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by Sharkey
Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 11787

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

I feel almost guilty about this but I think we've got an easy human win here. We could skip a lot of shit by...

Well, it would have been easier if Caith hadn't done that.
by Sharkey
Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:56 pm
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 11787

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

Can a thing even have the wire on the first night? That seems just fucked up enough to be true in this ever changing world in which we live in. You know, the one where we revere Paul McCartney as a great songwriter. I'm voting we wire the wireholder. Paul McCartney Niku . Well, at least until someon...
by Sharkey
Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:40 am
Forum: Friday Presents: Dracula Memorial Stadium & Murdertorium
Topic: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)
Replies: 131
Views: 11787

Re: The Thing: Evolution (Playing Thread)

I'm an insane drunk paranoid human doctor thing with dynamite and a flamethrower and an overdeveloped sense of grandeur checking in.

Also, in character, I am a human.
by Sharkey
Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 59
Views: 9169

Re: Mein Kraft

Right the fuck on.

Though I may be just a little bit wrong about the mod thing. Most of them seem pretty dispensable but there's one that lets you play as a dinosaur and there's no way we can't have that.
by Sharkey
Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:28 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 59
Views: 9169

Re: Mein Kraft

Funny, I was just messing with Ark for the first time in forever. Des kind of bogarted the game for a while, actually. Lots of opportunity for shenanigans without jumping completely up our own asses with mods like we inevitably will with Minecraft. I can totally set up another Dodo basketball court ...
by Sharkey
Wed May 31, 2017 6:30 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Mein Kraft
Replies: 59
Views: 9169

Re: Mein Kraft

Oh shit I should move that before it gets towed.

Also, I am always down for some motherfuckin minecraft.
by Sharkey
Wed May 17, 2017 9:42 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158151

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

There exists a perfectly plausible timeline where Mattis ends up president and in a couple years we'll be seeing Mad Dog 2020 campaign signs. Which is exactly the kind of stupid shit I've come to count on ever since we apparently slid out of the universe where they can spell fucking Berenstein corre...
by Sharkey
Wed May 17, 2017 4:01 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158151

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Mongrel wrote:Feels a bit weird. You're a temporary celebrity again, Sharkey!


Shit. I guess that's what I get for leaving my cave in the desert for ten minutes.
by Sharkey
Mon May 15, 2017 10:47 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158151

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

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by Sharkey
Fri May 05, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 561
Views: 61379

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

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We've been too long in the black. Gone full Reaver.
Send more paramedics.

Itchy. Tasty.
by Sharkey
Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:58 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158151

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

So O'Reilly and Chaffetz are both basically gone on the same day. Apparently I got genie wishes at some point yesterday morning and the genie found an "I don't actually have to tell him" loophole. Given that the president didn't fall into a dumpster filled with used syringes at the exact s...
by Sharkey
Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:14 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Play Nier: Automata already
Replies: 40
Views: 6047

Re: Play Nier: Automata already

beatbandito wrote:What percentage of the greatness would be lost if you came into this without playing original Nier?


From what I hear precisely fuck-all. Hell, apparently these are somehow a spinoff/sequel to Drakengard? I don't even fuckin know.
by Sharkey
Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:18 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Science!
Replies: 659
Views: 73972

Re: Science!

Now that is something I can get excited about. Whenever I'm punking around in the desert I'm always thinking things like "this soil and terrain would be perfect for a vinyard if there were any fucking WATER." And then I spend an afternoon trying to daydream up a way of mass producing and s...
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158151

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Well, shit. I guess I won't be voting for her now.
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]
Replies: 583
Views: 61732

Re: Blizzard Presents:Pixar's Monday Night Fortress [Overwatch]

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Toughened skin; eliminates 20% of damage
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:31 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 561
Views: 61379

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Beta? What beta? You mean the paygated one they basically use as a promo tool instead of, you know, to find bugs and shit? On one hand, this and a bunch of other idiocy leaves me resoundingly unimpressed. On the other, packhounds are a riot even when they're not broken, and I sincerely hope they don...
by Sharkey
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:18 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 561
Views: 61379

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

The latest update just hit Elite, adding, among other things: ship naming, third person camera options, and multi crew. Multi-crew is nifty, but kind of a let down in that the only roles besides a non-transferable helm are turret gunner and fighter pilot. Which is odd, given that there are matchmaki...
by Sharkey
Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1917
Views: 158151

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

Pepsi: Oh fuck this is the most embarrassing thing. United: Hold my beer a minute. Spicer: Nah bruh, I got this. Also: http://isleofhalloween.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Swiper-the-Fox-Halloween-Costumes.jpg "Spicer, stop spicing!" All I can hear in my head. Every fucking time.