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by zaratustra
Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 821
Views: 85429

Re: A Magical Gathering

by zaratustra
Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:33 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 821
Views: 85429

Re: A Magical Gathering

Fight lets you choose the target.
by zaratustra
Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:39 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: A Magical Gathering
Replies: 821
Views: 85429

Re: A Magical Gathering

Not in Standard, but you'll be glad to hear the Izzet mechanic is basically Flashback.
by zaratustra
Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Guess the Name of the Movie they're going to make about Trump
Replies: 21
Views: 1368

Re: Guess the Name of the Movie they're going to make about Trump

Friday wrote:Personally my money is on: "Trump: The Rise and Fall of the Great American Tyrant"


that's the book

the movie will be called TREMENDOUS or something
by zaratustra
Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Our Collapsing Civilization
Replies: 361
Views: 42196

Re: Our Collapsing Civilization

The thing about sterility is, evolution works around it very quickly.
by zaratustra
Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:40 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hot game deals
Replies: 549
Views: 69178

Re: Hot game deals

of COURSE deponia is -- hey incredible machine is for sale
by zaratustra
Tue Sep 04, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 745
Views: 86502

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

"Not a single living person knows how everything in your five-year-old MacBook actually works. Why do we tell you to turn it off and on again? Because we don’t have the slightest clue what’s wrong with it, and it’s really easy to induce coma in computers and have their built-in team of automati...
by zaratustra
Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:28 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever
Replies: 30
Views: 1562

Re: The Shittiest Watercooler/Campfire/TED Stage Ever

Well, when I squat it's a pretty comfortable position and I'm basically almost sitting. So I don't think I would have looked awkward, but that's not really the question. It's really an interesting sort of etiquette quandary. other tricks: - folding at the hip until you're at the person's level, VER...
by zaratustra
Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?
Replies: 1936
Views: 165554

Re: Oh shit, what are we gonna do now?

I'll believe "trump's team is collapsing and everyone in the white house is super sad" when it actually collapses

because it's not impossible that it becomes an eternal recurrence where each day is worse than the previous one forever
by zaratustra
Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:41 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The New Imagedump Thread
Replies: 1385
Views: 158836

Re: The New Imagedump Thread

Hey, it's one of them fancy left-handed clocks! Clocks rotate the way they usually do because of sundials, and sundials go the other direction in the southern hemisphere. The clock on Bolivia's congress building actually goes "counter" clockwise because of that, as part of a rejection of ...
by zaratustra
Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 745
Views: 86502

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

i should try that
by zaratustra
Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:29 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hot game deals
Replies: 549
Views: 69178

Re: Hot game deals

of COURSE magicka is there
by zaratustra
Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:15 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: What about a thread for good news?
Replies: 145
Views: 23772

Re: What about a thread for good news?

Mongrel wrote:human society to slow to a permanent stasis from which me might never recover.


oh yes imagine a future world full of nazis and people that think we might still be pulled into heaven by jesus ANY MINUTE NOW
by zaratustra
Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:35 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
Replies: 389
Views: 24597

Re: A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.

Fucks sake, who writes this shit? Like, imagine this person's life. It must be empty as fuck. Devoid of joy or anything remotely interesting, even to them. Like a person with a full, rewarding lifestyle does not write a fucking twenty page essay on why the next generation doesn't eat mayonnaise. Fu...
by zaratustra
Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:24 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Netflix and Kill Me
Replies: 83
Views: 12180

Re: Netflix and Kill Me

why did i watch Final Space this is not funny it's just incredibly depressing jesus christ
by zaratustra
Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:28 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: The Eeeeew
Replies: 253
Views: 28232

Re: The Eeeeew

Again, the difference between Russia and Fox News is that people can actually be arrested for dealing with Russia.

Rupert Murdoch's crimes are wholly legal.
by zaratustra
Sat Jul 28, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 2795

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

maybe at least the voting could be public? Elon would simply make a fake vote while sending their guess to the judge.
by zaratustra
Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:33 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: GOP Will Shit Itself
Replies: 834
Views: 74555

Re: GOP Will Shit Itself

you know what's funny

trump voters thought hillary was the one keeping kids in cages to abuse them

actually it's not funny

it's a monstrosity
by zaratustra
Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:20 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 2795

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

GNU License
by zaratustra
Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:54 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine
Replies: 80
Views: 2795

Re: Elon Musk's Ipod Submarine

i was going for a pun

but yeah /in