ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

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ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby MarsDragon » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:56 pm

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Today I got a blurry package! It is from...Kayma!

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Inside was many mysterious and varied treasures!

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A trap! It's a mass of Jigglypuffs to send me to sleep! I cleverly avoided the trap and stayed awake to finish chronicling the rest of the package.

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Mojo Jojo was also there, with Blossom along to fight him! Plus, a mysterious Pokeball! Hm, the Pokeball has a zipper like a coin purse and feels like it has something inside...

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Wait...that's...

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JIGGLYPUFF!

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I fended off the extra special hidden trap to unlock a puzzle! Sweet!

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Books! A doorstopper combo of all the His Dark Materials books, plus two sidestores, one with a game!

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Manga and video games! I've never actually played a Ys game before, but I hear these are a pretty good place to start.

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All that from one package! Amazing. I raise my glass to Kayma, the Dirtiest of Santas!

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Metal Slime » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:36 am

Needs more jigglypuff.

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Kayma » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:32 pm

Metal Slime wrote:Needs more jigglypuff.


You're right :(

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Lyrai » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:25 pm


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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Brentai » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:41 pm

I have wrested a surprisingly heavy package from the inky depths of the Post Office. It appears to originate from a particularly cuddly man from Australia.

I don't have time to open it right now so you'll just have to quiver in antici for a bit. My prediction is that it will be packed full of giant spiders, because every object in Australia is actually a giant spider.

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Dogstar » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:36 pm

Constantine, I still haven't gotten a box or card or even a PM here on the boards from you. I see that you've posted in other parts of the forum - can you please reply to this in some fashion?

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Brentai » Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:42 am

Oh there IS a loot thread on the new boards.

Bumping this so I don't forget to bump this again.

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Mothra » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:45 am

Hey Dogstar did Constantine ever send you anything

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Brentai » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:19 am

Christmas is in August, right?

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Some time ago, I received a mysterious package from a hairy man in Australia, and immediately I knew what it was. Spiders. Nothing but spiders. Because every object in Australia is actually a spider.

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Throwing caution to the wind, I AAAAAAGH oh hey these are actually some pretty nice spiders.

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Right at the top, front and center, is a spider to make sweet love to. You trying to tell me something, Stush?

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Paperback spiders of Samurai Champloo!

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A valuable spider for when some blond afro fucker tries to trip you when you're coming down the stairs.

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...Jesus Christ.

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Jesus Fucking Christ.

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This fucking spider is over a thousand pages long, and has its own soundtrack. No wonder people keep confusing it for some kind of Bible.

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If I ever need to keep little girls occupied, I have the perfect spider for it now.

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Spiders of "manga art" from the 90s...

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Full of exactly what you would expect.

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Game spiders from the 90s of Australia, full of references to something called a "Mega Drive". I don't think I learned anything about Mortal Kombat II from them, but I did learn that Virode Imtarnasan is gagging to go OFF!

No actual porn shown, but this is a link anyway.

Porn spiders from the 90s of Australia. Unfortunately, being American, I cannot become erect looking at women who are less than 90% silicone.

And... oh what are these spiders? Are they one-of-a-kind, exclusive examples of...

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Art?

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Yes, art!

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More art! (I really like this one.)

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More art!

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More art!

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More aAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pretty cool, unique stuff, Stush, just like I wanted. Thanks a bundle, ma-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Büge » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:32 am

It's a Stushmas miracle!

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Stush » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:12 am

<3

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Re: ULTRA LOOT 2013 II SUPER TURBO GOLD EDITION

Postby Mongrel » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:33 am

Well, it IS winter in Oz right now.
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