A take so hot I think I got singed reading it.
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Well, Turning Point is real, and Charlie Kirk is real, and if you've read anything by or about him, it's certainly something he might well say.
The truth might matter even so (let's not make things any harder than they already are!), but yeah, Poe's Law is definitely in force.
The truth might matter even so (let's not make things any harder than they already are!), but yeah, Poe's Law is definitely in force.
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How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise
The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that’s a shame.
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Then how do you explain wasabi mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise, smart guy?
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the mayocide
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I keep just thinking "Miracle Whoops" and laughing.
It's me. I'm the millennial that's killing the mayonnaise industry.
It's me. I'm the millennial that's killing the mayonnaise industry.
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Lottel wrote:"Miracle Whoops"
Now I too, am laughing.
xD
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"Identity condiments".
I'm just going to keep thinking about that phrase all week. Identity condiments. What's your condimentsona?
original condiment do not steal
I'm just going to keep thinking about that phrase all week. Identity condiments. What's your condimentsona?
original condiment do not steal
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Fucks sake, who writes this shit? Like, imagine this person's life. It must be empty as fuck. Devoid of joy or anything remotely interesting, even to them. Like a person with a full, rewarding lifestyle does not write a fucking twenty page essay on why the next generation doesn't eat mayonnaise.
Fucking astounding what people choose to care about.
"my good large son is practical and eats mayonnaise" sounds exactly like a dril tweet.
Fucking astounding what people choose to care about.
"my good large son is practical and eats mayonnaise" sounds exactly like a dril tweet.
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I legit feel bad for the prick's daughter.
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Friday wrote:Fucks sake, who writes this shit? Like, imagine this person's life. It must be empty as fuck. Devoid of joy or anything remotely interesting, even to them. Like a person with a full, rewarding lifestyle does not write a fucking twenty page essay on why the next generation doesn't eat mayonnaise.
Fucking astounding what people choose to care about.
"my good large son is practical and eats mayonnaise" sounds exactly like a dril tweet.
why are millenials choosing to diversify their tastes instead of scarfing down bland, unhealthy traditional food
it must be because their identity is defined by food
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Well, according to the end of the article, millenials are actually buying more mayo than boomers are, so it really feels like the article was "I fucking hate millennials, here's some random information about mayonnaise. Also I hate my bitch daughter."
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Just because something is old and white doesn't mean it's obsolete. Look at Shakespeare. Look at me.
Too many hot takes in that article. Friday's right, this is just some bitter pile of venom who hates her feminist daughter and anyone who won't eat deviled eggs.
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I haven't read the article because, fuck. But yeah, the pull quote I kept seeing to intro it was:
"Practical". "Good son". "Also have a daughter". Yeah, I wonder who we're supposed to root for here.
My son Jake, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.
"Practical". "Good son". "Also have a daughter". Yeah, I wonder who we're supposed to root for here.
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ow ow ow help help someone help me get my face off this hotplate why is my face stuck to a hotplate
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So women are not allowed to do anything with comics, videogames, or anything else boys like. Got it.
The internet was a mistake.
The internet was a mistake.
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I like the claim that women are now making all the comics.
That's a big workload for one gal!
That's a big workload for one gal!
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I like the way he took the old treehouse stereotype and skillfully reversed it to show how it's the icky girls that are the sexists. Mad literary skills.
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Did anyone read that guy's comics? Because I have to say, real winners.
Also he may actually be 10.
Also he may actually be 10.
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