HOW WAS YOUR DAY

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HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby BEAT » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:15 am

(Somewhat NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/F9Fe08t.jpg
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS

BRENTAI EDIT: Still gotta be careful what we post as embedded images, sorry. Buge's avatar is about the limit.
OH NO IT'S BEAT

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Cthulhu-chan » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:46 am

It was pretty okay, generally.
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby fanboymaster » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:07 pm

I woke up at noon, seriously what the fuck me
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:20 pm

Wait... is BEAT BeatBandit, or is beatbandito BeatBandit?
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Brentai » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:28 pm

BeatBandit(o) is Rygaron, BEAT is a skeleton who knows kung fu.

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby BEAT » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:56 pm

YEAH I'M PRIMARILY A TALKING TIME DUDE
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Newbie » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:35 pm

I know Stush saw my post on Facebook, but we just got confirmation that the neighbor who feeds and provides a doghouse for the local stray cat is moving away. With absurdly low temperatures on the horizon, today I took corrective action and snatched that cat. She's currently sequestered in our bathroom. This is a temporary solution; we already had four cats and this complex only allows you to have one. Still, this is for the best.
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Lottel » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:09 pm

BEAT wrote:YEAH I'M PRIMARILY A TALKING TIME DUDE


You mean a "PRIMARILY YELLING AT PEOPLE ON TWITTER DUDE"
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Mongrel » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:31 pm

The correct joke response is "Wait... BeatBandit was Rygaron?"
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Kayma » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:52 pm

Lottel wrote:
BEAT wrote:YEAH I'M PRIMARILY A TALKING TIME DUDE


You mean a "PRIMARILY YELLING AT PEOPLE ON TWITTER DUDE"


This was my impression.

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby BEAT » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:15 am

BOTH, REALLY
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby MarsDragon » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:34 am

You forgot YELLING AT PEOPLE ON SKYPE and YELLING AT PEOPLE ON OUTER HEAVEN.

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Thad » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:36 am

HI BEAT

WELCOME TO THE FORUMUS

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby BEAT » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:19 pm

THANKS GREAT TO BE HERE

LOVE YOUR AVATAR MARS.
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Thad » Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:13 am

It took me a ridiculously long time (3 hours) to make a pizza but it was totally worth it.

Had a bunch of fresh veggies I needed to use up, so I made my own tomato sauce.

I started a garden a couple of years ago; most of the plants died but I still have some rosemary and oregano. So I decided to put them in.

First bite had a really bitter aftertaste, so I added more tomatoes. Then it was sweet, but still with a bitter aftertaste. It had been awhile by this point and I didn't want to fuck with it anymore, so I decided to hope the bitterness would cook out.

I added some grilled eggplant and (also grilled) peppers. Crust was just a Boboli.

Took longer to make than it should have, but totally worth it. The bitterness did indeed cook out of the herbs, and the garden rosemary was really the star of the show.

I sure as hell can't take 3 hours to fix dinner every night, but man, when I get around to it I do all right.

Used to do it more often when I was in college. Would make enchiladas or lasagna or suchlike, have my friends over. Good times.

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:00 am

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby François » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:18 am

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Mongrel » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:33 am

I like that you counted.

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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Healy » Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:41 am

We seem to have taken in a small, nervous dog yesterday afternoon. Mom thinks it's going to be a great companion to grandma, who is cooped up in her room all day, but considering we only got him with a crate and a tiny food bowl, and (to my knowledge) no toys or blankets or even a dang leash, and how suddenly he was dumped on us, I'm pretty worried about how we're gonna take care of the little fella. On the other hand, he's apparently trained as a show dog, he lives to be petted, and despite being a little bundle of nerves he only tried to bite one of us when he was cornered, so I'm cautiously optimistic about how this thing. Worst comes to worst, we could work out a way for him to live with his original owner somehow.
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Re: HOW WAS YOUR DAY

Postby Stush » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:43 pm

My day has been GORILLAWESOME!

I got Dark Souls 2, I pre-ordered Wargame: Red Dragon, MGS comes out soon, I had some sushi! I am gonna just steal everyone's lifeforce and use it to upgrade the wheels on my car.

Goddamn.

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