Jortage Communal Butt Cloud may provide a useful service for managing the storage woes? I don't know how it's set up for brontosin.

How I can tell this is a shitpost by somebody who doesn't know wtf they're talking about:

1. All of New York is blue

My understanding is the accusation in that Mastodon thread is that Facebook is abdicating their responsibility to solve the impersonation problem themselves by instead setting up a system to get senior users to pay for verification.

Alternatively, this is Facebook trying to get a slice of the scamming the elderly money.

I didn't realize Friday got married.

He's gone protected because it turns out he fucked up Twitter's programming so badly that you get more engagement if your account is protected.

Still confused why it took 3 years for those charges to come out and make Roiland face consequences, but better late than never. I knew without looking that the show's viewership was just starting to show a downward trend. Goddamn. On the nose. Am I allowed to say that I can't find this remotely su...

If I had a nickel for every time someone leaked classified military information in an argument on the WarThunder forums... I'd have twenty cents. But still! (it was F-16 technical data this time). To be fair, the F-16 technical data was technically declassified, but under export control restriction...

Today's "revelations":


and the worst one: He stole the GoFundMe money for a veteran's service dog's lifesaving surgery. (citation)

Technically it was already usable wired as a generic controller, but this is a good improvement.

"Fatal miscalculation by central government in assuming there is a single soul in Scotland who hates trans people more than they hate the English." She also has a primer on UK/Scottish politics: Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland don't really want to be in the UK. They've been given le...

Iirc, it had something to do some scandal about choir boys and a church cover up? I never really took the time to research details He was the first pope to actually address the issue of pedo priests at all, including defrocking almost 400 priests... but before then he had at least ignored (or possi...

Long-ass Mastodon post from a former LastPass advocate who is now recommending that anyone still using LastPass should migrate to a different password manager. tl;dr: - They claim to have no knowledge of what sites you're using, but that information is stored in plaintext on their servers. - Their ...

Friday wrote:WAIT SHIT I FORGOT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE THREAD

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

OK THANK YOU BYE LOVE YOU ALL

We would also be in a Post Feet scenario, if we fully switched to metric.

Well, I would think that power grid maintenance downtime would mean nothing showing up, rather than an error page.

I was considering replying to a toot, decided against it, and refreshed the page... now it refuses to load whether I'm logged in or trying an incognito window.

... Interesting. I moved my account over from mastodon.lol because Bronto Sin Space is more fun, and the brobdingnagiest difference I'm noticing so far is that the Federated Timeline isn't a firehouse of Toots because it's only pulling in from instances that it's seen (presumably from our follows?)

Each time you get an upgrade decision, you can either expand your menu or choose something that effects customer behavior. Since I couldn't automate any sides or anything, I had to take whatever other card came up at every upgrade choice. I got "move more slowly near customers", which I a...