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Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:52 am
by Mothra
I thought we had a thread for this, but I can't find it. Maybe it was only on the old forums?
Welp, post wacky spam messages you get in your inbox.
Sheree Smithj <marisolnnl@gmx.com>
7:48 AM (2 hours ago)
to me
hello honey, I am sorry it took so long to get back to you, I just heard that Jerry betrays me with his shrink..
Trying to hurt him for sure. I want a good plan for sure to go with this.
Sure that you haven't forgotten me sweety? if you still want more details about me, come to sx4fun com, dear,
Look at me sweety and be back in touch, maybe we can meet for a cup of coffee :)
search for hpg3932 there. Well don t be shy, and get back with me baby..
I can't be the only one who thinks sweety is the least erotic pet name in the whole dang pillowsphere
It makes me think of smoker's lung and strata upon strata of makeup
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:27 pm
by Healy
I cannot get over how great "Jerry betrays me with his shrink" is.
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:56 am
by beatbandito
I remember that episode of Seinfeld.
edit: this was my most evil post
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:50 pm
by Mothra
Subject: C_A..N-T..--_G E_T..---L A I_D-?
Ulla W. <yogcalo@samara.comstar.ru>
Jun 25
to me
Hallo lo֨vel֖y pecker ;-)
i͚'m a to̊tֹal nymph0 lٚookinͥg fo̾r s̲3xֹ. l͢et͛'s play.ͩ..͠send a f@ٔck r̾eٌq֨uest
My nͬick̸name is Ulla :-S
My page is here: http:(slash slash)Ulla.NewBangBuddy(dot)ru
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:14 am
by Mazian
Who hasn't wanted to date Zalgo?
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 4:37 pm
by Yoji
I don't always necro-post... but when I do, I prefer to have a good reason:
"without doubt AUETIS The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling but in rising every time we fall http://[SOME DAMN AUTO INSURANCE SITE]"
And this is just the latest in texts and calls for an "Auetis Wilson" I've been getting for about a year now, mostly for payday loans. I've told them many times I'm not that guy, I don't know anyone by that name, and I didn't even know "Auetis" is a name.
I've tried being polite. I've tried being mean. I've threatened to paint my real name on their dog. If they stayed on the line long enough, I've told them I'd rather sell my blood before I ever take out a payday loan. But I guess my first and ultimate mistake was ever picking up the phone; now they know there's a body to answer on the other side.
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:59 pm
by Mothra
AUETIS: The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.™
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:00 am
by Mothra
I legit want to say that whole thing as a toast.
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:32 am
by Mothra
Dr. David Free presents Timpanigos Chiropractic
Timpanigos Chiropractic
22 N. 98 E.
Pleasant Grove, UT
Hello DUANE NEWMAN, Come Join Us!
19th Anniversary BACK TO SCHOOL Giveaway
Come help us celebrate our 19th anniversary by receiving a $19 adjustment!*
PLUS
For every adjustment or massage you receive, you will be entered into our raffle for a $100 giftcard to WALMART.
*One $19 adjustment per person
I mean, "Duane" is in my name, but I have zero idea how they came up with "Duane Newman"
Also this place is in Utah and is a fucking chiropractic office???
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:40 am
by nosimpleway
ha ha ha
back to school chiropractic
get it
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:48 am
by Mothra
God, that is a stretch
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 6:55 pm
by Esperath
so uh, this is an actual e-mail title from Fidelity, for one of my retirement accounts
"YOLO. Make smarter money choices."
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:16 pm
by Mothra
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:03 pm
by François
Ah, good old Piss Dude. That's one entry in the Obituaries thread I'm not looking forward to.
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:25 pm
by Brantly B.
I just got a spam message from... "Lavos"?
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:44 pm
by nosimpleway
You know the saying "Every dog has its day"?
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:25 pm
by Grath
I got a text message that my non-existent Bank of America account was disabled.
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:16 am
by Silversong
Patreon sold my email address, but I'm getting such magical messages.
World of no danger!
Proper care against dangerous diseases. Buy antibiotics in our store!
Lock your depression in the castle.
Leave depression to Lexapro. Just order it now and never be sad again!
Strong boner — strong marriage! We'll show you how.
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:54 am
by Mothra
LOCK YOUR DEPRESSION IN A CASTLE
Re: Spam Bam Thank You Mam
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:46 pm
by nosimpleway
Not just A castle. The castle. The castle of seratonin-stealing goblins. Lock them in.