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by beatbandito
Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:51 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 509
Views: 52853

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Basically every deli on Long Island seems to get their crumb cake from the same bakery, and I really love it. It's fluffy with big 'ol crumbs and just melts in your mouth. Today for the first time in ages I got myself a slice with lunch. Then right as I go to chomp into it the smell of freshly-used ...
by beatbandito
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:27 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1145
Views: 94119

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

It is incredibly well done, and the "I've just been handed a card to read..." is a cincher.

also TIL Pinky and The Brain's VAs look more like their characters than the Archer cast.
by beatbandito
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:20 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1751
Views: 134243

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Holy shit Trump is the The Last Jedi of presidents.

We kept getting the same lame cliches and demanded a change, something more real. What we got was an attempt to subvert expectations handled so terribly that things ended up worse than if we just had the same old dumb cliches.
by beatbandito
Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:17 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1751
Views: 134243

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Probably all those times Lyndon B. Johnson talked about his cock in even less subtle terms.
by beatbandito
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:00 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hot game deals
Replies: 511
Views: 57953

Re: Hot game deals

https://i.gadgets360cdn.com/large/final_fantasy_XV_cover_1480241847963.jpg https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims?quality=100&image_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fs.aolcdn.com%2Fhss%2Fstorage%2Fmidas%2Ff77cf9deeda55b5fc1806b0d940c561f%2F205597509%2Fffpocketed.jpg&client=amp-blogside-v2&signature=1655182d5...
by beatbandito
Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:45 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 477
Views: 64191

Re: Emoticonolatry

beatbandito wrote:Image

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by beatbandito
Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:44 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: VIDEODROME
Replies: 602
Views: 63713

Re: VIDEODROME

by beatbandito
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:14 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 282
Views: 31888

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

François wrote:This year, their tour ends in my town, three blocks from my home. I kinda had to go.

Man, there was a festival literally right outside my apartment all last weekend and I managed to not make it to that.
by beatbandito
Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:37 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 794
Views: 74501

Re: A Magical Gathering

I actually forgot that you just attack in MTG and the other player defends. It's gotten to the point where Hearthstone rules have taken over in my brain.
by beatbandito
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 794
Views: 74501

Re: A Magical Gathering

I know I've missed a lot of MTG updates, but that ability sure sounds like haste. Unless there's no restrictions against flying, etc.?
by beatbandito
Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:37 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1007
Views: 90241

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

That story has shown up for me a few times, and despite not being a big Beatles fan I heard a lot of interviews from McCartney from the same 'press tour' I guess as the one where that story came out and the rest were all like "this is how much John and I love our sons and how much I'm inspired ...
by beatbandito
Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:26 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Avatars
Replies: 233
Views: 31343

Re: Avatars

80s Princess Peach for someone's avataring pleasure.

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by beatbandito
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:13 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 282
Views: 31888

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

In my experience, in cakes, "aesthetic" and "edibility" are competing factors.
by beatbandito
Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:31 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: WEREWOLF 101 (PT)
Replies: 119
Views: 1784

Re: WEREWOLF 101 (PT)

I also went in originally pretending I wasn't teamed with newbie and acted like I was innocent to the best of my ability. The only two differences from my actual inno plays are that I would have voted for Newbie on day 3 if not 2, and I overplayed my lack of suspicions on hngkong and then grath in a...
by beatbandito
Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:52 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 794
Views: 74501

Re: A Magical Gathering

Based off the timeliness of the globe trotters in Futurama, I think in the next season of Disenchanted we can expect Alchemist Snoop to hypothesizzle and theorizzle.
by beatbandito
Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:12 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Guess the Name of the Movie they're going to make about Trump
Replies: 17
Views: 266

Re: Guess the Name of the Movie they're going to make about Trump

I rather a book called "You're Fired" than a tweet captioned with that showing the first volley of nukes.
by beatbandito
Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:34 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: Emoticonolatry
Replies: 477
Views: 64191

Re: Emoticonolatry

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by beatbandito
Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:18 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: WEREWOLF 101 (PT)
Replies: 119
Views: 1784

Re: WEREWOLF 101 (PT)

I feel like my last post was more descriptive than a numbered list, but I guess if I don't at this point it'll be worse. Still

1) Hngkong
2) Caithness
2) Newbie
3) Grath

there were originally more words here but I'll wait for Grath's list
by beatbandito
Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:24 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Song Stuck in Your Brain
Replies: 460
Views: 47944

Re: The Song Stuck in Your Brain

I checked a list of Bond movies after seeing that title / thumbnail and getting confused. Diamonds are Forever didn't stand out in memory, but sure that's a Bond movie. I may have merged A View to Kill and License to Kill in my head. But The Living Daylights is the only Bond movie I had 100% never e...
by beatbandito
Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:10 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1751
Views: 134243

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

My favorite theory is the "Failing New York Times" was holding a grudge and wrote a bullshit take to piss him off using pieces of information from different sources.