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by Friday
Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Rib-Blasted and Bedunked-On by the Earth Itself
Replies: 20
Views: 507

Re: Rib-Blasted and Bedunked-On by the Earth Itself

Mothra, I'm your rib, here from the future.

And I'm glad you're doing okay.

Now eat this apple, a snake said it would make your dick bigger.
by Friday
Tue Nov 20, 2018 6:58 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

I'm okay. We had (unlike a lot of the victims) insurance, so. I may be moving soon. It's sort of a long story, but either we buy a house in Chico, Oregon (Ashland), Seattle, or even Hawaii. A lot of people here have offered to help out if I need anything and it's great to know you guys are there for...
by Friday
Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

Mr Trump also insisted he had not changed his mind on climate change after visiting the town in northern California. “I have a strong opinion,” he said. “I want great climate, we are going to have that and we are going to have forests that are very safe.” “We’ve got to take care of the floors, you ...
by Friday
Sat Nov 17, 2018 8:09 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

and the man there standing with him, Doug LaMalfa, District 1's congressional rep, who just won re-election 56 to 44, voted to reduce fire safety funding.
by Friday
Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:48 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)
Replies: 737
Views: 83249

Re: CHAT DUMP (and Quotes)

<Friday> zara i just want you to know <Friday> okay how can i put this <Friday> there are certain people in my life who like <Friday> I think about in response to certain triggers <Friday> like on a simple level, if i see a cool sword i think about my friend who likes swords <Friday> or like I think...
by Friday
Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:35 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

<@Romosome> Trump is apparently in Chico. Not sure if Friday is out trying to train a mountain lion towards the university or anything <Friday> yeah <Friday> he showed up this morning <Friday> I assume because someone told him that this is a Red area and his tweet actually pissed off a lot of people...
by Friday
Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:19 am
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

oh, uh. I guess it's a live updating site.

Anyway, at 1700, it was 548.

I have no idea why it's showing "2" now. It's still awful out.
by Friday
Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

so I've mentioned the Air Quality here in Chico a few times

fun fact I just found out: today, nov 16th 2018, Chico CA had the worst AQI on the planet

keep in mind this index tops out at 500 because basically it never goes over that (scroll down a bit)
by Friday
Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:22 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News
Replies: 1121
Views: 106453

Re: Bogus, batshit, banal, bizarre, or bicubic: Assorted News

so he's slightly more competent with computers than US lawmakers
by Friday
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:15 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Race: The Final Frontier
Replies: 135
Views: 15468

Re: Race: The Final Frontier

He might have just been floundering, trying to recover from a fuck up and all his brain could do in the one second that he had was go "shit! shit! say she's also the master race!" or he's just a fucking crazy racist person. remember that a lot of human behavior (and this fact infuriates ec...
by Friday
Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:02 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: NewMyewSpew
Replies: 275
Views: 43951

Re: NewMyewSpew

<Kishi> "boys experimenting with anal sex--perhaps influenced by what they've seen in porn--may find that sudden, unlubricated penetration is more difficult than it looks" <Kishi> Need some kind of anal safety flowchart to post up in bathrooms and skate parks. <Friday> It's really amazing ...
by Friday
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue
Replies: 133
Views: 9602

Re: Cali-Forn-I-A is a few burgers short of a barbecue

They keep arresting looters, including two guys who sneaked in dressed as Forest Rangers. I mean, I get it. You're an amoral shitstain and you know that there's an empty town full of loot. Except, uh, the town actually isn't empty and is instead crawling with more law enforcement than a fucking donu...
by Friday
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 319
Views: 32772

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

and by "endlessly hilarious to me", I mean I have developed that response as a defense mechanism against suicide and entirely giving up on humanity forever
by Friday
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:20 pm
Forum: Politics Quarantine
Topic: Rooty-tooty point and shootys
Replies: 319
Views: 32772

Re: Rooty-tooty point and shootys

The human condition of "if I was at the mass shooting, I would have heroically stopped it with my ninja skills and my lovingly named and polished AR-15, her name is Jasmine and I am perpetually erect when within 10 feet of her" is endlessly hilarious to me, especially after gun nuts presen...
by Friday
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:15 pm
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Hot Tweets Cool Treats
Replies: 1258
Views: 110805

Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

And yet the Liberal Media isn't even talking about coon on coon violence
by Friday
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:10 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Truthiness! (Onion, Clickhole, etc.)
Replies: 202
Views: 29229

Re: Truthiness! (Onion, Clickhole, etc.)



"At press time, sources confirmed Clinton had raised $17.6 billion in the first 45 seconds of the campaign."