Bad Joke About Selling Things

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Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby beatbandito » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:17 pm

If I missed the selling stuff thread I thought we already had, feel free to merge.

I am currently in possession of a new 128 gig Surface Pro 2 that I have no need for. Trying to get it returned, but the original sellers are being very difficult and I only foresee email arguments and calls to the bank in the future if I go that route. I'm already in the hole expense-wise, but taking a hit right now is a much better prospect than trying to fight for everything and a month from now still taking a hit.

Letting it go for $800 and, even though I'm worried black friday deals will end up close to or even under that, it's as low as I can go without it being worth it to go back to the original seller. I will handle any shipping costs inside the U.S. (unless you live in one of those weird lost villages in utah that cost as much to ship to as the UK)
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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Büge » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:34 pm

Aw, I was hoping this was the thread for salesman jokes.

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Lottel » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:33 pm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Desperate door-to-door salesman
Desperate door-to-do--
Please buy my wares
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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Brentai » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:26 pm

You might be in for a rough time at 800 since you can (in some cases) get a Pro 3 at the same price with the same memory size.

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby sei » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:03 pm

Considering parting with a new, unopened copy of GTA V for PS4, for the right price.
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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Grath » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:50 pm

sei wrote:Considering parting with a new, unopened copy of GTA V for PS4, for the right price.

I'll give you $5.

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Mongrel » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:01 pm

That reminds me of the times I've listed something on ebay as "Buy it now/best offer", stuff priced maybe around say $10 but which I'd sell for $7 or even $6 and it doesn't sell... except some cheeky asshole makes a best offer of a dollar right before the listing ends.
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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby sei » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:54 pm

Yes, except this cheeky asshole is less anonymous and within arm's reach.
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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Silversong » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:09 pm

I'm thinking of downsizing my anime/games figurine collection. Some Dragon Quest, Final Fantasy, KOS-MOS, Read or Die, Serial Experiments Lain, maybe some other stuff. If there's any interest I can take a bunch of photos this weekend. Prices will be low-end reasonable + shipping (which will be cheap within US).

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Rico » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:34 pm

I can probably be suckered into buying DQ stuff!

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby TA » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:41 pm

I'm certainly curious!
のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Mongrel » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:51 pm

Prrrrobably not, but if you're already taking pictures of them anyway, I can be curious about this without it costing you any extra effort! Any interesting monsters or robots?
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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Silversong » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:42 pm

DQ is all interesting monsters, I suppose. Not much for robots if you aren't counting jrpg pretty-girl-is-really-robot.

I'm moving house, and have already been living at the new apartment, which is why I'm not near them to take photos until Saturday. I will no longer have six convenient shelves for figurines at the new place, and would like to downsize to three shelves-ful.

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Re: Bad Joke About Selling Things

Postby Silversong » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:57 pm

https://www.flickr.com/photos/45353012@ ... 468981364/

Here's this for starters. I can supply more angles if wanted. Thanks!

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