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by beatbandito
Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: Your Facebook Timeline
Topic: Computerus
Replies: 659
Views: 169604

Re: Computerus

Okay, I know these things are never simple but I have a friend who wants to get into computer gaming. Currently most demanding thing they play is Disney Dreamlight Valley, and they will want to play Sims 5 when it comes out. Not giving specific models or asking for direct recommendations. But it the...
by beatbandito
Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:08 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Okay this is it. I'm going to sit down and start a new BG3 character and get through the entire game like a normal rpg and not try and do absolutely everything again.

(mild spoilers for mid-to-end game)
by beatbandito
Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:34 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2443
Views: 253490

Re: #Tell Friday

I would assume Friday has already come about this, but just in case Kristen Stewart did the gayest photoshoot ever for rolling stone. There's even more images out there than they use in the linked article. The one part I read that made me laugh is her being like "I wanna be so gay I'd grow a mu...
by beatbandito
Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

François wrote:Besides, strong offensive options will become available as you level up and find gear. Focus on durability, and your caution will be rewarded.

who needs to invest in offense when you can invest in bio engineering and graft 64 psychic-powered atomic howitzers to your arms
by beatbandito
Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:05 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

If anything, getting pointlessly killed of at the end defines her as still a queer character.
by beatbandito
Mon Feb 12, 2024 9:21 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The Song Stuck in Your Brain
Replies: 637
Views: 177448

Re: The Song Stuck in Your Brain

Hemlocke Springs: Sever the Blight
by beatbandito
Mon Feb 12, 2024 9:16 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

I was lucky enough to recognize Harry Potter as trite when it came out and I was in the main demographic. Still being in the middle of the Hitchiker's Guide series helped. But what I've seen of reviews and summaries of them since then there is only one well-written moment in the entire series. When ...
by beatbandito
Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:04 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

I was under the impression that rather than "attempts to kill and bury the author" it was more "we'll throw a bone to the people most effected... Yeah but also like, they make fun of wizards popping on the floor and vanishing it. The central narrative of the game is unabashedly racis...
by beatbandito
Sun Feb 11, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

I am almost ashamed to admit that Hogwarts: Legacy is a pretty good game. It is a AAA monstrosity of mechanical mundanity, but does a pretty good job of it. I would compare the experience to an Assassin's Creed or FarCry. There's an established system that will change just enough to seem different a...
by beatbandito
Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:02 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2443
Views: 253490

Re: #Tell Friday

nosimpleway wrote:
That was so well edited I had to keep reminding myself that no modder would be able to get those custom animations in.
by beatbandito
Sat Feb 10, 2024 10:21 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)
Replies: 10
Views: 1463

Re: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)

Georg Rockall-Schmidt makes good little rant videos about culture and media. I haven't ventured into their podcasts or other longform essay stuff.
by beatbandito
Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)
Replies: 10
Views: 1463

Re: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)

José makes long videos about 90s sitcoms (generally positively) and sometimes Daily Wire stuff (very negatively).
by beatbandito
Wed Jan 24, 2024 4:46 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)
Replies: 10
Views: 1463

Re: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)

Squirrel Tactics doesn't always have good, or correct opinions in his commentary. But it is an excellent source of King of the Hill lore.

münecat does long videos about generally important things more on-point with the original topic. But I don't trust her as much now, her hair is too good.
by beatbandito
Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:11 pm
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2443
Views: 253490

Re: #Tell Friday

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by beatbandito
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:43 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?
Replies: 1325
Views: 288716

Re: Hey [%target] Whatcha Playin'?

Is it actually fun? I want it to be good, but Craftopia barely became anything like a game before being abandoned in early access.
by beatbandito
Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:59 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)
Replies: 10
Views: 1463

Re: Videos where it is internet comedians talking and talking (and talking)

I watch a lot of youtube and keep meaning to post a brobdingnagian list of specific videos that I never do. People that make youtube videos that have made me rethink opinions, or given me the terms to describe things I already knew but couldn't articulate: brobdingnagian Joel Shaunvids Dan Olsen / F...
by beatbandito
Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:20 am
Forum: Board Shit
Topic: #Tell Friday
Replies: 2443
Views: 253490

Re: #Tell Friday

by beatbandito
Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:52 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Truthiness! (Onion, Clickhole, etc.)
Replies: 461
Views: 113822

Re: Truthiness! (Onion, Clickhole, etc.)

real quick, why is that funny?
by beatbandito
Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:19 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Let's all go to the movies~
Replies: 1595
Views: 375934

Re: Let's all go to the movies~

Bottoms is a good movie people should see. It drags a bit in the third act but rounds out.
by beatbandito
Wed Jan 17, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Do you drink the cereal milk
Replies: 18
Views: 1957

Re: Do you drink the cereal milk

I was also confused by the imagery. Make them cocoa puffs.