It's been a pretty reliable rule that if a right wing politician is railing against something, it's piss all over near certain that that something is exactly what they've been doing for years. Except they were probably doing it while Eiffel towering a minor with Satan himself. "Haggard's Law&q...

Y'know what they say: I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat. The reality is that it's just a handful of powerful, manipulative shkrelic sociopaths who feel this way, "Shkrelic?" As in "behaving like one Martin Shkreli?" Whatever, I'm shoehorning this into posts f...

Lucifer in the flesh! I have a great opinion- I get along with almost everybody. In Washington, I have as many Democrat friends as I have Republican friends, I get along with most everybody. But I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life. No. Over my dead body will he be pr...

Minecraft isn't cool anymore? I was just thinking I should try it again when I don't have to spend so much time on the baby, which at this rate looks around... at least six months? Wait, Starbound still hasn't dropped version 1.0? I haven't kept up, at least not since I used the "distress beaco...

Been getting a bit of mileage out of this one.

Via Esquire from a couple weeks ago: Ringo Starr, Bryan Adams, Deutsche Bank, PayPal, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Moore, xHamster, Joel McHale, General Electric, the Dow Chemical Company, Pepsi, Hyatt, Hewlett Packard, Choice Hotels International, Whole Foods, Levis Strauss & Co., Lionsgate XHams...

Lyrai wrote:Maybe a really good Damascus steel knife. Or something fancy gun-related.

I won't pretend to know anything about good knives, but I saw this and it gave me pause. No idea if it's actually good, but I thought "that's way better than the piece of junk I got for Mrs. Ideal."

<Lymom> "I'd vote for Nixon over DRUMPF." <Me> "Pre or post watergate?" <Lymom> "ANY POINT IN HISTORY." I heard on The Nightly Show that even David Koch- y'know, of Chuck and Dave's Megalomania Trust- said that "it's possible" Hillary would make a better pres...

I leave the Internet for the weekend to make sure Hardly Jr. doesn't eat the radio, and this is what I come back to. Someone may have a First Amendment right … to view pornography, but what about my First Amendment right to not view it? Cleanup on isle 5, my brain just killed itself and poured out o...

So... how about Harriet Tubman on the 20-dollar bill? Actually, don't tell me. The year-long awkward Thanksgiving dinner we politely call Facebook is already reacting poorly. Maybe it's time to take a break. Spend time away from social media and do something more worthwhile, like sweeping the patio ...

So, a couple things learned over a 20-minute lunch session: 1) The old Ball-o'-Death strategy that seems to work in Starcraft isn't going to help me here, unless I like the idea of going through a whole new batch of light-attack vehicles every mission. Probably not a good idea since units earn exper...

I don't always necro-post... but when I do, I prefer to have a good reason: "without doubt AUETIS The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling but in rising every time we fall http://[SOME DAMN AUTO INSURANCE SITE]" And this is just the latest in texts and calls for an "Auet...

(Google shrugs) "I dunno, the foxes looked interested in the dirt, so I just figured..."

...a presidential candidate for a major party once spent 13,000 words explaining why a rugged, freedom-lovin' state like Texas should ban sex toys. It's the Year of Our Lord Two-thousand plus Sixteen. I can't believe we're even having this conversa- wait, yes I can. Also, too, fuck Mazin for making ...

It's actually been out for about a month, but I haven't had much time to play thanks to an aging PC and a five-month-old son. Stupid babies and their never wanting to be set down like ever... As you'd guess, it's all terrestrial since it takes place a century before the first game. Instead of spaces...

So... Deserts of Kharak. Prequel to the first Homeworld game, following a military expedition to find a massive anomaly in the equatorial desert. The first new game in the series in over ten years. (the remasters were nice, but don't really count) You wouldn't believe how hard it is to not go on and...

It's like one of those TF2 heat maps, but with a bored dog instead of lunatics shooting each other.

That needs to become a papercraft like right now, if not sooner.

OMG DON'T USE MY WARCRAFT NAME YOU BLEW MY COVER the big dumb game ideas megathread Oh yeah, that's what this is about. I had a dream where I was being chased up a stairwell by a bunch of men in black. I'm not sure if I actually got away, but I distinctly remember trying to evade them by willing mys...

Oh... I didn't even realize you were a "poster formerly known as..."! Uh, you'll forgive the question, I hope, but... who are you, Hardly? Friend of Romo's from way back. Haven't been around since... hm. I think the place was still called The Seven Deadly Forums, MGS4 was still a thing, a...