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This is horrible. I love it.
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There's more pics in the (short) thread. Good stuff.
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Mongrel wrote:There's more pics in the (short) thread. Good stuff.
Is this why people asked me in 7th grade if I was a devil worshipper?
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Silversong wrote:Mongrel wrote:There's more pics in the (short) thread. Good stuff.
Is this why people asked me in 7th grade if I was a devil worshipper?
Better than assuming in 1st grade that you are one, based on the fact that you wear a St Christopher medallion with Latin words on it and a Chi-Rho-a-gram
hoo boy. Fundies. Sweet Jesus, save me from your followers.
Mom heard about our satan worshipping from the principal, who heard it from the kids who beat me up, and made little sewn sachets to encase the medallions in so the trailer trash children at school wouldn't be able to accidentally view the eldritch sigils of hadal summoning Latin "ora pro nobis" and get struck by the evil eye funny ideas.
As a result, we were downgraded from "acolytes of Satan" to "witches" and speculation ran rampant as to what was inside our "mojo bags". Since neither my sister or I wanted to be upgraded back to "acolytes of Satan", we stopped answering questions about it. We eventually stopped going out in public wearing anything that would reveal any hint of the unusual neckwear: no swimming pools, no bathing suits, turtlenecks all year round, dresses buttoned up, etc. Four years later, we moved to the city, where now we sat side by side with kids from 6 continents, who could care less what or whom or where you prayed. But the swimming pools and backyard waterslides were gone, there was no place to play.
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Being called a witch for wearing a Christian protective charm is a new one on me. That's like declaring somebody a vampire for buying garlic in broad daylight.
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Because that's something a werewolf would do.
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You seen not to understand that to baptists Catholics are basically not even christians. They consider all those Saints and Virgin Mary things in Catholicism to be the height of Idolatry.
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Remember kids: A heretic werewolf is always worse than an infidel a vampire.
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This tweet thread and comments feels very Friday (our Friday, I mean... not the fact that today is Friday).
All the Ares jokes are so good.
All the Ares jokes are so good.
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Did you guys see the story about the racist in Manhattan getting kicked out of a sandwich shop for ranting about people talking in spanish and threatening to call ICE on them? Then apperently the internet found out he was a lawyer that owned his own Manhattan based law firm and so people started fucking with its yelp, got it downvoted to 1 star, somehow changed it to a mexican resturant and replaced his picture with one of a dog getting hit in the face with a frisbee.
Well today a reporter tried to talk to him on the street in NYC and... well the video speaks for itself.
Well today a reporter tried to talk to him on the street in NYC and... well the video speaks for itself.
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PFFFFFFHAH! I heard about this earlier, but I didn't know about the Yelp page or see that reaction. But I only just saw the sandwich shop thing; looks like this isn't his first episode in yelling at suspected foreigners.
And then there's this one where he has a meltdown on the sidewalk with some random dude:
Just... Jesus fidget-spinning Christ, dude. Don't start nothin' and there won't be nothin'.
And then there's this one where he has a meltdown on the sidewalk with some random dude:
Just... Jesus fidget-spinning Christ, dude. Don't start nothin' and there won't be nothin'.
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I want to kind of feel sorry for the dude but I know now that that's a mistake.
All of y'all are like "Good, that's good."
It doesn't feel good.
All of y'all are like "Good, that's good."
It doesn't feel good.
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As Moe Howard would have described it, this guy is clearly "a me'tal case" headed for for some unfortunate outcome. Lucky for him that's a bit more sympathetic in 2018 than it was in 1934.
But you can be that and ALSO be an asshole. Which this guy also very clearly is. The dog-frisbee picture thing, I can't not laugh at that.
But you can be that and ALSO be an asshole. Which this guy also very clearly is. The dog-frisbee picture thing, I can't not laugh at that.
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