A Holiday Appears!
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I HAD A BORFDAY PARTY WE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES AND ARKHAM AND WEREWOLF I WAS LYNCHED A LOT BUT I ALWAYS LOVED JUSTICE
*single tear*
in the second game I was the Seer and they lynched me first
I then spoke in a spooky voice for the rest of the game while I ate ice cream cake
"yourrrrrr crimes will come back to haaaaaaaaaaaaaunnnnnnnnnnnnt youuuuuuuuuuuuu..." etc etc
until eventually my girlfriend got up and hit me
she was a wolf
divorce
*single tear*
in the second game I was the Seer and they lynched me first
I then spoke in a spooky voice for the rest of the game while I ate ice cream cake
"yourrrrrr crimes will come back to haaaaaaaaaaaaaunnnnnnnnnnnnt youuuuuuuuuuuuu..." etc etc
until eventually my girlfriend got up and hit me
she was a wolf
divorce
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this is the real curse of lycanthropy
doomed to inevitably become a lone wolf
doomed to inevitably become a lone wolf
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I'm wondering if the wolfman wearing a Montreal Expos cap is a nod to Jon Lajoie
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This year I learned about the glory of Rush Limbaugh's annual telling of the "True Story of Thanksgiving".
the pilgrims almost starved not because they had no idea how to live off the land, but because of socialism
the pilgrims almost starved not because they had no idea how to live off the land, but because of socialism
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Well I mean, that's what happens when you give Obama access to a time machine.
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This is the first year I ended up in an argument with family over current events. It was... disappointing.
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I managed to strategically and gracefully work the escalating Thanksgiving conversation away from Ferguson before my in-laws straight-out said that the protesters were all violent thugs. Pretty proud of myself.
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Ahh thug, the new n*****
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I'm gonna eat a turkey
beep beep boop
hi, can I order a turkey?
no!
why?
because you are the Madden Thanksgiving Player of the Game Award!
beep beep boop
hi, can I order a turkey?
no!
why?
because you are the Madden Thanksgiving Player of the Game Award!
pisa katto
pisa katto
pisa katto
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On the way out of town yesterday I passed a dispensary with a sign in the window wishing me a HAPPY DANKSGIVING.
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My dad said awful things about Ferguson, but I have a solid 33 years experience at ignoring everything he says, so nobody got hurt.
Holiday survive'd. Now for a brief intermission before next Holiday.
Holiday survive'd. Now for a brief intermission before next Holiday.
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Merry Christmas, errybody! I got my cheesy Christmas sweater on, my cheesy Christmas avatar on, and I'm almost done with my cheesy Christmas gifts.
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Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.
Bart: Christmas is the time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Bart: Christmas is the time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
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Joyeux Noël, dudes and dudettes and in-betweens and besides. It's a perpetual pleasure and privilege to exist alongside such a glorious bunch of sages and conquerors.
i wish you find whatever or whoever it is you're looking for, and if you've already found, then I bid you to hold on tight.
i wish you find whatever or whoever it is you're looking for, and if you've already found, then I bid you to hold on tight.
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The communist overlords of the north extend warm Christmas wishes and salutations to all those who recognize the glory of our imperial dominion. We take this warm holiday moment to remind the dirty capitalist heathens that no claims other than the regime of the overlords' against Santa's Workshop (and associate territories and dependencies) will be recognized.
For those who do not (you know who you are) sleigh-borne bombs are already on their way. They will have smiley faces and warm Christmas wishes painted on them!
For those who do not (you know who you are) sleigh-borne bombs are already on their way. They will have smiley faces and warm Christmas wishes painted on them!
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