Things That Go in Your Mouth

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Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby sei » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:41 pm

Hell Fuck Shit smoothie
1/4 cup hell juice
1/4 cup fuck juice
1 TBsp shit milk (thick canned stuff, not the runny contents of fresh, young shit)
1/2 dick
1/4 tsp grated ginger (fresh or break off 1/4 of one of those frozen ginger cubes from Dorot)
1/2 cup crushed ice

Blend. Drink. Enjoy.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Brentai » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:32 pm

God damn it now I'm watching sei's avatar instead of Fluttershy.

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby TA » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:54 pm

Shy Horse has quite the mouth on her.
のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Brentai » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:55 pm

You're tellin' me!

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby sei » Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:14 am

That video sounds like raid instructions from one of the officers in my old WoW guild.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Thad » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:50 am

So maybe there's something to this whole "save the last of your cake for a year and then eat it" thing.

I mean, as sense-memory and nostalgia go, desserts are pretty fucking high on the list.

And as it turns out, cake that's been in a freezer for a year is actually still pretty good. Really moist, retained a surprising amount of its flavor, no freezer-burn taste to speak of.

And we had enough goddamn cake on our wedding day and the days that followed. One more wedge at the time would have been excessive. Eating it now, we can enjoy it properly.

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:30 pm

Recipe suggestion solicitation time.

We have a fuckton of celery someone left behind. Also a fair amount of mushrooms. Thinking of getting some chicken (probably thighs. mmmm dark meat) and... peanuts/cashews and bok choy? Stir fry? Any ideas?

Important notes: Stove is a shitty low powered electric. Our wok sucks (well, maybe it's just the stove).
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby TA » Sun Aug 24, 2014 8:58 pm

Stir fries always work, but also soup might be a good idea for a weak stove.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Mongrel » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:43 pm

Classic chicken soup is an old standard around here and was an idea we discussed, but it would use maybe a third of this celery, at most.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby TA » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:55 pm

So use more.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Niku » Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:19 pm

do you know where that radioactive landfill is that they were trying to make sure that people would keep the fuck out for 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years or so

put the celery in there

and all other celery too
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Disposable Ninja » Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:16 am

niku if you don't eat your vegetables you won't grow up big and strong

speaking of terrible dietary choices: I just fried up, like, 10 pounds of fucking chicken. I may have gone overboard.

That said, I marinated some of the chicken in some Chipotle Tabasco Sauce and Sriracha (and water) for a couple of hours. This was a very, very good idea.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Niku » Mon Aug 25, 2014 12:50 am

Celery isn't a vegetable, it's a hate crime.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby sei » Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:19 am

Mongrel wrote:Classic chicken soup is an old standard around here and was an idea we discussed, but it would use maybe a third of this celery, at most.


You could use some of it on some other dish like ants on a log.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Kayma » Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:29 am

Niku wrote:Celery isn't a vegetable, it's a hate crime.


this man gets it! He says what we're all thinking!

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Rico » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:50 am

Speaking of Sriracha, I've been making this once a week, usually completely ignore the drizzle:
1 to 1 1/2 pounds boneless skinless chicken breasts
1/4 cup Sriracha sauce
1/4 cup honey
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon lime juice
For the drizzle:
1/4 cup mayo
1/4 cup greek yogurt
1/4 cup sweet chili sauce
2 tablespoons honey
2 teaspoons hot sauce
Instructions

Cut chicken into large bite sized chunks
Place in crock
In a bowl mix together Sriracha, 1/4 cup honey, soy sauce and lime juice
Pour over chicken, cover and cook on high for 2-4 hours or low for 5-7 until chicken is cooked through
Whisk together drizzle ingredients
Serve chicken with rice or noodles as desired with a generous drizzle of the sauce
You can use all mayo or all yogurt for the drizzle sauce

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby TA » Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:00 am

We made hot sauce two weeks ago. Turned out pretty well. Suppose I should concoct an exact recipe at some point, but thing is we make a large batch like every year or two, so a smaller size thing would be harder to do and also measure.

Anyway. We took 15 liters of Frank's Red Hot, added a bunch of spices and some flavorings, and reduced by a little more than half before rebottling. Keeps forever, gets better with age, it's really flavorful but not overly spicy. Goes great on chicken, pork shoulder, etc. Gave a bottle to my sauce afficionado friend who proceeded to put it on some General Tso's Chicken and loved it.

The reason I bring it up is because I bet that Rico's exact recipe would work really well with that instead of sriracha, and I may have to try that soon.
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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Büge » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:15 pm

Mongrel wrote:We have a fuckton of celery someone left behind. Also a fair amount of mushrooms.


You'd better have used those tomatoes, too! :evil:

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Re: Things That Go in Your Mouth

Postby Mongrel » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:21 pm

We did!
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