Hot Tweets Cool Treats

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Friday » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:46 am

enormous gatherings of mutant cultists found at the base of a ten mile high tower, chanting "butheremails"
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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Mongrel » Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:11 pm

Friday wrote:enormous gatherings of mutant cultists found at the base of a ten mile high tower, chanting "buttery males"
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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Mongrel » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:40 am



Dear earth, please make this happen. Please.
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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby mharr » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:28 am

Loser gets a mild waterboarding.

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby nosimpleway » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:17 pm

That's almost as bad as "Ozymandias" set to All Star by Smash Mouth

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Mongrel » Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:25 am

Fucking CHAD!

Of course he's free to do as he pleases! Of course that bitch Columbia likes all the bad countries who'll just spread their terrorism to her. But a Nice Country like us? Pfft. Of COURSE not. We had a trade deal - doesn't that obviously mean we had a special relationship? We even share a border! I mean, that obviously makes us close by default! It was meant to be! But now she won't even look at us, telling us the deal's off and to go away.

FUCKING CHAD.
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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby zaratustra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:52 am

the virgin Yemen / the chad Chad

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Mongrel » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:32 pm

Probably one of my favourite versions of this meme I've seen besides the Seinfeld one.

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby TA » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:28 pm

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Friday » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:53 pm

A quick jaunt to wikipedia...

"Jived fox nymph grabs quick waltz." (28 letters)
Short, but nearly incomprehensible. 2/10.

"Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf." (28 letters)
Just as short as previous, but contains glib jocks and a vexed dwarf. Superior. 6/10.

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." (29 letters)
One letter longer, but rad as fuck. 9/10.

"How vexingly quick daft zebras jump!" (30 letters)
Sentence reads in my head as British accent, contains the word "daft", and "zebras." Solid. 7/10.

"The five boxing wizards jump quickly." (31 letters)
Starting to get longer and therefore points deducted, but easy to remember, sounds normal, and contains boxing wizards. 6/10.

"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs." (32 letters)
The longest, but also the most likely to actually be said out loud in real life. 8/10.

Result: Sphinx wins, but Liquor jugs is a close second. If British, Daft Zebras best.
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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby zaratustra » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:18 am

Friday wrote:A quick jaunt to wikipedia...

"Jived fox nymph grabs quick waltz." (28 letters)
Short, but nearly incomprehensible. 2/10.


Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ

also the tweet uses 'jumped' instead of 'jumps', which is both longer and incorrect

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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby Mongrel » Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:23 pm



If someone had told me two days ago that NDT was about to get stone-cold ice-burned by Merriam-Webster...















... actually, hm, I might have believed it. That's just the way things are these days.
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Re: Hot Tweets Cool Treats

Postby mharr » Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:32 pm

zaratustra wrote:also the tweet uses 'jumped' instead of 'jumps', which is both longer and incorrect

A horrifying number of teachers insist on the former because that's what the book says.

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