropped but my masturbation joke made the cut