Search found 702 matches

by Yoji
Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:43 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1345
Views: 139742

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

The author of Kill Six Billion Demons was once asked about the nature of immortallity in-universe. He said it's a relative thing; a human is practically immortal compared to a mouse, but can hardly be said to even exist from a cosmic perspective.
by Yoji
Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 813
Views: 64879

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

And we're supposed to trust them after how many years of stoking the Tea Party and GOP for fun and profit?

Fat chance. You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you were just kidding.
by Yoji
Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:45 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 331
Views: 35548

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Hey, somebody's gotta be the bad guy in the History Channel documentaries fifty years from now, because fuck does this look familiar. Well, not if the bad guy in History™ Channel documentaries fifty years from now are the wimmin and the darkies and the queers and the pinko rat commies. I guess I'm ...
by Yoji
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:41 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Things That Go in Your Mouth
Replies: 282
Views: 32748

Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Dear wife just found out the dammsugare marzipan treats from Ikea have palm oil in them, which I guess means we're not going to be buying those anymore.* I guess that also means I'm going to have to learn to make them myself. Which means I'll have to find someplace that sells punsch. *palm oil itsel...
by Yoji
Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 331
Views: 35548

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

Hey, somebody's gotta be the bad guy in the History Channel documentaries fifty years from now, because fuck does this look familiar.
by Yoji
Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: War. War never changes. (Except when it does)
Replies: 253
Views: 32938

Re: War. War never changes. (Except when it does)



I need to find a decent gif of someone just numbly drinking coffee.
by Yoji
Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1773
Views: 139407

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

NEVERALWAYS BE GAME OVER
by Yoji
Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:40 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 698
Views: 67144

Re: Obituaries

Koko, the signing gorilla, passed in her sleep at age 46.

Wonkette wrote:She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.
by Yoji
Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:21 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1773
Views: 139407

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Pffffhah. Just like a day after I yelled at him on Twitter about it, President Shitpost says he's going to stop family separation via executive order. Translation: the whole family goes to jail together. Also, this twitter thread explains why things are going to get much worse: 1009461137669283840 ...
by Yoji
Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1773
Views: 139407

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Pffffhah. Just like a day after I yelled at him on Twitter about it, President Shitpost says he's going to stop family separation via executive order.
by Yoji
Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:04 am
Forum: Media
Topic: TV Series On The Television
Replies: 483
Views: 45026

Re: TV Series On The Television

To be unfashionably late to the party yet again... Boy howdy if A Handmaid's Tale isn't the single most bleak series I've ever tried watching. God damn. Like, you settle in, turn on your TV, and decide to put on another hour of watching people in impossible situations being tortured horribly. I'm re...
by Yoji
Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:35 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Replies: 528
Views: 55186

Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

It's nearing nap time, so we better get kiddo to the park and let him burn off some energy... wait, they have an honest-to goodness sandbox. We better bring sand toys! (fifteen minutes later) Oh crap, there's a whole church's worth of families here. Oh crap, their kids want to play with us... well, ...
by Yoji
Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:54 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: QUILTBAG
Replies: 308
Views: 35225

Re: QUILTBAG

...we have a game about horrifying fungal mind-control zombies and straight-up murder, and this is the part that signals the downfall of humanity? Like, I just literally shivved a guy just because he was in my way, only to get my throat torn out by a snaggletoothed abomination an hour later, and thi...
by Yoji
Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:46 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 159
Views: 24174

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans

Mongrel wrote:... giant mecha nads?

...just a box? Wait a sec--

I never did like the mounting of the free-electron laser...
by Yoji
Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:38 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Game Art, for fans and by fans
Replies: 159
Views: 24174

Re: Game Art, for fans and by fans

Heh, nice. Took me a moment to figure out what's going on. EDIT: But when I did I was like...

Image
by Yoji
Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Obituaries
Replies: 698
Views: 67144

Re: Obituaries

All grumpiness and snark aside, I love you guys, all of you, and I love this community. For all that this world can seem like a rotten place, it's better for having each and every one of you in it. BEATING YOU WITH MY COCK UNTIL CANDY COMES OUT Of you. Not my cock. That'd be fucked up. But seriousl...
by Yoji
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:59 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1773
Views: 139407

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Considering we have an FCC who literally joked about being a Manchurian Candidate puppet, I can't say I'm surprised. Horrified and disgusted, sure, but not surprised.
by Yoji
Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:54 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 631
Views: 67356

Re: Science!

Ever wonder what it's like to stand in the twilight of the dwarf planet Pluto? I sure have, and it turns out there's a utility for that.
by Yoji
Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1773
Views: 139407

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Hate to sound like a broken record, but hardly a week goes by without me asking: Could you imagine if Obama did anything half as bad as <current Trump controversy>?
Image

And that abusive relationship metaphor is a bit too spot-on.
by Yoji
Wed May 30, 2018 12:55 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1773
Views: 139407

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Caught the end of Steve Inskeep talking with Peter Navarro on KPCC earlier, and I dunno, I just got pissed off: https://www.npr.org/2018/05/30/615414604/trump-administration-announces-new-restrictions-on-china Inskeep: Let me ask you about another thing that is on people’s minds. As you know, the pr...